We Need Brain-The Gregory Brothers

[00:00.00]Welcome to the first Republican national debate
欢迎来到共和党第一次全国辩论 [00:02.88]You all know the rules
你们都知道规矩 [00:04.16]Whoever sings best will be the next president of the united states of America
唱的最好的人会成为下一任美国总统 [00:07.79]And whoever sings worst will be banished
唱的最差的会被放逐 [00:11.36]One, two, three and four
一，二，三~~四 [00:14.36]Why should you be the next commander in chief?
你为什么会成为下一任三军统帅？ [00:16.89]We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
我们有很多竞争者，所以请言简意赅 [00:19.24]We need someone that understands the world today
我们需要一个能理解当今世界局势的人 [00:21.89]In this country, we need brain
在这个国家，我们需要智者 [00:24.43]Obama's finally tryna make a deal with Iran
奥巴马最终试图和伊朗达成协议 [00:26.71]Is it gonna stop 'em from getting the nuclear bomb?
这是否能阻止他们制造核弹？ [00:29.35]You terminate the deal on day one
你上任第一天就撕毁协议 [00:31.57]It's failed foreign policy of the Obama Clinton doctrine
这是奥巴马和克林顿的外交原则产生的失败政策 [00:34.54]What's the greatest threat to our nation today?
我们国家目前最大的威胁是什么？ [00:36.90]Is it ISIS, Al-Quaeda, or the gluten-free craze?
是ISIS、基地组织还是狂热追求无麸质？ [00:39.58]ISIS rides around in US Humvees ISIS
坐在美国的悍马车里四处游荡 [00:42.06]We shouldn't fund our enemies
我们不应该资助我们的敌人 [00:44.52]We know you love guns, we heard you loud and clear
我们知道你喜欢枪，我们都听到了 [00:46.94]Now prove you love 'em more than everybody else here
现在证明你比在场所有人都更喜欢枪 [00:49.54]Look i don't want my guns
听着，我不想让我的枪 [00:51.75]Registered in Washington
需要在华盛顿注册 [00:54.00]Why should you be the next commander in chief?
你为什么会成为下一任三军统帅？ [00:56.95]I'm the only one to separate Siamese twins
我是唯一一个能分离连体婴儿的人 [00:59.42]We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
我们有很多竞争者，所以请言简意赅 [01:02.06]I will make our country great again
我会让我们的国家重归伟大 [01:04.33]Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
你可以提供一些中肯的建议吗？ [01:07.14]We can grow, we can do this
我们会成长，我们做得到 [01:09.40]Why you should be the next White House resident?
你为什么应该成为下一个白宫住客？ [01:12.14]Our leaders are stupid
我们的领导人很蠢 [01:13.34]You could be the president!
你可以当总统！ [01:14.72]I'm gonna run hard, I'm gonna run with heart
我会努力的，我会全心全意 [01:18.21]you could be the president!
你可以当总统！ [01:19.78]If I'm our nomineee, how would Hillary lecture me?
如果我成为我们的候选人，希拉里会怎么教训我？ [01:23.44]You could be the president!
你可以当总统！ [01:24.80]If you get in the oval office chair
如果你坐进了椭圆形办公室的椅子里 [01:27.00]Are you gonna roll back the changes to health care?
你会撤销医疗改革的内容吗？ [01:29.67]What I'd like to see is a private system
我希望看到的是一套私人系统 [01:31.95]The insurance companies control politicians
保险公司控制着政客 [01:34.53]How you gonna make the economy stronger?
你准备如何振兴经济？ [01:36.84]If you don't got ideas I'll throw a benefit concert
如果你没什么好主意，我会举办一场慈善音乐会 [01:39.48]We need to even out the tax code
我们需要均衡税率 [01:41.66]The economy is different than the one we had five years ago
经济状况和五年前不一样了 [01:44.68]Now that marriage for gays is no longer banned
现在不再禁止同性婚烟 [01:46.90]How excited are you to go marry man?
