Hardware Store-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00.000] 作词 : Yankovich [00:15.26]Ever (ever) happens in this town [00:16.94]Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here [00:18.99]I thought that I would go right outta my mind [00:21.02]Until a friend told me the news [00:22.26] [00:23.30]He said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot [00:24.76]Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it [00:26.68]And on the spot they're gonna build a shop [00:28.38]Where we can go buy bolts and screws" [00:30.59] [00:30.97]Since then I've been walking on air (air) [00:32.54]I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair [00:34.20]'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care [00:36.03]I've been waiting since last June [00:38.22] [00:38.54]For this day to finally arrive [00:40.02]I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive [00:41.78]'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside [00:43.78]Well, I hope they open soon [00:45.77] [00:46.06]I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) [00:50.46]When they gonna open up that door? [00:53.44]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the [00:55.06]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the [00:56.36]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the [00:59.19]Hardware store [01:02.82] [01:10.96]In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight [01:12.20]Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out [01:14.07]I pressed my nose right up against the glass [01:15.86]You know, I had to be first in line [01:18.08] [01:18.30]Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom [01:19.85]Want a pair of pliers for every single room in my house [01:21.71]See those hacksaws? Very, very soon [01:23.40]One of them will be all mine [01:25.66] [01:25.94]Guys with nametags walking down the aisles [01:27.45]Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles [01:29.25]Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles [01:31.12]All arranged alphabetically [01:33.20] [01:33.48]And they're doing a promotional stunt [01:34.97]There's a great big purple sign out front [01:36.83]That says every 27th customer [01:38.77]Will get a ball pein hammer free [01:40.91] [01:41.20]I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) [01:45.26]When are they gonna open up that door? [01:48.36]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the [01:50.06]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the [01:51.32]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the [01:54.15]Hardware store [01:57.89] [01:58.37]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the [02:00.47]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the [02:01.60]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the [02:03.92]Hardware store [02:07.15] [02:16.98](breathe) [02:18.08]Would you look at all that stuff ... [02:22.69]They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters [02:24.34]Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters [02:26.43]Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires [02:28.24]BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers [02:30.52]Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters [02:32.22]Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters [02:34.03]Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables [02:35.91]Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles [02:37.80]Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication [02:39.82]Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation [02:41.72]Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors [02:43.62]Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors [02:45.40]Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers [02:47.30]Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers [02:49.39]Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers [02:51.26]Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers [02:53.16] [02:53.49]I can't wait no, (no I) I can't wait (oh when) [02:57.31]When are they gonna open up that door? [03:00.47]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the [03:02.22]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the [03:03.71]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the [03:06.43]Hardware store [03:09.96] [03:10.48]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the [03:12.32]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the [03:13.42]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the [03:15.88]Hardware store [03:19.70] [03:19.89]I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the [03:21.29]Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the [03:22.84]Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the [03:25.26]Hardware store [03:29.94]