Happy Ending-Hopsin

[00:00.30]Hello, how you doing? [00:01.40]I can give you good massage [00:03.64]I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks [00:07.73]If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky [00:11.46]If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky [00:14.95]Hello, how you doing? [00:16.64]I can give you good massage [00:19.18]I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks [00:22.46]If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky [00:26.44]If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky [00:30.13] [00:30.92]Yup, just a normal day, on my favorite website, backpage.com [00:34.66]I was scrollin' through hoes, lookin' for a b*tch to f*ck [00:37.50]I’m like, “That babe, uh huh.” [00:38.84]I was just about to call her [00:39.99]Then I saw an ad pop up, I'm like, "Wait, oh my God!" [00:42.13]You see, I had a really long day [00:44.07]And I just could not turn down an Asian massage [00:46.41]So, I called ‘em up and I said [00:48.00]“Hello, when is your next slot available?” [00:50.10]She said, “You can come right now.” [00:51.59]**** yeah! “Hurry up, because I’ll wait for you!” [00:54.08]I pulled up and I sat in the waiting room [00:55.67]'Cause this **** all are set up, it's debatable [00:57.52]If I get confronted by the police [00:58.76]I just want a massage, I am not here to break the rules [01:00.90]Then an Asian lady had a pen and told me [01:03.45]“Come over here to the counter!” [01:05.59]Then she ask me if I wanted to get a session [01:07.33]For 30 minutes or an hour [01:09.62]I said, "Hmm uh, I'll take 30 [01:11.76]Nah, matter of fact I’ll do an hour, f*ck it." [01:14.25]'Cause I know whatever's 'bout to go on [01:16.59]Behind those doors I’m 'bout to love it [01:17.86]She say, “Usually 50 dollar but for you I do 45.” [01:21.65]I say thank you and gave her the money [01:23.44]Then she say, “Okay, let's go inside!” [01:25.48]I'm like, "**** yeah!" – it's about to go down right now [01:28.98]So good what I found right now [01:30.27]I’m about to let it all out right now, yeah [01:32.31] [01:32.71]Hello, how you doing? [01:34.50]I can give you good massage [01:36.55]I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks [01:40.18]If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky [01:44.02]If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky [01:48.16]Hello, how you doing? [01:49.70]I can give you good massage [01:51.94]I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks [01:55.77]If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky [01:59.26]If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky [02:02.95] [02:03.64]Look, so I walked back to the massage room [02:05.83]She said, “Take your clothes off, and then put this robe on!” [02:09.38]I’m like, "Okay, no prob'." [02:11.37]Oh God, this about to be so fun [02:13.71]And no one even knows; she left, I got undressed [02:16.69]And all the sudden a new Asian girl walked through the door [02:19.33]She said, "Hello, how are you? [02:21.12]I am Muli, that's what you can call me [02:22.52]And I give you lovely Asian massage." [02:24.51]I’ve been waitin' for this all day [02:26.45]I position myself on the table [02:28.00]And put my face down in the circular cushion [02:30.51]And she started massagin' my back [02:32.10]I knew somethin' was up with the way she was lookin' [02:33.85]Then she slid her tiny little finger tips [02:36.54]Down my spine right over my buttcrack [02:38.18]She was massagin' my booty [02:39.93]Then go to my thighs and start touchin' my nutsack [02:41.82]**** yeah! [02:43.61]Then I put a little bitty sway in my hips to let her know I like it [02:46.61]Somethin' was 'bout to go down [02:47.61]You can see it a mile away, you don't have to be psychic [02:50.09]She said, "You want someting?” [02:51.59]I said, “Yes I do.” [02:53.73]She said, “You big strong man, I really like you!” [02:56.31]I said, “I like you too.” [02:57.46]Then she said, “You want the hand, sucky, *****? [03:00.00]Tell me right now 'cause I need to know!” [03:01.94]I said “I’ll have all three of those” [03:04.04]Then I thought ooh she a little freaky ho [03:05.28]She said, “I give it to you for cheap, you give me 125 dollar” [03:08.67]I said, “Okay, here you go!” [03:11.15]Lowkey I was feelin' kinda awkward [03:13.24]She jacked me off and gave me my top first [03:14.94]I stayed quiet as I watched her [03:16.28]My d*ck had a strong posture [03:17.87]She said, “You very big like a monster!” [03:19.51]She got naked then I humped her [03:21.36]I’m lovin' this little tiny Asian booty, [03:23.50]I swear that this girl is the best [03:25.21]I’m buildin' a sweat, I’m killin' it yes [03:27.54]I pulled out and spilled on her breast [03:28.89]Everything was just right [03:30.88]I hit the hour on the deadline [03:32.22]I guess I’m gonna leave now [03:33.57]She said, “That's fine, thank you, come again next time!” [03:36.30] [03:36.90]Hello, how you doing? [03:37.89]I can give you good massage [03:40.14]I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks [03:43.98]If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky [03:48.20]If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky [03:52.18]Hello, how you doing? [03:55.56]I can be your everyting, you give me fifty bucks [03:55.98]I can give you good massage [03:59.50]If you no say nothing, I can give you sucky-sucky [04:03.29]If you give me more money, I give you do something lucky [04:08.62]Hey, no shame in my game, buddy [04:12.65]If you lookin' for me, you know where to find me [04:16.73]At an Asian massage parlor [04:18.72]Because when the times get rough, a happy ending is necessary [04:23.11]Hahaha [04:24.51]Oh yeah – strap up, kids! It’s important