Hieeee-Alaska Thunderf**k

[00:07.3]Greetings [00:14.2]My name's yours [00:16.50]What's Alaska [00:29.5]Everybody welcome to the show [00:34.3]The rules of engagement are really quite simple [00:37.1]So if you can pull yourself away from grindr for two seconds [00:40.22]Listen up [00:41.43]The use of flash photography is strictly mandatory [00:46.10]Do you think I look like this just so I can exist in your feeble memory [00:50.96]Take a picture and I'll last forever [00:54.68]Get your drinks now people [00:56.58]The more you drink the prettier we look [01:00.89]Is this your boyfriend honey [01:04.11]Not anymore [01:06.67]Tipping is compulsory [01:09.1]If you don't know what compulsory means [01:11.23]I'll spell it out for you "Tip These Men" [01:15.72]It takes a lot of money to look this cheap darling [01:19.28]Be kind to your entertainers [01:23.44]If you see a flaw squint [01:25.91]If you see a bulge don't be mad [01:28.16]Some of the most beautiful women in the world have gigantic ******* [01:32.29]If you see something you don't like [01:34.32]Something unseemly or offensive [01:36.44]Something vile or disgusting [01:38.71]We'll be happy to take your complaints after the show [01:41.40]At the corner of **** you and go **** yourself avenuecom I'll see you there [01:47.5]Bring a sweater [01:49.34]If you think you can do better sweetheart I implore you [01:52.77]Put on a wig and mash your mouth around to other people's music for four and a half minutes [01:57.73]It's not as easy as it looks [01:59.40]Do you need a hairpiece [02:01.2]Here you can borrow mine [02:03.40]Show generosity to these monstrosities [02:06.79]Respect kindness compassion [02:11.21]And most of all whenever possible [02:15.49]Tell us we look gorgeous [02:19.33]Tell us we look gorgeous [02:23.2]Tell me I look gorgeous [02:27.4]Do I look gorgeous [02:29.37]Yeah [02:30.17]Okay but how about ***y [02:32.18]Yeah [02:34.4]Okay alright but how about sensual [02:36.60]Yeah [02:37.98]Alright but how about breathtaking geez [02:41.22]Yeah [02:41.90]I swear it's like pulling teeth to get a little tiny compliment out of you people [02:46.16]Now let's review everybody [02:49.25]Your makeup is terrible [02:51.91]If you're not wearing nails you're not doing drag [02:54.18]Don't ever touch my hair [02:55.64]Anus [02:56.56]I love your ***** [02:57.52]Give me all your money [02:58.70]Absolutely [03:00.58]Come on nature come on come on buildup okay [03:08.16]Hieeee [03:14.73]Hieeee [03:22.20]Hieeee [03:28.19]Everybody everywhere [03:30.01]Everybody everywhere [03:31.18]Hieeee [03:34.83]Hieeee [03:36.13]Hieeee [03:36.68]Hieeee [03:37.57]Hieeee [03:38.14]Hieeee