On The Old Front Porch [Live At Royal Albert Hall]-Tiny Tim

[00:00.00]On The Old Front Porch [00:07.100]There's a fellow following me [00:10.528]I'm the fellow following you [00:14.138]I will follow you 'till the day is through [00:20.48]I wonder what you would do [00:23.297]If I stopped and said [00:24.457]How do you do like other girls do [00:27.786]I think I'd die with delight [00:30.925]I want to call and love you tonight [00:34.365]In the parlor [00:35.855]No [00:36.535]In a hammock [00:37.525]No [00:38.125]Then for goodness'sake [00:40.35]Where will we go [00:43.764]Out on the old front porch [00:46.923]Well hold me Charlie [00:47.842]On the old front porch [00:50.572]Now stop [00:51.712]I was only trying to steal a little kiss [00:54.981]Well kisses do invite me [00:56.589]But please don't hug so tightly [00:58.498]On the old front porch [01:00.688]Now don't get angry [01:02.88]On the old front porch [01:05.858]Everything is lovely [01:06.718]When you're cuddled near me dear [01:09.78]Look out here come my father [01:10.607]And he'll surely scold I fear [01:12.757]Will that young man go home [01:14.117]Tonight or have his breakfast here [01:15.977]On the old front porch [01:26.815]Just call back some other night [01:30.84]I'll see that Pa's out of sight [01:33.573]Wait until it's dark [01:36.92]Then you can be [01:39.351]Cuddled right on my knee [01:42.909]So that we can do lots of nice things [01:45.758]And no one can see [01:47.858]And if your dreadful old pa [01:51.67]Should come out and give me a jar [01:54.387]You must understand [01:56.397]If it's dark that's grand [01:58.45]'Cause the kick he aims [01:59.963]Will never land [02:04.322]Out on the old front porch [02:07.81]Well hold me Charlie [02:08.199]On the old front porch [02:10.909]Now stop [02:12.118]I was only trying to steal a little kiss [02:15.678]Well kisses do invite me [02:16.958]But gee you tried to bite me [02:19.198]On the old front porch [02:21.508]Now don't get angry [02:22.457]On the old front porch [02:26.357]Everything is lovely [02:27.637]When you're cuddled near me dear [02:29.766]Look out here come my father [02:31.176]And he'll surely scold I fear [02:33.495]Will that young man go home [02:34.675]Tonight or have his breakfast here [02:36.714]On the old front porch [02:39.394]On the old front porch