Normal-Eminem

[00:00.000] 作词 : Marshall Mathers/Y. Nagano/Maurice Nichols/R.Sheldon/R. Fraser/H. Wirenstrand/E. Bodin/L. Griffin Jr/F Wallin [00:01.000] 作曲 : Marshall Mathers/Y. Nagano/Maurice Nichols/R.Sheldon/R. Fraser/H. Wirenstrand/E. Bodin/L. Griffin Jr/F Wallin [00:02.460]Yo (Yo), how do I keep (And I don't know what's up with these hoes, man)
我为什么总是（我也不知道这些妞咋了） [00:07.450]Gettin' in relationships like this (I'm just sayin')
处关系处成这样（我就是说说） [00:10.850]Maybe it says somethin' about me (Yeah)
难道是我的问题 [00:13.970]Should I look in the mirror?
我是不是该照镜子看看？ [00:15.940]I just want you to be normal
我是想让你平常点 [00:17.650]Why can't you b1xches be normal? Always gotta be so extra
女人你平常点不行吗？总是那么多余 [00:21.750]Why you always need a lecture?
为什么总得给你讲道理呢？ [00:23.630]My ex hates to talk, she's a texter
我ex不爱说话 啥事都要发短信 [00:25.520]Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her
躺在她边上也要给我发 [00:27.780]Wants to get back together
想要复合？ [00:29.440]Said not 'til she gets her act together
等你正常点再说吧 [00:32.000]She thinks I'm bein' mean and now
她说我太自私 [00:33.390]She starts to scream and shout
开始大吼大叫 [00:34.460]She's about to let the demons out
释放心中小恶魔 [00:35.560]She don't wanna see me with other females out
不想让我和别的女人呆在一起 [00:37.530]I tell the b1xch to beat it, take the scenic route
我让她赶紧滚蛋 别耽误时间 [00:39.770]She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house in an evening gown with her cleavage out
她穿着睡裙露着沟走了出去 气我半死 [00:43.400]We've been down this road too many times for me to count
这事多的我都不想数 [00:46.740]And all I can think about is how
我只能想… [00:48.260]I just want you to be normal
我只是想让你平常点 [00:49.650]Why can't you b1xches be normal?
女人你平常点不行吗？ [00:51.490]Always gotta be so extra
总是那么多余 [00:53.700]Like a fvxkin' terrestrial
就像大片空地 [00:55.420]Guess it comes with the territory
可是这空地有了领土主权 [00:57.080]My ex girl, she just declared war
于是我ex准备和我开战 [00:59.310]Therefore, I better prepare for it
我得做好战前准备 [01:01.930]I guess bein' weird's normal
可能奇怪点才是正常情况 [01:03.280]And I don't know what's got a hold of me
我也不知道我爱她哪 [01:05.250]Most notably I've been zonin' to Jodeci
尤其我还一直爱着Jodeci(美国乐队) [01:07.500]I'm totally open, hopelessly devoted
我敞开身心 如同飞蛾扑火 [01:08.940]So much so that I bet you she don't even know that
我敢说她肯定不知道 我爱她爱到 [01:10.940]She's the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of 'fore I go to sleep
睁眼想她 闭眼也想她 [01:15.450]Sike [01:16.309]Hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse, I know she cheats [01:18.470]So do I, I'm soulless
我知道她欺骗了我 [01:19.300]She's heartless
她简直铁石心肠 [01:20.710]No wonder we're partners
所以我们如此般配 [01:22.460]Both got hundreds of charges
我们都有累累罪行 [01:24.270]Domestic disputes but we've always
家庭纷争不断 [01:25.920]Swept it under the carpet
但是都藏在地板下 [01:27.260]Even when 911 gets the call that
就算那次911接到报案 [01:29.420]I slipped up and busted her jaw with
我拿着球棒摔了一跤 打断了她的下巴 [01:31.380]A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it
我们还是相安无事 [01:33.560]Really does is make our love
因为种种一切 [01:35.440]For each other grow stronger
只会让我们的爱更加强力 [01:36.980]She won me over the second she tried to run me over
她想开车撞我的时候 如同直接撞进了我心里 [01:40.050]Told her I'd keep it a hun'
告诉她我绝对全心全意 [01:40.920]We over, kicked her out, called her back, now she's coming over
我们一直热恋 除了我把她赶走了而已 现在我又叫她回来了 [01:43.570]But why is she so wicked?
