Starfish Resort and Casino-Various Artists

[00:00.31]Oh kids!
孩子们啊！ [00:01.19]You look like we're going to another funeral.
你们看着就像是又来参加葬礼似的呢 [00:03.01]Dad, we're bored!
老爸，我们好无聊啊！ [00:04.99]You teach your children a lot of good American values.
你教了孩子们很多美帝国主义核心价值观 [00:07.08]But have you taught them how to have fun?
不过也得教他们怎么找乐子啊！ [00:09.08]For family entertainment that doesn't stop,
想来一场不欢不休的阖家娱乐盛宴吗 [00:10.92]head on over to the
就赶快来 [00:11.95]Starfish Resort and Casino in Las Venturas.
拉斯文图拉斯的海星豪赌娱乐城吧 [00:14.45]You deserve this kind of fun.
这样的乐不思蜀你值得拥有！ [00:16.11]Waterslides! Shooting range!
滑水场！射击场！ [00:17.70]And the kids love the Giggledome!
还有孩子最喜欢的咯咯屋！ [00:19.53]*sounds of fun*
*一片欢声笑语* [00:20.57]Plus, we've got the hottest gaming in town!
我们还有全市最火的游乐设施哦！ [00:22.87]Nobody offers you more gaming value.
我们能带给你最棒的娱乐精神 [00:24.81]And, you'll teach the kids some
你还能给孩子上一课 [00:25.98]important life lessons about real capitalism.
教教他们什么是真正的资本主义呢 [00:28.36]Dad, I lost all my money!
老爸，我把钱都败光了！ [00:30.22]You've learned a valuable lesson.
你学到了宝贵的一课呀 [00:31.97]Son, it's time for your first lapdance.
乖儿子，快来试下你人生中的第一次大腿热舞吧！ [00:34.26]Heh yeah, guns!
哈哈哈耶！让她吃我一枪！ [00:36.62]Time is meaningless in the land of tomorrow.
在这未来之城就别担心时间问题啦 [00:38.86]It's the Starfish Resort and Casino hotel
一切尽在海星豪赌娱乐城 [00:41.18]in Las Venturas.
就在拉斯文图拉斯 [00:42.18]Mom can go all night on the one-armed bandits,
老妈们可以在老虎机上玩上一夜 [00:44.49]while the kids visit the Little Tykes Pawn Shop.
孩子们呢就可以去小淘气当铺看看啦 [00:46.56]How'd you do, Cherice?
玩的怎么样啊Cherice [00:47.76]I busted myself and sold a kidney.
我把钱全败光了还卖了个肾 [00:49.88]That's my girl!
哎这才像我闺女！ [00:50.97]Share the love with your family, the love of money!
快来和大家分享你们的家庭友爱和拜金精神吧！ [00:53.73]And the Starfish Resort and Casino has
在海星豪赌娱乐城还有 [00:55.52]the best buffet in Las Venturas,
这城里最好的自助餐哦 [00:57.03]featuring our world-famous bacon trough!
快来尝尝我们世界闻名的培根槽吧 [00:59.39]The Starfish Resort and Casino.
一切就在海星豪赌娱乐城 [01:01.24]This kind of fun should be illegal!
玩这么大还不违法简直是太神奇啦！