Headline News-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:10.52]Once there was this kid who
曾经有那么个小伙子 [00:15.55]Took a trip to Singapore
去新加坡走了一趟 [00:17.69]And brought along his spraypaint
还带着他的喷漆 [00:20.38]And when he finally came back
在他回来的时候 [00:25.67]He had cane marks all over his bottom
他的屁股布满了藤条痕 [00:34.28]He said that it was from when
他说那都是来自 [00:36.87]The warden whacked it so hard
监狱长的酷刑 [00:43.24]Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
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嗯....... [00:53.31]Once there was this girl who
曾经有那么个女孩 [00:58.33]Swore that one day she would be
发誓总有一天她会成为 [01:00.77]A figure skating champion
拿到溜冰冠军的人 [01:03.31]And when she finally made it
在她终于做到的时候 [01:08.38]She saw some other girl who was better
她看到有另一个女孩比她还出色 [01:17.19]So she hired some guy
于是她就请了些人 [01:19.43]To club her in the knee cap
去打伤她的膝盖 [01:26.01]Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
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嗯....... [01:46.73]They got paid for their sound-bites
他们都因这些事件受惠了 [01:51.83]And sold their
还把故事的使用权 [01:53.62]TV movie rights
卖给了电视电影 [02:00.04]And then there was this guy who
之后又有那么一个家伙 [02:05.13]Made his wife so mad one night
让他的老婆生气到 [02:07.42]That she cut off his weiner
在一天夜里把他阉了 [02:09.86]And when he finally came to
当他终于睡醒的时候 [02:15.19]He found that
他发现 [02:18.45]little Mr. Happy was missing
“欢乐先生”不见了 [02:24.14]He couldn't quite explain
他没法解释这一切 [02:25.93]It had always just been there
因为它一直以来都呆在那啊 [02:32.85]Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
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