SHADYXV-Eminem

[00:06.31]I'm liable to start a violent spark [00:07.29]with a silent thought [00:08.23]I disgust you like dialogue [00:09.49]from the shop to The Wired Frog [00:10.65]Night club, *******t, I was taught [00:12.16]if you see these on fire [00:13.11]You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, [00:14.47]no fire depar**ent [00:16.07]So you may not hear sirens at all [00:17.42]But don't be alarmed if I sound off [00:18.65]Something just ain't right with me, dawg [00:20.58]A martyr on a private charter, [00:22.45]whose life could be harder [00:23.66]Widely regarded, highly bite me, [00:24.80]sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded [00:26.33]But tonight I'm starting *******t, [00:27.49]I'm feeling self righteous [00:28.49]I might just hop in a mosh [00:29.51]pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac *******t [00:31.07]Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct [00:33.13]I'll ******* around [00:34.95]and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith [00:37.45]Fan of the LOX, bananas, [00:38.50]manic, I'm going in shock [00:39.34]Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet [00:40.26]Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic [00:41.76]No, *******, I mean [00:42.56]I can't maneuver from movement [00:43.57]Cause I had no room for improvement [00:44.48]I'm practically squashed, [00:46.11]unpacked it and boxed it [00:47.31]Toxic, hands are arsenic, [00:48.73]flammable bars, examine the content [00:50.03]Bar exam, start of insanity [00:51.04]Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson [00:53.77]Animal snarls, cannibal jaws [00:56.30]Shark mandibles, lambs that'll slaughter [00:57.89]Looking skamp as Hannibal stocking [00:59.46]Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets [01:03.82]Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka [01:05.89]But I gallon some knockers [01:08.89]I bet you they ring a bell [01:11.19]when I come back and I'm conscious [01:13.77]What happened, doc? I passed out again [01:14.88]Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked [01:15.71]Stole a Magnum box [01:16.50]and bag Cirocs in back of a Doxon [01:17.30]Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics [01:18.76]Too close to the stair master [01:20.64]Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it [01:22.55]Woke up shortly there after, hungover [01:26.83]No one to wear, grasping a bear, [01:29.79]rasped it and dropped it [01:32.61]Air Max in my closet, [01:33.38]preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich [01:34.35]And the cross stitching is a cross mix [01:35.21]Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, [01:36.15]giraffe and a dolphin [01:36.94]Dolphin fin dockers, eyes cautious, drop crotches [01:38.24]Swats watches and sneakers matches [01:40.03]with the parkers [01:42.76]But it's like being overstepped at a boxing gym [01:43.95]With all these trainers, [01:45.23]but I don't have any boxers [01:45.97]And I'm standing here naked, [01:46.77]hangover, still wasted [01:47.91]Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious [01:48.72]Yo, why does it always sound like [01:49.74]I'm grabbing my nostrils? [01:50.75]******* that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle 'em all [01:53.38]I'll stand there and yell mad at a wall [01:54.94]Until the mannequin doll [01:56.01]scatter the inanimate objects [01:57.26]That I'm badder than all, shatter and fall [01:59.17]Cause I hear the track [02:00.74]And I'm starting to get ******g amped, [02:02.01]I'mma spark with 'em [02:03.36]Like the car with the cables hooked [02:04.69]to my ******g back, I'm a Duracell [02:06.61]But I sure as hell got it backwards [02:07.40]cause y'all could get jumped [02:08.22]And I'd catch the battery charge, but [02:10.08]I got a hunch like your back when it's arching [02:12.58]When I start attacking your squadron [02:14.18]You'll feel like Master Card when I'm charging [02:15.73]So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you [02:16.92]Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers [02:18.78]So get the sack of Wisconsin [02:20.20]That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding? [02:22.47]You *******s are all gonna do my bidding [02:23.74]Don't get dragged to the auction [02:25.21]Neiman Marcus, bags of the Tylenol [02:26.95]I'll push a ******* into oncoming