I Will Get a Vasectomy-Pink Guy

[00:00.42]I just wanna show my appreciation to how much I love kids
我只想让你们知道我是多么喜欢小孩 [00:03.65]And teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen
以及12-17岁的青少年 [00:06.10]Why, are kids so ******* stupid?
为什么这些熊孩子这么憨 [00:13.23]Did their parents not beat them hard enough-enough-enough?
说到底还是家长打的少 [00:20.93]I try
我试过 [00:24.58]To empathize with teens
去理解青少年 [00:28.22]Because when I was younger
因为在我年轻的时候 [00:30.68]I was stupid too-too-too
我也那么蠢过-过-过 [00:34.97](It's true)
（是真的） [00:35.62]But then I realized
但之后我发现 [00:39.61]That I was never this stupid
我从没这么憨过 [00:43.28]My friends were never this stupid
我朋友也没有这么憨 [00:46.47]Y'all are just dense-dense-dense
你们这群铁憨憨 [00:50.89][01:24.26]Like damn
憨的一批 [00:54.46]I'm really, really concerned
我真的，真的很担忧 [00:58.30]I wish your father would use that
我希望你们爸爸会用 [01:01.67]Wooden spoon-spoon-spoon
木勺子 [01:04.66](Just ******* beat them already)
（打就完事了） [01:06.27]I was being ironic man
我只是嘲讽一下 [01:08.30]What a ******* loser.
真是个铁five [01:09.36]Do you have-
你有- [01:09.91]Listen kids
听着小B崽子 [01:13.30]Being edgy is okay
极端点没啥子 [01:16.70]But the same ten jokes in a row
但连续同样的笑话讲十遍 [01:19.51]That's not okay-okay-okay
就不搞笑了嗷 [01:27.99]Is that all you can come up with?
这就是你的全部功底？ [01:31.60]If you're gonna be racist at least be original, please
如果你要搞zz歧视起码弄点原创的8 [01:37.89](Yeah, we're dead serious)
（是的我们超严肃） [01:39.41]If you're under seventeen
如果你未满十七 [01:42.97]Please don't ever talk to me
别跟爷说话 [01:46.65]You think this is part of the act
你觉得这是法案的一部分 [01:49.43]But please don't come near me
但 求求你离爷远点 [01:54.73]Dude, get a load of this guy!
兄弟萌，看看这个憨憨！ [01:57.30]He-he-he's never heard of irony before!
他-他-他没听过嘲讽! [01:59.79]What-what a ******* loser dude!
真是个铁five嗷！ [02:02.85]Jimmy it's past your bedtime
吉米该睡觉了 [02:04.97]Dad no
爸爸别 [02:05.79]Get back to bed
给爷滚去睡觉 [02:06.00]I was just being ironic
我只是在玩梗 [02:07.59]I don't care
爷管你？ [02:08.31]No dad please
别嗷爸爸 [02:09.14]You're being a piece of *******t
你就是个崽种 [02:11.56]Take these spanks you little *******
挨打就完事了小b崽子 [02:17.62]Daddy please, daddy please
求求你摇了我8 [02:18.44]Who do you think you are?
你觉得自己很了不起是8 [02:19.40]Who the ******* do you think you are?
还真把自己当回事了嗷 [02:20.53]Talking to people on the internet like you're some piece of *******t
和网上的人聊天就把自己当带明星了嗷 [02:23.99]Calling irony
还说玩梗 [02:29.10]Take these ******* spanks you dumbass kid.
接受军训嗷崽种 [02:29.35]I should've never given birth to you, you piece of *******t.
爷当初就应该把你*墙上，小B崽子 [02:32.96]Take that, I'm out of here
爷完事了，给爷爬 [02:34.36]******* you, son
nmsl [02:35.94]If I should even call you son
爷都不想认你这个儿子嗷 [02:38.97]Daddy, have you ever heard of irony before?
爸爸，你知道什么是嘲讽吗？ [02:43.57]I was just kidding
我在玩梗 [02:44.65]That crying was ironic
那是假哭，爷在嘲讽嗷 [02:46.33]I wasn't actually crying
我没真哭嗷 [02:47.61]What the ******* did you just say?
你说你马呢？ [02:49.10]You want me to come back here? Huh?
打得还不够是8 [02:50.63]No-nothing daddy, nothing
没啥，没啥，爸爸 [02:53.00]That's what I ******* thought
最好是爷想的那样嗷 [02:54.46]Go back to bed, it's 9PM
9点了，再不瑞你biss