你娶一个男人之前会有多激动？ [01:49.32]I just went to a wedding of a friend who's gay
我刚刚参加了一个男同朋友的婚礼 [01:51.85]We need to give everybody a chance
我们需要给每个人一次机会 [01:53.99]Should we put body cameras on all the cops?
我们需要给所有警察配备随身相机吗？ [01:56.97]So no one gets shot at a traffic stop?
这样就不会有人在路检时被打死？ [01:59.44]I been to Baltimore, I been to Ferguson
我去过巴尔的摩，也去过弗格森（均发生过警察枪击事件） [02:02.12]I'm a different kind of Republican
我是个不一样的共和党人 [02:04.29]Why should you be the next commander in chief?
你为什么会成为下一任三军统帅？ [02:06.95]I'm a guy with a wife, two kids and a Harley
我是一个老婆、两个孩子和一辆哈雷的人 [02:09.54]We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
我们有很多竞争者，所以请言简意赅 [02:12.04]What I say is what I say if you don't like it I'm sorry
我说一不二，如果你不喜欢我很抱歉 [02:14.52]Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
你可以提供一些中肯的建议吗？ [02:17.30]We can grow, we can do this
我们会成长，我们做得到 [02:19.54]Why you should be the next White House resident?
你为什么应该成为下一个白宫住客？ [02:22.03]Our leaders are stupid
我们的领导人很蠢 [02:23.25]You could be the president!
你可以当总统！ [02:24.70]I'm gonna run hard, I'm gonna run with heart
我会努力的，我会全心全意 [02:28.40]You could be the president!
你可以当总统！ [02:29.67]If I'm our nomineee, how would Hillary lecture me?
如果我成为我们的候选人，希拉里会怎么教训我？ [02:33.42]You could be the president!
你可以当总统！ [02:34.78]God gives me unconditional love
上帝给了我无条件的爱 [02:36.75]You gave Obama a big hug
你给了奥巴马一个大大的拥抱 [02:39.17]On the side of the stage it's hard to even debate
站在舞台的边缘很难加入辩论 [02:41.75]But its okay I'm just tryna sell some books today
没关系我今天就是想来卖几本书 [02:44.37]
And mix tapes on my IndieGoGo and Myspace 在我的IndieGoGo（众筹网站） 和Myspace（社交网站）上还有集锦录像带 [02:46.71]It's not great but it's better than Drake's and these fakes
质量不算好但是比Drake（加拿大说唱歌手）还有这帮骗子强多了 [02:49.48]Why should you be the next commander in chief?
你为什么会成为下一任三军统帅？ [02:51.84]I'm the only one to separate Siamese twins
我是唯一一个能分离连体婴儿的人 [02:54.36]We got a lotta contenders so please keep it brief
我们有很多竞争者，所以请言简意赅 [02:56.92]I will make our country great again
我会让我们的国家重归伟大 [02:59.19]Could you kindly present some relevant evidence?
你可以提供一些中肯的建议吗？ [03:01.99]We can grow, we can do this
我们会成长，我们做得到 [03:04.42]Why you should be the next White House resident?
你为什么应该成为下一个白宫住客？ [03:06.99]Our leaders are stupid
我们的领导人很蠢 [03:08.31]You could be the president!
你可以当总统！ [03:09.59]I'm gonna run hard, I'm gonna run with heart
我会努力的，我会全心全意 [03:13.09]You could be the president!
你可以当总统！ [03:14.64]If I'm our nomineee, how would Hillary lecture me?
如果我成为我们的候选人，希拉里会怎么教训我？ [03:18.29]You could be the president!
你可以当总统！ [03:19.63]Thanks so much for tuning in the first republican national debate
感谢收听共和党第一次全国辩论 [03:24.80]xx next american flag pins, who were best （
这句真心听不清） [03:28.19]Which candidate should be banished?
哪一个候选人应该被放逐？ [03:30.49]Cast your vote by passing your head against desk or the nearest object
用你的头敲桌子或者身边的什么东西来投票 [03:34.69]Now have a great day and great life
祝你一天愉快，一生愉快 [03:38.54]We need brain
我们需要智者