My Name Is (A Cappella)-Eminem

[00:03.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆 [00:06.700]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨！我叫..（嗯？）我叫..（啥？） [00:08.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆 [00:13.700]Ahem.. excuse me!
呃哼..打扰一下！ [00:17.700]Can I have the attention of the class
全班同学能不能给我 [00:19.700]for one second?
一秒钟注意力？ [00:22.700]Hi kids! Do you like violence? (Yeah yeah yeah!)
嗨孩子们！喜欢暴力吗？（耶耶耶！） [00:25.700]Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? (Uh-huh!)
想看我往眼皮钉九寸钉吗？（啊哈！） [00:28.700]Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? (Yeah yeah!)
想模仿我照搬我的行径吗？（耶耶！） [00:31.700]Try 'cid and get ****ed up worse than my life is? (Huh?)
想嗑药嗨到比我人生更惨吗？（哈？） [00:33.700]My brain's dead weight, I'm tryin to get my head straight
我脑子像灌铅 想保持清醒点 [00:36.700]but I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate (Ummmm..)
但算不清该让哪个辣妹怀上我的种（嗯...） [00:39.700]And Dr. Dre said, "Slim Shady you a basehead!"
Dr. Dre说："痞子你是个瘾君子！" [00:42.700]Uh-uhhh! "So why's your face red? Man you wasted!"
才不是！"那你脸红啥？废柴！" [00:45.700]Well since age twelve, I've felt like I'm someone else
十二岁起我就感觉身体住着别人 [00:47.700]Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt
用皮带把原来的自己吊在上铺晃荡 [00:50.700]Got pissed off and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off
怒火中烧扯掉帕梅拉的硅胶胸 [00:53.700]And smacked her so hard I knocked her clothes backwards like Kris Kross
耳光猛到把她衣服抽反像Kris Kross [00:56.700]I smoke a fat pound of grass and fall on my ass
我抽完大麻摔个四脚朝天 [00:58.700]faster than a fat b***h who sat down too fast
比胖妞猛坐马桶的速度还要快 [01:01.700]C'mere slut! (Shady, wait a minute, that's my girl dog!)
过来贱货！（等等那是我女友！） [01:05.700]I don't give a ****, God sent me to piss the world off!
老子才不管 上帝派我来惹毛全世界！ [01:08.700]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
嗨！我叫..（啥？）我叫..（谁？） [01:11.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆 [01:13.700]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨！我叫..（嗯？）我叫..（啥？） [01:17.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆 [01:18.700]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
嗨！我叫..（啥？）我叫..（谁？） [01:22.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆 [01:24.700]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨！我叫..（嗯？）我叫..（啥？） [01:28.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆 [01:30.700]My English teacher wanted to have sex in junior high
初中英语老师想和我上床 [01:33.700]The only problem was my English teacher was a guy
唯一的问题是他是个男的 [01:36.700]I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler
我用板擦砸他脸 举着订书机追 [01:39.700]and stapled his nuts to a stack of paper (Owwwwwwww!)
把他蛋蛋钉在纸堆上（嗷——！） [01:41.700]Walked in the strip club, had my jacket zipped up
拉链拉到顶走进脱衣舞俱乐部 [01:44.700]Flashed the bartender, then stuck my d**k in the tip cup (Wsssshhhhh...)
对酒保亮家伙 把老二插进小费罐（哗...） [01:47.700]Extraterrestrial, killin pedestrians
外星来客 屠杀路人 [01:49.700]Rapin lesbians while they screamin: "LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS!"
强暴女同时她们尖叫"我们做朋友吧" [01:52.700]Ninety-nine percent of my life I was lied to
人生99%都在被骗 [01:55.700]I just found out my mom does more shit than I do
刚发现我妈嗑药比我还凶 [01:58.700]I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper
我说要当说唱巨星出唱片 [02:01.700]Make a record about doin drugs and name it after her (Oh thank you!)
写首吸毒的歌就用她名字命名（谢啦！） [02:04.700]You know you blew up when the women rush your stands
女人冲撞护栏想摸你手 [02:06.700]and try to touch your hands like some screamin Usher fans (Aaahhhhhh!)
像亚瑟小子粉丝尖叫才算真红（啊——！） [02:09.700]This guy at White Castle asked for my autograph (Dude, can I get your autograph?)
汉堡店有人要签名（哥们能给签个名吗？） [02:12.700] [02:15.700]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
嗨！我叫..（啥？）我叫..（谁？） [02:18.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆 [02:21.700]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨！我叫..（嗯？）我叫..（啥？） [02:25.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆 [02:37.700]Stop the tape! This kid needs to be locked away! (Get him!)
停带！该把这小子关起来！（抓他！） [02:40.700]Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, OPERATE!
Dr. Dre别光站着 快手术！ [02:43.700]I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die
我还不想死 太可怕了 [02:46.700]I'll have to be carried inside the cemetery and buried alive
得让人抬进墓地活埋 [02:49.700]Am I comin or goin? I can barely decide
是去是留？我根本分不清 [02:52.700]I just drank a fifth of vodka -- dare me to drive? (Go ahead)
刚灌完一瓶伏特加——敢让我开车？（来啊） [02:55.700]All my life I was very deprived
这辈子活得憋屈 [02:57.700]I ain't had a woman in years, and my palms are too hairy to hide
多年没碰女人 手掌汗毛密得藏不住 [03:00.700]Clothes ripped like the Incredible Hulk (hachhh-too)
衣服撑裂像绿巨人（呸——） [03:02.700]I spit when I talk, I'll **** anything that walks (C'mere)
说话喷口水 见人就扑（过来） [03:05.700]When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits
小时候饿得发狂撒泼 [03:08.700]HOW YOU GONNA BREAST FEED ME MOM? (WAH!) YOU AIN'T GOT NO TITS! (WAH!)
"妈你没奶咋喂我？"（哇！）"你根本没胸！"（哇！） [03:12.700]I lay awake and strap myself in the bed
清醒着给自己绑床上 [03:14.700]Put a bulleproof vest on and shoot myself in the head (BANG!)
穿防弹衣爆自己头（砰！） [03:17.700]I'm steamin mad (Arrrggghhh!)
怒火中烧（呃啊！） [03:18.700]And by the way when you see my dad? (Yeah?)
顺便见到我爸的话（咋？） [03:20.700]Tell him that I slit his throat, in this dream I had
告诉他我割了他喉咙 在梦里 [03:23.700]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
嗨！我叫..（啥？）我叫..（谁？） [03:26.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆 [03:28.700]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨！我叫..（嗯？）我叫..（啥？） [03:32.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆 [03:33.700]Hi! My name is.. (what?) My name is.. (who?)
嗨！我叫..（啥？）我叫..（谁？） [03:38.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆 [03:39.700]Hi! My name is.. (huh?) My name is.. (what?)
嗨！我叫..（嗯？）我叫..（啥？） [03:43.700]My name is.. {scratches} Slim Shady
我叫.. {搓碟声} 痞子阿姆