Yoda-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00.000] 作词 : Davies, Yankovic [00:08.00]where it bubbles all the time [00:10.00]like a giant carbonated soda, [00:13.00]S O D A, soda. [00:17.00]I saw the little runt/wimp sitting there on a log. [00:20.00]I asked him his name [00:21.00]and in a raspy voice he said Yoda, [00:25.00]Y O D A, Yoda, [00:28.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda. [00:38.00]Well, I've been around but I ain't never seen [00:41.00]a guy who looks like a Muppet [00:43.00]but he's wrinkled and green, [00:44.00]Oh my Yoda, [00:46.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda. [00:50.00]Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand [00:53.00]how he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand [00:56.00]oh my Yoda. [00:58.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda [01:01.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda [01:11.00]Well, I left home just a week before, [01:14.00]and I've never ever been a Jedi before [01:17.00]but Obi-Wan he set me straight of course, [01:20.00]He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force." [01:23.00]Well, I'm not the kind that'll argue with Ben [01:26.00]So it looks I'm gonna start all over again [01:29.00]with my Yoda, [01:31.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda [01:34.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda [01:38.00]Yoda, [01:40.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda [01:43.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda [01:53.00]So I used the force, [01:56.00]I picked up a box, [01:59.00]I lifted some rocks, [02:02.00]Well I stood on my head, [02:06.00]Well I won't forget what Yoda said. [02:08.00]He said "Luke, stay away from the darker side, [02:11.00]and if you start to go astray let the Force be your guide." [02:14.00]Oh my Yoda, [02:16.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda. [02:20.00]"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed. [02:23.00]But, remember if you kill him then you'll be unemployed" [02:26.00]Oh my Yoda, [02:28.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda [02:32.00]Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess [02:35.00]so I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess. [02:38.00]But I know that I'll be coming back some day [02:41.00]I'll be playing this part till I'm old and grey. [02:44.00]The Long-term contract I hadda sign [02:47.00]says I'll be making these movies till the end of time [02:50.00]with my Yoda [02:52.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda [02:55.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda [02:59.00]Yoda [03:01.00]Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda [03:04.00](continue to fade...) [la:English][00:05.00]I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah