Can I Interest You in Hannukah?-Jon Stewart/Stephen Colbert

[00:05.52]Jon: Can I interest you in Hannukah? [00:10.03]Maybe something in a Festival of Lights [00:13.79]It's a sensible alternative to Christmas [00:18.71]And it lasts for seven -for you - eight nights. [00:24.98]Stephen: Hanukkah huh? I've never really thought about it. [00:28.94]Jon: Well, you could do worse. [00:31.95]Stephen: Is it merry? [00:34.18]Jon: It's kind of merry [00:36.14]Stephen: Is it cheery? [00:38.37]Jon: It's got some cheer [00:40.72]Stephen: Is it jolly? [00:41.91]Jon: Look, I wouldn't know from jolly. [00:44.57]But it's not my least unfavorite time of year. [00:49.01]Stephen: When's it start? [00:50.07]Jon: The 25th [00:51.46]Stephen: Of December? [00:52.48]Jon: Kislev [00:53.60]Stephen: When is when exactly? [00:56.37]Jon: I will check [00:58.25]Stephen: Are there presents? [00:59.20]Jon: Yes, indeed 8 days of presents [01:02.38]Which means one nice one, then a week of dreck. [01:08.07]Stephen: Does Hanukkah commemorate events profound and holy? [01:13.17]A king who came to save the world? [01:16.73]Jon: No, oil that burned quite slowly [01:23.88]Stephen: Well, it sounds fantastic! [01:25.71]Jon: There's more [01:29.78]Jon: We have latkes [01:31.18]Stephen: What are they? [01:32.38]Jon: Potato pancakes. [01:34.63]We have dreidels [01:35.68]Stephen: What are they? [01:36.70]Jon: Wooden tops. [01:38.83]We have candles [01:39.69]Stephen: What are they? [01:40.64]Jon: THEY ARE CANDLES! [01:42.86]And when we light them, oh the fun it never stops. [01:47.80]What do you say, Stephen, do you want to give Hanukkah a try? [01:50.80]Stephen: I'm trying see me as a Jew [01:53.67]I'm trying even harder [01:56.02]But I believe in Jesus Christ [01:58.84]So it's a real non-starter [02:04.40]Jon: I can't interest you in Hanukkah? [02:10.28]Just a little bit? [02:12.14]Stephen: No thanks I'll pass. [02:14.91]I'll keep Jesus, you keep your potato pancakes. [02:19.78]But I hope that you enjoy 'em on behalf of all of the goyim. [02:25.60]Jon: Be sure to tell the Pontiff, my people say Good Yontif. [02:33.12]Stephen: That's exactly what I'll do [02:38.63]Both: Happy holidays, you [02:44.75]Jon: too!/Stephen: Jew! [02:48.83]Jon: Too?