I Will Never Be A Star-Ylvis

[00:00.000] 作词 : Bård Ylvisåker/Christian Løchstøer/Vegard Ylvisåker/Bjarte Ylvisåker/Lars Devik [00:01.000] 作曲 : Bård Ylvisåker/Vegard Ylvisåker/Lars Devik [00:05.12]They're amazing, don't you think?
他们很酷，不是吗？ [00:10.55]So incredibly talented
如此有才华； [00:16.05]So many hits on YouTube
在油管上获得如此多的点击； [00:22.61]So many things to live up to
有如此多的事情做； [00:37.69]They're amazing, don't you think?
他们很酷，不是吗？ [00:43.54]My two older brothers
我的两个哥哥啊， [00:48.67]They've had a wonderful career
他们都有这成功的事业。 [00:54.44]But I was never asked to join them
但我却未曾询问是否可以加入他们。 [01:01.31]Oh God, how can it be?
哦天啊，这可能吗！？ [01:07.29]Those assholes did not ask me?
这群混蛋也不会问问我！？ [01:15.60]I will never be a star
我永不会成为一个明星。 [01:22.78]I will never ever do a concert
我也不可能办一场演唱会。 [01:26.44]Never perform with an audience
永远不会和观众一起表演 [01:30.91]I'll never stand alone on stage
我不可能独自在舞台上作秀 [01:38.45]I wouldn't have the nerve to do it
我没有那个勇气 [01:42.22]Guess I would **** it up anyway
猜猜我会不会搞砸它 [01:46.18]I will never be a star
我永不会成为一个明星。 [01:49.59]I have some tricks up my sleeve
我有一些花招 [01:53.47]How I wish that I can show them
我多么想表演它们 [01:57.03]I spin a pen around my thumb
我在拇指周围旋转一支笔 [02:00.88]And then I grab it with my index
然后我用我的索引来把它抓住 [02:04.53]I want to show it
我想要表演它 [02:06.08]But I know I can't
但我知道我不会成功 [02:07.67]Cause the live audience
只因现场还有观众 [02:09.43]Gives me nerves here I stand
给我在这待着的勇气 [02:11.53]I tremble, I sweat
我颤抖着，流着汗 [02:13.48]Shivers run down my spine
当我伸出胳膊准备做准备时 [02:15.38]As I stretch out my arm and prepare
颤抖刺激了我的脊梁 [02:23.85]That's why I'll never be a star
那就是为什么我不会成为明星 [02:31.31]I wouldn't know how to move my body
我不会知道如何优美得舞动身姿 [02:34.29]I would be stiff as a traffic light
我会像交通灯一样僵硬 [02:38.73]I will never be a star
我不会成为明星 [02:45.37]I wouldn't know how to top the With lots of smoke going everywhere
这里到处是烟我也不知道怎么做 [02:55.61]Ok, listen up everyone!
好了所有人，竖起你们的耳朵！！！ [02:57.72]I know you enjoyed my pen trick
我知道你沉迷于转笔的特技！！！ [02:59.79]And it's real easy, you can learn it too
这真的很简单你也可以学会的！！！ [03:02.56]Just go to YouTube and search for "pen trick"
只要上油管查查“转笔技巧”！！！ [03:05.84]That's what I did!
我就是这么做的！！！！！ [03:09.46]I will never be a star
我不会成为明星 [03:16.61]You better believe it
你最好相信我的话 [03:19.28]Cause I mean it
因为我已经很明白的说出来了 [03:21.02]I will never be
我永不会 [03:24.13]I will never be a star
我永不会成为一个明星！！！