Bruh...-Lil Dicky

[00:00.000] 作词 : David Burd/Charlie Handsome [00:01.000] 作曲 : David Burd/Charlie Handsome [00:02:00]Bruh, bruh, bruh [00:05:00]LD, aka stem cells [00:08:00][Verse 1: Lil *************y] [00:09:00]Everybody know the cat like a **** meme [00:11:00]I got em' buzzing off the crack like a **** fiend [00:13:00]They saw 'em come up with a Mac, yeah, I'm so Steve [00:15:00]Nowadays, ******* tryna crack, got 'em ODing [00:17:00]Like, how them hoes want to get it with L? [00:19:00]They know it's cold enough to charge, like a letterman sale [00:21:00]If they gon' stand behind the bars, I'm in federal jail [00:24:00]I'm going far like a general male [00:26:00]On that note, I got the fellas saying "What up," the tape, what up? [00:28:00]The same mother******* playing with his steak cut up [00:31:00]I'm great, shut up, the flowing, no debate, just us [00:33:00]I'm out of shape, but I'm straight to ************* [00:35:00]Yeah, you know I got a chicken in the condo [00:37:00]I was sick of getting off beat, she a bongo [00:39:00]Now she playing with the hard D, being Rondo [00:41:00]Drunk and go inside her all sweet like a Strongbow [00:43:00]How I'ma do? [00:44:00]I got your ex coming next like a W do [00:46:00]I gotta flex, I'm the best, now I'm being direct [00:49:00]I'm unimpressed by these ******* that I see in the press [00:51:00]I'm kinda vexed by the trash like I'm cleaning a mess [00:53:00]Cause they as real when they rap as a Chia's a pet [00:55:00]They old news, stocks plummet, men's leg hair, they ain't cut it [00:59:00]Forget about your era, Pat Summitt [01:00:00]Finesse writtens [01:01:00]I wanna get a hundred ******* and ************* with the spitting [01:03:00]Religious like a couple of post-marital Christians [01:06:00]I've been official, ************* Bevetta a living [01:07:00]You better dig it like you ******* got a mill in the ditch [01:09:00]I'm killing this *************t I been kicking like a villainous ninja [01:11:00]My *************t is gripping when I run it, how the ************* I be slipping? [01:14:00]I be intimate with them hoes, she never flummoxed [01:16:00]I take chick, pee, and smash, I call it hummus [01:18:00]And I be funny with this *************t, I'm just playing [01:20:00]But still nobody ******g with the kid, I'm just saying, ah [01:23:00]Got a chicken parm on the date, it seem [01:25:00]But I don't even know the broad, she just grating the cheese [01:27:00]I don't even got a job, I just blaze and free [01:29:00]But still they give a boy bands, 98 Degrees [01:32:00]So come ************* with me [01:33:00]I got a couple hundred ******* doing drugs with me [01:35:00]And I got a couple dozen ******* tryna hug *************y [01:37:00]And I got a couple ******* who be steady ******g me [01:39:00]Hey, that's a good ass life [01:41:00]Only thing I got left, find a good ass wife [01:43:00]But yo, I gotta hit these hoes first, don't tell Mom [01:45:00]But in a year I'ma bend over Michelle Obama [01:47:00]Bruh, you know I gotta do it while I'm hot [01:49:00]I'm tryna get blew in most states, like Barack [01:52:00]I'm tryna show a boo the last name of the Rock [01:54:00]And put her on D till we O, J Watt [01:56:00]I never hit the scene, when I do, I'm high and wasted [01:58:00]I'm ******g with them jeans, love them ******* high waisted [02:00:00]I run around your team, you a player but I'm Naismith [02:03:00]And I Command V, while you copy, I just paste it, face it [02:07:00]Hotel got 'em puffing on the L, going harder than some hell, you ain't knew it [02:10:00]If everybody had to tell the truth and you had to pick a dude [02:13:00]spitting better than your dude, can't do it [02:15:00]Telling me, damn, you got *******, damn, you got hoes [02:17:00]Damn, you got money, but damn, I got flow [02:19:00]Damn, you got riches, damn, you got clothes [02:21:00]Damn, you got honeys, but damn, I got soul, hold up [02:24:00]This *************t I'm making's always tight, it's like a yoga store [02:26:00]They all up in the other boat, it's why I'm overboard [02:28:00]I'm taking time to do it right, it's like a soda pour [02:30:00]Cause we ain't loving all you ******* like we spoken for [02:33:00]Damn, packing the van, wagging the man, cracking the ma'am [02:36:00]Packing the stands, had them clapping they hands [02:37:00]Tagging they Grams, Manhattan was ham [02:39:00]Slapping the fans, playing having the plan [02:41:00]Fans rapping the jams, sagging my pants [02:43:00]You see the type of *************t I do on the track? [02:44:00]Hot *************t, like I poop in the jacket [02:46:00]Won't mack your *************, but yo, I'm bout to come and mack your clique [02:49:00]Your whole friend group ******g with ************* (no hetero) [02:51:00]I yawn when I hear these mother*******s on the radio [02:53:00]They ball all retarded, Cuba Gooding up in radio [02:55:00]I long for the moment I can say that's not debatable [02:58:00]I'm past that, I wonder who appreciate it like a Snapchat [03:01:00]Aflac, duck the dude, I'm going hard for the grind, but I tuck this move [03:04:00]I made war with the rhymes, mother************* your crew [03:07:00]These ******* going Adolf, tryna ************* this Jew [03:09:00]I'm too nice, like a mother******* that fell in love with a boo twice [03:12:00]As in double as *************able as he was and dude tries [03:14:00]To be subtle and get her cuddling [03:16:00]Venting her troubles and getting her truffles [03:18:00]And ending up befuddled when she don't ************* him [03:19:00]And someone tell him, “Listen, you bugging [03:20:00]She never ******g a pedestrian muggle like you [03:22:00]So why all the trouble?” but he rebuttal with [03:24:00]"I think I just love her, so I would shudder at the thought [03:27:00]Of being anything other than nice?" (I’m that nice) [03:28:00]Peeping like a Port-A-Potty [03:30:00]It wasn't even deep, dang, *************t is still a hobby [03:32:00]It's too bad ******* sleeping on me, threesome [03:34:00]'Cause now these ******* want to help, but he don't need none [03:36:00]I'm all time, like the Wall at the Bank [03:38:00]You've no shot, like you drawing a blank [03:40:00]Honestly, you probably couldn't hang, man, I've been drawing a blank [03:43:00]Giving you lines, while you sitting there and drawing a blank [03:45:00]So go in the rink, chilling Like It’s dough In the bank [03:47:00]And I’m flowing danker than a grower in Napa [03:49:00]Growing the stankest c******s [03:50:00]Doing rap and pro-est smacking the hoe-est rappers [03:52:00]And showing the total package, like my flaccid is growing fatter [03:54:00]Samoan cracker, dapper rapper, had to keep going [03:57:00]Yeah, that rap is a rap, I know you rappers napping, don't know it [03:59:00]There’s a dagger pita pappa-tapping on the window [04:01:00]It’s a real accurate metaphor of what you having in store [04:03:00]And I be snapping, I mean I be spla*************ng on the - pane me your rain [04:06:00]Falling quicker than Aladdin for his dame [04:07:00]Are you better than me? [04:09:00][Outro] [04:10:00]Bruh