Classic Male Pregame-Lil Dicky

[00:00.000] 作词 : David Burd/Roy Battle [00:00.003] 作曲 : David Burd/Roy Battle [00:00.07]Classic Male Pregame - Lil ******y [00:00.97]What's up, y'all? [00:02.40]It's your boy LD [00:04.15]A.K.A. The Original Pancake [00:06.46]I'm going the ****** out tonight [00:08.08]Off work, 'bout to get trashed [00:10.15]Me and my crew all about to get ass [00:11.96]Sam coming through with a bottle of the Cap [00:13.90]Me and Dean 'bout to tube, Mark taking out the trash [00:16.08]Clean up my room, ******* 'bout to peep that [00:18.02]Peeing, getting groomed, ******* 'bout to eat that [00:20.09]Dean shave my neck, thanks, man, I need that [00:21.96]Read through my text, then I itch my kneecap [00:23.90]Now I gotta play the game right with Liz [00:25.65]Top prospect, met the other night through Tinder [00:27.77]Eight o'clock so I think it's only right I hit her [00:29.59]With a "what you got on tap for the night?", delivered [00:31.65]While I wait Imma pick a *******rt [00:33.15]Ain't nobody wearing plaid so I claim it first [00:35.15]Mark got a little sad cause his favorite *******rt's plaid but ****** him [00:37.21]He knows I back off in a reverse [00:39.08]Now I'm taking a shot and we drinking and popping a bottle [00:41.40]And thinking of all the ******* we gon' haul in [00:43.22]Sam say I know a house party and it's popping [00:44.34]Bet Imma cop some weird head, Dennis Rodman [00:47.13]Oh, yeah, we plotting [01:02.37]And that we pray cause [01:04.62]And we all get drunk [01:08.87]And we get dressed up [01:12.81]And we all buy gum [01:16.64]And we all gon' ****** [01:20.33]Aye, pour me another shot, God damn it [01:21.95]I'm tryna get to a place where I can talk to these ******* [01:24.58]I got seven shots in me, three condoms on me and immeasurable hope [01:28.32]Ten O Clock, words getting slurred [01:30.26]Another shot, Sam's tryna hurry [01:32.20]Mark's not, says he isn't worried [01:34.08]He ain't tryna spend hella bread at the clurb [01:36.26]Call him out, "since when you using clurb, ******" [01:38.39]Mark pouts, something like a herb rabbit [01:40.20]Dean smiles, we been doing work [01:41.76]Pretty turnt, think he blacked out [01:43.14]Lil ******y burp loud [01:44.39]Peep phone, what the ******, she ain't text back [01:46.20]Pretty close to considering a text back [01:48.20]Spilling Coke on my *******rt that's a red flag [01:50.08]Now I gotta change, Mark knows put his best plaid on [01:52.14]We debating the top ten in the NBA [01:54.20]Disagreeing alot about Lamarcus A [01:56.14]Shawshank Redemption popped on, attention all on [01:59.95]Sam was like, "nah, the party called off" [02:01.63]I already got a Lyft, I'm going out to a bar [02:03.76]Then Mark pulled out a spliff, temptation very hard [02:05.70]You know I couldn't resist, we blazing, now the car here [02:24.71]And we get ****** up [02:28.70]And we all feel rushed [02:32.64]And our plans fall through [02:36.64]And we in bad moods [02:40.33]Man, what time is it? [02:42.08]12: 24? And the bars close at 2, lights on like 1: 30 [02:46.33]Let me just think for like a second [02:48.20]Sam like, "we gotta go, cause the car here" [02:50.14]Mark like, "I don't know, what's the bar deal?" [02:52.20]Dean like, "I'm on a roll in Guitar Hero" [02:53.89]******y looking like he about to choke on his lamb gyro [02:56.14]Sam looking let down, 'bout to go berserk [02:58.20]Mark put his sweats on, now he rolling purp [03:00.20]Dean blacked out, he ain't even on the earth [03:02.02]I was like, "Sam, I was with it with my other *******rt" [03:04.14]Sam bounced, he's like, "****** it, I'm out" [03:05.79]Me and Mark smoke a blunt, Dean stuck on the ground [03:07.86]Text Liz, "what the ******?", even snuck in a frown [03:09.75]I get the spins high and drunk, I throw up in the shower [03:11.66]Now I'm jerking off inside a condom (I do that) [03:13.66]I text my ex say, "I miss you often" (true that) [03:15.60]Sam back, it's not even one yet, he a dumb mess [03:17.91]He about to be a problem [03:19.10]I ain't even tripping, I'm Tindering [03:20.85]All of a sudden I'm blinking, I'm squinting [03:22.28]It's saying it's six in the morning [03:22.77]I'm stinking, I'm still in the same *******t from last night [03:25.21]Got a text from Mark saying: [03:26.46]"I ain't mad, but I know you'll clean the bath, right?" [03:30.22][02:10.22][00:50.37]It's a pregame [03:31.73][02:11.78][00:51.81]A classic male pregame [03:34.22][02:14.28][00:54.31]Not a weekday [03:35.60][02:15.65][00:55.75]So this is when we take [03:38.16][02:18.22][00:58.25]Shots and we chasing alternate DJs [03:42.41]And that we pray cause [03:44.07][03:27.91][02:08.02][00:48.19][02:24.33]This is a pregame [03:45.50]And we get too drunk [03:48.81]And we don't have fun [03:52.62]Then we eat too much [03:56.31]And the next day sucks [04:00.12]