Let's Talk About Me-Chris Cooper/Nathan Pacheco

[00:00.65]I'm Tex Richman, Mr Texas Tea [00:03.05]People call me "Rich" 'cos I got mo' money [00:06.12]I got more cheddar than some super size nachos [00:08.35]Got cash flow like Robert has dineros [00:11.65]I use more greens than Vincent van Gogh [00:13.85]I make the baker bake my bread outta dough [00:16.57]No, no, don't eat it though, it'll make you ill [00:18.93]There ain't no flour in a hundred dollar bill [00:21.53] [00:21.78]He's Tex Richman (oh yeah) [00:23.94]Everybody listen (here we go now) [00:26.24]Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) [00:31.87]He's the greatest (I'm the greatest) [00:34.84]You're the lamest! (Woohoohoo) [00:37.51]Muppets are a waste of time [00:39.46]Oh, can't you see? (Uh uh uh uh) [00:42.22] [00:43.01]Yeah, it's funny in a rich man's world [00:45.32]When I need a piece of string, I use a string of pearls [00:48.07]If something's for sale, consider it sold [00:50.74]I've got so much gold, I gold plate my gold! [00:53.35]I even got a guy to gold plate my cat [00:55.95]I don't regret much, but I do regret that [00:58.51]If I could start all over, I'd do it all the same [01:01.02]Except I wouldn't gold-plate little Twinkles again! [01:03.23] [01:03.78]He's Tex Richman [01:06.63]Everybody listen [01:09.14]Just how great it is to be him (It's great to be me) [01:14.29]He's the greatest (uh, come on) [01:17.40]You're the lamest! [01:19.91]Muppets are a waste of time [01:21.93]Oh, can't you see? (Oh, it's great to be me) [01:24.68] [01:25.14]I recall a heartbreaking story [01:31.36]About my own tenth birthday party [01:37.34]Should've been a glorious day for me [01:40.42]I'd have been happy as can be [01:43.68]But the Muppets were there [01:45.74]To put on a show! [01:47.15]They started to dance [01:48.65]They were telling their jokes! [01:50.41]I didn't laugh [01:51.36]I didn't know how! [01:53.67]Then my friends [01:54.78]They all turned around [01:56.94]And they laughed at me! [01:59.89]They laughed at me! [02:03.06]I hate you, Muppets, so! [02:07.73] [02:11.31]He's Tex Richman [02:13.96]Everybody listen (come on, y'all) [02:16.34]Just how great it is to be him [02:19.75](It's easy having this much green, yeah) [02:21.87]He's the greatest (Hey, sing it again) [02:24.60]He's the greatest (Uh, it never gets old) [02:26.75]Muppets are a waste of time [02:28.62]Oh, can't you see? [02:30.33]Little muppets, time to give up your dream