但为什么她这么恶毒？ [01:44.770]And how the fvxk did I get so twisted
为什么我又如此扭曲？ [01:46.460]Up with someone so unlikable and shifty
我的妞多情狡诈 [01:48.800]We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with
我们像氮气氢气 [01:50.620]Ignitable liquids
再混点易燃液体 [01:52.310]But I'm finally seein'
但是我还是知道 [01:53.160]She's only mine for the time bein'
她现在只属于我 [01:54.370]That's why I keep bringin' up that one time she
所以我反复提到 [01:56.990]Tried to two-time me
那次她欺骗于我 [01:58.730]And throw it up in her face till I dry heave
我要朝她的脸吐到干呕 [02:00.760]How could I be so naive?
我怎么那么naive？ [02:02.720]Should I leave or turn this entire evening
我是不是该把今晚 [02:04.870]Into a motherfvxkin' crime scene
变成一次犯罪现场？（Kim） [02:07.290]Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with, him
可能我就是太丑比不过他 [02:08.840]You weren't supposed to agree, you fvxkin' b1xch
我就是说说 你tm点什么头 [02:11.110]'Specially when you're the one cheated first
你还先骗了我 [02:12.860]Now the argument immediately becomes heated! You don't want me to flip, little conceited cunt
争吵开始升温 [02:16.860]Eat a monkey d1xk wrapped in a stuffed pita fajita, slut, treat it just like a drum
去拿饼包个猴子的“大香蕉”好好享受 [02:20.730]Beat it, complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it!
滚蛋 完活 完活之后 再来一次（beat it敲鼓/滚）（succeeded=suck seeded） [02:24.990]I love you but I hope you fvxkin' die though
我爱你 但是我也巨希望你死去 [02:27.240]In our business your friends like to pry so
你的朋友总爱关心我们的事 [02:28.810]You've got 'em all under cover just like moles
你将他们像鼹鼠一样隐藏起来 [02:31.240]Hopin' they'll come back with intel
他们又像intel图标一样去而复返（intel图标是个螺旋线） [02:32.900]But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral
但我才是被投入旋涡之中 [02:35.160]'Cause now the roles are reversed, so here I go
我们的角色倒转 [02:37.410]Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone
你说我狡诈的偷翻你iPhone [02:40.230]Who the fvxk's Milo?
那你告诉我Milo又tm是谁？ [02:41.390]The guy at work who drives a hi-lo
你那个同事开了个小皮卡 [02:43.580]I put a trackin' device on your Crystler
我在你的车上放了个定位 [02:46.140]And follow you while you drive home
在你开回家的时候悄悄跟踪 [02:47.550]But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown
但我的伪装突然破裂 [02:50.500]You recognize me and had Milo flip me off right out the passenger side window
你认出了我 我被Milo弹出了车窗 [02:54.460]I hit a light pole
撞到了电线杆上 [02:55.760]You skrrt off and then pull up at 5 a.m. in the drive in a stretched white limo
你停下了车 从白色加长豪华轿车上走了下来 [02:59.420]Stumble in the side door and hit me in the head with Milo's demo
绊在侧门上 用Milo的demo暴打我的头 [03:02.740]But like a drunk bum, what do I know?
但是我喝的就像个废物 又能知道什么呢？ [03:05.250]Let's sleep on it like they did Revival
这事还是先放放吧 就像人们对Revival那样 [03:07.360]I told, you, you're the apple of my eye, so shut your pie hole
你就是我眼中的唯一 所以闭上你的嘴吧（apple与上文iPhone对应 Pie hole指嘴 pie与apple对应该能） [03:12.460]Just wanna be normal
只是想要平常点 [03:16.270]Why can't you be normal? (Yeah)
你为什么就不能平常点？ [03:18.620]Yeah, I just wanna be normal
是啊 我只是想要普通的爱 [03:24.250]Why can't you be normal?
你为什么就不能平常点？