My Goody Two-Shoes Brother-Dan Povenmire

[00:03.88]I bear lots of animosity to bellhops,
我对服务人员有许多的不满 [00:08.14]They never bring my luggage up on time
从没准时把我行李送到 [00:12.30]And taxi drivers really tax my patience,
计程车司机磨光我的耐性 [00:15.83]If they vanished, would it really be a crime?
让他消失难道这是一种罪 [00:19.62]I don't like meter maids or underwater welders,
我讨厌收费员或是水底的焊工 [00:24.26]Health fanatic cooks or camera crews!
养生餐厨师, 摄影小组 [00:27.63]Not fond of monks or yoga teachers,
讨厌和尚或瑜珈老师 [00:30.11]Or sports fans in the bleachers!
或看台上的球迷 [00:32.20]And I'm not sure how I'm feeling about you!! (pigeons start cooing)
还不确定对你有甚麽感受 [00:35.78]There are lots of horrid people on this planet,
在这星球上有一堆讨厌的人 [00:40.44]That I would love to give a lashing to! (pigeons stop cooing)
我非常乐意对他们动手 [00:44.18]But my goody two-shoes brother,
我..道貌岸然的弟弟 [00:46.93]The favorite of my mother,
妈妈心中的宝贝 [00:48.62]Is the one I want to smother
我要用一顿的鸽粪 [00:50.62]In a ton of pigeon goo!
活活臭死闷死他 [00:53.85]Yes, my goody two-shoes brother,
那道貌岸然的弟弟 [00:56.63]The favorite of my mother,
妈妈心中的宝贝 [00:58.81]He's the one I want to smother
我要用一顿的鸽粪 [01:01.35]Thank you, Sir! I'll have another!
谢谢, 再从这句唱起 [01:03.53]He's the one I want to smother
我要用一顿的鸽粪 [01:06.16]In a ton of pigeon goo-oooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
活活臭-死-闷-死-他~ [01:16.91]You see, you see how I held that last note, good, huh?
如何? 听见我拖长音了吗? 很厉害, 哈?