The Ballad of John and Yoko-The Beatles

[00:00.00]The Ballad of John And Yoko Lyrics-The Beatles [00:04.02]Standing in the dock at Southampton, [00:07.48]Trying to get to Holland or France. [00:10.92]The man in the mac said, "Youve got to turn back". [00:14.01]You know they didnt even give us a chance. [00:16.34]Christ you know it aint easy, [00:19.72]You know how hard it can be. [00:23.82]The way things are going [00:26.47]Theyre going to crucify me. [00:31.54]Finally made the plane into Paris, [00:34.97]Honey mooning down by the Seine. [00:38.05]Peter Brown called to say, [00:39.61]"You can make it O.K., [00:41.35]You can get married in Gibraltar, near Spain". [00:43.77]Christ you know it aint easy, [00:47.16]You know how hard it can be. [00:51.22]The way things are going [00:53.97]Theyre going to crucify me. [00:58.94]Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton, [01:02.42]Talking in our beds for a week. [01:05.87]The newspapers said, "Say what you doing in bed?" [01:08.69]I said, "Were only trying to get us some peace". [01:11.20]Christ you know it aint easy, [01:14.77]You know how hard it can be. [01:18.55]The way things are going [01:21.40]Theyre going to crucify me. [01:26.33]Saving up your money for a rainy day, [01:29.76]Giving all your clothes to charity. [01:33.13]Last night the wife said, [01:34.81]"Oh boy, when youre dead [01:36.53]You dont take nothing with you [01:38.32]But your soul - think!" [01:40.77]Made a lightning trip to Vienna, [01:44.35]eating chocolate cake in a bag. [01:47.74]The newspapers said, "Shes gone to his head, [01:51.14]They look just like two gurus in drag". [01:53.16]Christ you know it aint easy, [01:56.57]You know how hard it can be. [02:00.51]The way things are going [02:03.44]Theyre going to crucify me. [02:12.53]Caught an early plane back to London. [02:15.73]Fifty acorns tied in a sack. [02:19.23]The men from the press said, "We wish you success, [02:22.62]Its good to have the both of you back". [02:24.67]Christ you know it aint easy, [02:28.12]You know how hard it can be. [02:32.15]The way things are going [02:34.93]Theyre going to crucify me. [02:39.06]The way things are going [02:42.04]Theyre going to crucify me.