A Cold, Cold Christmas-Stephen Colbert

[00:00.511]A Cold Cold Christmas -Stephen Colbert [00:05.356]I want a cold cold Christmas [00:10.276]I hope it's 20below [00:15.225]Let a winter's storm bury all that's warm [00:20.303]In a bone chilling blanket of snow [00:25.822]Thought you would love me forever [00:30.662]Turns out you wanted to part [00:35.422]Now I want a cold cold Christmas [00:40.520]To go with your cold cold heart [00:45.760]Oh I want a cold cold Christmas [00:50.388]One that's bitter and barren and bleak [00:55.767]Where the weather's fowl [00:58.366]And the West wind's howl [01:00.686]And the sun doesn't shine for a week [01:05.796]You hung up my heart like a stocking [01:11.185]Then went and stuffed it with coal [01:15.813]Now I want a cold cold Christmas [01:21.03]To gnaw at the depths of your soul [01:26.471]I'll be alone this Christmas [01:31.189]You'd think it would cut like a knife [01:36.158]But I'm numb inside [01:38.707]Cause a part of me's died [01:42.06]From the frostbite you've spread on my life [01:48.224]Darling Christmas with you [01:50.454]I used to love it so [01:52.393]We trade presents [01:53.873]And kiss beneath the mistletoe [01:56.363]I said I loved you and [01:58.162]You said you loved me too [02:00.372]Remember [02:01.492]I said I loved you [02:02.541]And you said you loved me too [02:05.360]Those days are over now but [02:07.718]I still want you to know [02:09.386]Even though I'm not the one [02:10.956]You'll be kissing beneath that mistletoe [02:13.494]I'll be thinking of you every minute [02:15.572]On this day of love and cheer [02:17.869]And every minute [02:19.179]Of every other day of the year [02:22.588]I'm serious [02:26.908]So cold that it pierces your body [02:32.97]So cold that it hurts every breath [02:36.414]In fact I wouldn't mind [02:39.423]If you woke up to find [02:42.562]Your new man had frozen to death [02:47.241]So go have a cold cold Christmas [02:52.181]A blustery landscape of pain [02:57.11]Though I'm warm in my skin [02:59.450]I'm still snowed in [03:02.160]By the blizzard that fell in my brain [03:07.610]Only a week until New Year [03:12.799]That's when I'll make a new start [03:17.298]But first comes a cold cold Christmas [03:22.527]To go with your cold cold heart [03:27.786]Your frozen [03:30.815]Nasty [03:33.495]Heart