My Name Is (Instrumental)-Eminem

[00:01.20]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?) [00:04.59]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [00:06.81]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?) [00:15.84]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady [00:17.40]Ahem.. excuse me! [00:17.82]Can I have the attention of the class [00:20.43]for one second? [00:21.36][ Eminem ] [00:23.85]Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!) [00:26.10]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!) [00:29.79]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!) [00:32.28]Try 'cid and get ****ed up worse than my life is? (Huh?) [00:35.22]My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight [00:37.71]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..) [00:40.89]And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!" [00:43.68]Uh -uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!" [00:46.41]Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else [00:48.84]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt [00:51.93]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off [00:54.57]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross [00:57.72]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass [01:00.33]Faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast [01:02.97]C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!) [01:06.03]I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off! [01:23.03][Eminem ] [01:30.96]My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high [01:34.98]The only problem was my English teacher was a guy [01:36.69]I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler [01:40.23]and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!) [01:42.69]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up [01:45.30]Flashed the bartender, then stuck my dick in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh... [01:48.30]Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians [01:50.76]Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!" [01:53.97]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to [01:56.37]I just found out my mom does more shit than I do [01:59.49]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper [02:01.98]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!) [02:05.07]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands [02:07.59]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!) [02:10.47]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?) [02:14.94][ Eminem ] [02:38.31]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!) [02:41.37]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE! [02:44.07]I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die [02:46.65]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive [02:49.86]Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide [02:52.89]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead) [02:55.83]All my life I was very deprived [02:57.81]I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide [03:01.26]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too) [03:03.51]I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere) [03:06.57]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits [03:09.42]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!) [03:12.51]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed [03:14.82]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!) [03:17.85]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!) [03:18.72]And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?) [03:21.06]Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had