Kitty-Rich Brian

[00:00.000] 作词 : Rich Brian [00:01.000] 作曲 : Benabe Cesar Peralta/Rich Brian [00:09.897]Let me tell a story about a boy named Brian [00:12.726]This is not a fairy tale no [00:14.021]That's not what I'm implying [00:15.100]This is really not the type rhyme writing about flexing [00:17.800]Got some bitches on the phone [00:19.021]But I'm really not replying type shit [00:20.950]With the clique [00:21.800]And we going out to get ourselves a drink [00:23.600]Took the fast lane, Mike made the pedal ****ing sink [00:26.020]Bumpin' Lil Wayne, feeling like we ain't got time to think [00:28.560]Cigarettes, feeling like we be the kings [00:31.000]Got to the party about 11:28 11:28 [00:33.120]Went up to the bartender asking for some Bombay [00:35.990]No mixer, straight up so you know I'm getting wasted [00:38.780]Then I realized I ain't even bring my paper [00:41.229]Mike nowhere to be seen, losing like I'm Charlie Sheen Mike [00:43.831]Looking left and right, panicking [00:45.022]Cause now my glass is clean [00:46.377]Talking to the bartender, “Sorry sir, I'm just a teen” [00:49.136]That's when I finally met the girl of my ****ing dreams [00:51.516]Ain't no game that I play when it comes to [00:54.002]Getting that kitty out the cage for my night, go [00:56.699]Drive to the store just to buy a ****ing mattress [00:59.431]If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous [01:01.891]Back to the story now I'm talking to this girl [01:04.200]I’ma call her Tracy and she looking like dessert [01:06.912]She noticing that I'm stressing and she asked me what for [01:09.650]Then I told her everything and she gave me three fours [01:11.890]She said where you wanna go [01:13.121]And I told her I don't know [01:14.490]”Do you got a girlfriend” [01:16.200]That don't really matter though [01:17.150]I'm like “oh shit” thinking about [01:18.960]Where this is gonna go [01:19.990]So I proceed, man's never did this shit before [01:23.980]Back to her place now, tryna get my thing up [01:25.124]2AM, whiskeydick, 80% discount [01:28.879]So I had to go down, cruising down to poon town [01:30.489]Making sure I put the bitch’s frown on upside-down [01:32.980]Getting pretty wet, sweat running down her neck [01:35.530]And the kitty so cute, I wanna keep it as a pet [01:37.600]She so clean man that p sexy smell like honeydew zest [01:40.143]Finally getting hard so you know [01:41.800]What's finna happen next [01:43.174]Ain't no game that I play when it comes to [01:45.870]Getting that kitty out the cage for my night [01:48.460]Drive to the store just to buy a ****ing mattress [01:50.912]If that can mean she gonna end up on my nitrous [01:54.000]Struggling to put the jimmy on, turning red [01:56.460]I feel like a chameleon [01:57.820]Then she getting on top [01:59.020]And your boy started feeling hysteria [02:01.000]”Bump & Grind” playing in the stereo [02:02.910]When I told her it was my first time [02:04.872]And she told me baby it's fine I don't mind [02:06.900]Then she held my hand and it was intertwined [02:08.641]My god, it was nothing like what I had in my mind [02:11.000]Now it's time to put it in, baby, now it's prime time [02:13.890]This is where the fun begun [02:14.970]Heard her moan and I feeling like [02:16.760]I'm about to ****ing cum [02:17.700]Heard a knock [02:18.560]Now your boy has got to go and ****ing run [02:20.312]Then I made a jump, heard the loudest scream ever [02:23.020]It was from her ****ing mom [02:24.460]Called Mike on the team, said I need to leave the scene [02:27.000]He done picked me up [02:27.890]Told him about the girl that did the deed [02:29.780]Even said her name then he asked if he could take a peek [02:32.000]Jumped out his ****ing seat turns out I ****ed his sis