Your Makeup Is Terrible-Alaska Thunderf**k

[00:07.99]Greetings Earthlings
地球人，你们好 [00:09.53]My name is Alaska Thunder************* 5000 from the planet Glametron
我的名字叫 Alaska *********** ，来自五千光年以外的Glametron星球 [00:13.72]What's yours?
你敢说出你的名字吗？ [00:16.02]Now I've come along way to be hear tonight
我都从遥远的星球来听你的故事了，你都不说出你的名字？ [00:18.46]So lets get our Greetings and Salutations out of the way right now
让我们用自己不一样的方式打个招呼吧 [00:21.73]Shall We?
开始？ [00:22.73]Hi...
你好 [00:26.30]Ooh, I don't know about you Miss Kitty but I feel so much yummier
性感的猫咪女郎，虽然我不了解你，但我对你的感觉甚是美妙 [00:30.16]Now there is an issue that has recently come to my intention
最近有个问题一直萦绕在我的脑海里 [00:33.15]That we need to discuss right now.
我们需要谈谈那个问题 [00:35.41]Is That Ok with you Honey?
亲爱的，行吗？ [00:37.68]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [00:40.49]You. Are You Ready? (Ok)
你确定你准备好了吗 [00:44.93]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [00:45.89]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [00:46.84]Are You Ready?
如果你准备好了吗 [00:47.81]Are You Ready?
我们就说说这个事儿 [00:48.76]Are You Ready?
我想对你说的是 [00:49.66]Are You Ready?
就是.... [00:50.52]Are You Ready?
就是.... [00:53.37]Your Makeup Is Terrible
你化的妆真的是丑爆了 [00:57.08]Your Makeup Is Terrible
你化的妆真的是太丑了 [01:00.89]Your Makeup Is Terrible
你确定 [01:04.54]Your Makeup Is Terrible
那叫化妆吗？ [01:07.34]But I love you anyway
但是归根结底，我还是爱你的 [01:09.39]Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
非常非常非常爱你，爱你一万年 [01:12.06]Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
但我不得不说，你的化妆太难看了 [01:15.74]Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
太丑了 [01:19.45]Your Makeup is Terrible
你化的妆丑出了新高度 [01:22.05]But I love you anyway
但无论如何，我依然爱你 [01:26.49]Now I heard this is the best mother******* club in all the land.
我听说这是地球大陆上超级无敌棒的聚会，没有任何限制 [01:29.99]Is That Correct?
事实是这样的吗 [01:30.76](uh-huh) Mm-hmm
你猜呢 [01:32.13]Well it better be, because
它最好是 [01:33.38]I never had no stunt shows or shenanigans at the doorway
因为我从来没有在聚会入口处做过那些骗人撒娇之类的把戏 [01:36.67]Mr. Doorman, what's that?
Doorman先生，怎么了？ [01:38.37]You need my I.D.?
你要看我的证件吗？ [01:39.72]This face is my I.D. mother******
我这张帅脸就是通行证，混蛋 [01:42.58]Now I'm not the kind of ************* who is going to go behind your back
我不是那种只会躲在你背后的那种柔弱的 [01:44.86]And Talk *************t on you.
说你好话的女子 [01:46.30]If I have an issue with you, I will bring it right to your Busted Face
如果你我之间有什么过节，我会在你那丑爆了的脸面前解决掉 [01:50.43]Now lets discuss it right now, shall we?
我们现在就聊聊 [01:53.61]Ok?
开始？好吗？ [01:54.26]Alright?
好？ [01:55.02]Ok?
你确定？ [01:56.17]Are You Ready? (uh-huh)
你确定你准备好了吗 [01:58.33]You specifically, Are You Ready?
尤其是你 [02:01.12](Who me? Oh yeah, I totally am)
你准备好了吗 [02:03.47]Are You Ready?
我是谁？我就是我，是颜色不一样的烟火 [02:04.67]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [02:05.59]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [02:06.50]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [02:07.46]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [02:08.38]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [02:09.34]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [02:12.27]Your Makeup Is Terrible
你化的妆真的是丑爆了 [02:15.84]Your Makeup Is Terrible
你化的妆真的是太丑了 [02:19.70]Your Makeup Is Terrible
你化的妆丑出了新高度 [02:23.51]Your Makeup Is Terrible
你化的妆丑出了新高度 [02:26.20]But I love you anyway
但是归根结底，我还是爱你的 [02:28.15]Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
非常非常非常爱你，爱你一万年 [02:30.82]Your Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
你化的妆真的是丑爆了 [02:34.52]Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
你化的妆真的是太丑了 [02:38.17]Your Makeup is Terrible
你化的妆丑出了新高度 [02:40.98]But I love you anyway
但无论如何，我依然爱你 [02:45.91]Oh my gosh...
我滴天 [02:46.85]This is the really serious part of the song, do you hear that?
这是这首歌最精彩的部分 [02:50.06](Oh my god...)
你听仔细了 [02:50.81]You see, there is something I have to confess
你知道吗？有时事情我得承认 [02:53.47]You and I have a lot more in common than I thought
你我之间有太多超过我想象的相同之处 [02:56.67]And there is something I need to bring your attention, right now
某种事情我需要引起你的注意，想让你知道，就是现在 [03:00.13]Are You Ready? (I think so...)
你准备好了吗｛我想你已经准备好了｝ [03:02.22]Oh no... Are You Ready?
不是吧？准备好了？ [03:05.63]That's better.
就是那样 [03:07.62]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [03:08.33]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [03:09.30]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [03:10.21]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [03:11.11]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [03:12.02]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [03:12.97]Are You Ready?
你准备好了吗 [03:15.95]My Makeup Is Terrible
我的化妆不咋地 [03:19.66]My Makeup Is Terrible (Noo...)
我的化妆不咋地 [03:23.46]My Makeup Is Terrible (Why?)
我的化妆也不咋地｛为什么？｝ [03:27.22]My Makeup Is Terrible
我的装束虽不怎么好看 [03:29.68]But do you love me anyway?
但你还是会爱我的，对吗？ [03:32.04]Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
会非常非常非常的爱我，对吗？ [03:34.58]My Makeup is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
我化的妆也那么的不好看 [03:38.38]Your Makeup Is Terrible, Terrible, Terrible
你化的妆也那么的不怎么好看 [03:41.93]Our Makeup is Terrible
我们的化妆都大同小异---不好看 [03:44.63]But I love you anyway
即使这样，也不能阻止我对你的爱，你我之间的爱