The Internet is for Porn（翻自 "Avenue Q"）-胥子含YAYA

[00:00.000] 作词 : 无 [00:00.089] 作曲 : 无 [00:00.179]From "Avenue Q" [00:00.431]演唱：胥子含YAYA [00:00.682] [00:00.929]Finally! I gotta teach a whole lesson all by myself! [00:04.600]And I'm gonna teach something relevant, something modern [00:09.347]the internet! [00:10.597]The internet is really really great. [00:14.345]For porn! [00:15.846]I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait. [00:19.600]For porn! [00:21.100]There's always some new site. [00:22.846]For porn! [00:23.595]I browse all day and night. [00:25.597]For porn! [00:26.347]It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light. [00:30.095]For porn! [00:31.346]Trekkie! [00:31.597]The internet is for porn! [00:34.095]The internet is for porn! [00:36.850]Why do you think the net was born? [00:39.513]Porn! Porn! Porn! [00:42.263]Trekkie! What are you doing? [00:44.016]Hello, Kate Monster. [00:45.515]You are ruining my song. [00:47.263]Oh, me sorry. Me no mean to. [00:49.518]Well, if you wouldn't mind, please [00:51.515]being quiet for a minute so I can finish? [00:54.016]Okey-dokey. [00:54.515]Good. [00:55.513]I'm glad we have this new technology. [00:59.266]For porn. Oop! [01:00.514]Which gives us untold opportunity. [01:04.264]For porn! Ooops, sorry! [01:05.514]Right from your own desktop... [01:07.518]For p----. [01:08.268]You can research, browse and shop... [01:11.017]Until you've had enough and you're ready to stop! [01:14.516]For porn! [01:15.693]Trekkie! [01:16.190]The internet is for porn! [01:18.693]The internet is for porn! [01:21.377]Me up all night honking me horn [01:23.621]to porn, porn, porn! [01:26.622]That's gross! You're a pervert! [01:29.624]Ahh, sticks and stones, Kate Monster. [01:32.372]No, really, you're a pervert! [01:34.375]Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet! [01:39.797]Ohhhhh? [01:40.793]What? [01:41.798]You have no idea! [01:44.798]Ready, normal people? [01:46.043]Ready! [01:46.545]Ready! [01:46.798]Ready! [01:47.293]Let me hear it! [01:48.543]The internet is for porn. [01:50.548]Sorry, Kate! [01:51.294]The internet is for porn. [01:53.047]I masturbate! [01:53.793]All these guys unzip their flies for... [01:56.544]Porn! Porn! Porn! [01:58.968]Porn~ Porn~ [02:01.215]Hold on a second! [02:02.215]What? [02:03.215]Now, I happen to know for a fact that you, Rod, [02:06.216]Check your portfolio and trade stocks online. [02:08.966]That's correct. [02:09.965]And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com! [02:14.466]Sure. [02:14.965]And Gary, you keep selling your possessions on eBay! [02:18.468]Yes, I do! [02:20.469]And you Hopkins, you sent me that sweet online birthday card. [02:25.216]True. [02:26.219]But Kate... what you think he do after, hmmm? [02:31.715]Yeah. [02:32.216]Ewww! [02:33.391]The internet is for porn. [02:35.639]The internet is for porn. [02:38.639]Grab your dick and double click [02:40.890]For porn! Porn! Porn! [02:43.639]Poooorn! [02:45.887]Poooorn! [02:48.636]The internet is for, [02:49.641]Internet is for, [02:50.888]Internet is for porn! [02:52.890]I hate the internet!