The Backson Song-Craig Ferguson

[00:03.339]It's a giant creature with a tail
这是一只带尾巴的大怪物 [00:06.231]Here I'll draw Piglet in for scale
我在这儿画一只小猪作为比较 [00:09.149]Oh dear
（小猪）哦天天天天那 [00:10.425]It's hide is like a shaggy rug
它的身上像裹了一条脏毛毯 [00:13.254]Its face a surly ugly mug
它的脸恶心又丑陋 [00:16.22]With two sharp horns atop its head
头上顶了一对尖锐的角 [00:18.833]Between a mop of hair that's red
还有乱蓬蓬的红色毛发 [00:22.593]And in its nose a ring of gold
它戴了一枚金色的鼻环 [00:24.534]It smells of monkeys'feet and mold
它的味道比猴子的体臭更胜一筹 [00:26.378]Its toes are black Its fur is blue
它的脚趾是黑色，毛发是蓝色 [00:28.402]I swear that all I tell you is not made up
我发誓，我所说的一概为真 [00:30.967]The Backson
巴克森 [00:31.901]The Backson
巴克森 [00:32.869]The Backson
巴克森 [00:33.788]The Backson
巴克森 [00:34.912]Oh no
哦不 [00:37.168]But Owl what does a Backson do
那么猫头鹰，巴克森都干什么啊 [00:38.930]Yes Owl what does a Backson do
是啊，巴克森都干什么啊 [00:40.905]Hmmm what does a backson do
呃巴克森都干些什么 [00:42.801]I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking I'm thinking
我想想我想一想 [00:44.583]And now I will tell you
现在我来告诉你 [00:50.599]They sneak into your library
它溜进你的图书馆 [00:52.277]And scribble in all your books
在你的藏书上乱涂乱画 [00:54.356]The Backson The Backson
巴克森，巴克森 [00:56.214]We don't like the Backson
我们不喜欢巴克森 [00:58.52]When decorating your Christmas tree
当你装点圣诞树时 [01:00.130]They tangle up all the hooks
他们把所有的装饰都系上死结 [01:01.942]The Backson The Backson
巴克森，巴克森 [01:03.694]We're afraid of the Backson
我们都害怕巴克森 [01:05.714]They spoil the milk
它打翻牛奶 [01:06.598]They stop all the clocks
它弄坏所有的钟 [01:07.614]They use their horns to put holes in your socks
它的角专门找你的袜子扎 [01:09.639]The Backson's the one
巴克森就是 [01:10.875]Who's been putting holes in our socks
我们袜子破洞的罪魁祸首 [01:12.877]Tell us more about what Backsons do
再跟我们说点巴克森干的坏事 [01:15.388]Yes more about what Backsons do
对再说点巴克森干的坏事 [01:17.276]More about what Backsons do
更多巴克森干的坏事 [01:19.62]Why don't we hear some thoughts from you
不如来听听各位的看法 [01:21.72]Maybe they make you sleep too late
也许它让你起晚 [01:22.820]Yes Yes That's good That's great
对对你说的很好 [01:24.608]I bet they're the reason my tail is gone
我打赌它带走了我的尾巴（屹耳的尾巴早些时候丢了） [01:26.488]You're on a roll Go on Go on
不错的出发点，继续说 [01:28.212]They muddy up your tidy house
它弄脏你干净整洁的小窝 [01:30.94]They make you feel as small as a mouse
它让你感觉你渺小如鼠 [01:31.990]They break your crayons
它打碎你的蜡笔 [01:33.910]They wake up babies at one and three
它在凌晨吵醒你的孩子 [01:33.95]They spill your tea
它打翻你的茶（瑞比这里被茶烫了） [01:35.582]They made me catch the cold I caught
我想是他让我感冒了 [01:37.522]They made me lose my train of thought
我想是他让我丢失了思维的小火车 [01:39.412]They swipe your stripes
它扯掉你的条纹 [01:40.258]They clog your pipes
它堵塞你的水管 [01:41.199]They dig up your garden
它毁掉你的菜园 [01:42.123]They won't beg your pardon
它没有礼貌和风度 [01:43.875]They won't relax
它从不停止搞破坏 [01:43.89]They eat your snacks
它吃光你的食物（维尼的蜂蜜早些时候吃光了） [01:44.706]They chip your tooth
它把门牙给你敲掉 [01:45.802]They steal your youth
它偷走你的青春容貌 [01:46.673]And now you know the horrible truth
现在你们知道巴克森都干些什么了 [01:48.614]The Backson The Backson
巴克森，巴克森 [01:50.298]The Backson The Backson
巴克森，巴克森 [01:52.254]Oh no
哦不 [01:54.92]Oh yes
哦太棒了 [01:55.796]Huh
啊 [01:56.592]I know exactly what to do
我正好想到怎么办了 [01:58.378]We'll find things Backson are partial to
我们找来那些巴克森喜欢的东西 [02:00.961]Like books
比如书本 [02:01.677]And dishes
餐盘 [02:02.155]And socks
袜子 [02:02.563]And toys
和玩具 [02:02.987]Yes Everything that a Backson destroys
对，各种巴克森喜欢的东西 [02:05.340]Then we'll dig an enormous pit
然后我们挖一个大洞 [02:07.341]And he'll make the items lead to it
用那些物品引向洞口 [02:09.491]He'll fall in and we'll get our friend
巴克森中计掉入洞中，克里斯托弗罗宾得以获救 [02:11.571]And the horrible nightmare can come to an end
这场闹剧方能告终 [02:13.584]The Backson
巴克森，巴克森 [02:14.324]The Backson
巴克森，巴克森 [02:15.292]The Backson
巴克森，巴克森 [02:16.86]The Backson
巴克森，巴克森 [02:17.212]Go home and search your closets
回家后四处找找 [02:18.925]Bring everything that you can
把你们能带的都带上 [02:20.781]The Backson The Backson
巴克森，巴克森 [02:22.677]We're gonna catch the Backson
我们要抓住巴克森 [02:24.601]We'll save Christopher Robin
我们要救出克里斯托弗罗宾 [02:26.273]By following Rabbit's plan
就按照瑞比的方案做 [02:28.241]The Backson The Backson
巴克森，巴克森 [02:30.53]We'll save Christopher Robin
我们要救出克里斯托弗罗宾 [02:31.993]We must be brave and have no fear
我们攻无不取，我们勇无不克 [02:33.803]So to the death we'll persevere
虽九死其犹未悔 [02:35.650]We'll search by the sun and the light of the moon
我们的搜寻将披星戴月 [02:37.546]And if everything goes well
如果一切顺利的话 [02:40.18]We'll be back soon
我们将很快回来 [02:43.128]Back soon
很快 [02:44.104]Back soon
很快回来 [02:46.268]Sounds like Backson
听起来像backson（back soon与backson发音相近） [02:47.357]Back soon
很快回来 [02:50.173]Oh well Good luck everyone
好吧祝各位好运（猫头鹰一开始就把back soon看错成backson）