traffic, [02:28.63]just watch this [02:29.60]Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass [02:31.16]See I'm at you wack when [02:32.38]I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave [02:33.78]In a ******g taxi cab to go shopping [02:35.11]Affable guy next door is laughable [02:36.37]My next whore's gon' have mechanical arms [02:38.45]That'll jack me off [02:39.55]with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor [02:41.24]No emotion hence [02:42.40]I guess this sick ******* dies hard [02:43.38]I got a Magic Johnson [02:45.63]It's like a magic wand allows me to [02:47.04]not let a blonde arouse me [02:48.05]If Ronda Rousey was on the couch, [02:49.04]with the condoms out [02:50.29]Holding a thousand Magnums at once, [02:51.26]Wants to Pounce [02:52.25]How I laugh in response how she dances [02:53.13]and flaunts it around me [02:54.59]Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around [02:55.77]And all I see is [02:57.65]she's slaughterhouse in a blouse [02:58.72]And Madonna with mud on her, [02:59.64]got dammit I a misogynist [03:00.72]I slap [?] with a lobster, throw her off a balcony [03:02.09]Just so happens she's fond of Al [03:04.04]Cause now she's faceplanting on the concrete [03:08.73]Complete lack of responsibility [03:10.57]Half you assholes ain't strong [03:12.49]enough to pick up a spirit [03:13.40]*******t, you *******s couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop [03:15.72]But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy [03:17.79]Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, [03:19.33]but my thing is this now [03:20.70]Five finger discount [03:22.00]Been rapping so long I've been killing this *******t, [03:23.85]it's easy [03:24.56]Kidnapping your mom cause [03:25.87]I'm still in this *******, thievery [03:26.88]Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, [03:28.84]Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit [03:30.05]Always scared if I went back to the blonde [03:32.81]I might relapse, get to some bull*******t [03:34.22]Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts [03:35.65]at Action Bronson [03:36.52]Macklemore and Mac Miller and Asher Roth [03:38.50]Have some back and forths [03:39.33]And record a wack response to [03:40.69]Kendrick Lamar's Control verse [03:41.93]And perform Fack in concert [03:43.27][Fack plays] [03:48.60]Yo, I put that *******t on a Greatest Hits album [03:49.83]Now that was awesome [03:51.12]It takes some massive ******* to do some *******t like that [03:53.64]Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like [03:54.55](I'll stick around) [03:55.77]And put up with my crap so long for [03:56.93]What's the attraction, mama? [03:58.32]Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, [03:59.62]actual quadruple entendre [04:01.27]Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama? [04:03.96]Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh [04:06.38]Still get along with this voice [04:08.17]cause that's the monster [04:09.42]So do-si-do with a sociopath, [04:12.43]everyone who knows me knows that [04:13.60]What they don't know is the [04:15.96]fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh [04:16.42]She loves the way I lie [04:17.09]Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow [04:18.51]Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole [04:21.89]That might've disguise pants, but they on fire [04:22.35]So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off [04:23.25]Sabotage Chris**as, crap in your stocking [04:24.26]I'm wrapping up all the presents [04:28.83]In ******g camouflage so you can't even find 'em [04:29.46]Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off [04:37.55]Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him [04:39.73]Blowing the head gasket at Bed, [04:41.54]Bath and Beyond [04:42.36]Put the basket back [04:43.19]while the bath salt packets are gone [04:44.56]Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier [04:46.32]But classic rock acid rap is the genre [04:48.26]Got Slash on guitar, spla*******ng Bizarre, [04:50.81]Trasher and Aerosmith [04:53.84]And I'm a spectacular archer, [04:54.96]feed count Dracula Chocula [04:56.54]Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan [04:58.32]Bandwagoners kicking the damn stragglers off [04:59.26]and I'm strangling 'em [05:00.04]Smack Kim Basinger on the ass [05:00.72]