Egg Man-Beastie Boys

[00:00.000] 作词 : Beastie Boys ... [00:00.666]Egg Man （Live） -Beastie Boys [00:01.593]Written by ：Matt Dike/Mike Simpson/John King/Adam Horovitz/Adam Yauch/Michael Diamond [00:16.925]I looked out the window and seen his bald head [00:18.767]I ran to the fridge and pulled out an egg [00:20.798]Scoped him with my scopes he had no hair [00:22.797]Launched that shot and he was caught out there [00:24.964]Saw the convertible driving by [00:26.789]Loaded up the slingshot and let one fly [00:28.901]He went for his to find he didn't have one [00:30.948]Put him in check correct with my egg gun [00:33.317]The egg a symbol of life [00:35.108]Go inside your house and bust out your wife [00:37.68]Pulled out the Jammy he thought it was a joke [00:39.202]The trigger I pulled his face the yoke [00:41.330]Reached in his pocket took all his cash [00:43.282]Left my man standing with an egg moustache [00:45.362]Suckers they come a dime a dozen [00:47.506]And when I say dozen you know what I'm talking about boyee [00:51.595]Yeh that's right I'm the egg man [00:54.605]Driving around king of the town [00:59.05]Always got my windows rolled down [01:02.429]You know I'm the egg man [01:04.580]Once upon a time [01:06.36]Humpty dumpty was a big fat egg [01:08.132]He was playing the wall and then he broke his leg [01:10.236]Tossed it out the window three minutes hot [01:11.968]Hit the rastaman he said bloodclot [01:14.176]Which came first the chicken or the egg [01:16.191]I egged the chicken then I ate his leg [01:18.320]Riding the trains in between cars [01:20.336]When I pull out the station you're gonna get yours [01:22.576]Drive by eggings plaguing la [01:24.368]Yo they just got my little cousin ese [01:26.465]Sometimes hard boiled sometimes runny [01:28.511]It comes from a chicken not a bunny dummy [01:30.936]People laugh it's no joke [01:31.912]My name's yauch and I'm throwing the yoke [01:34.521]Now they got me in a cell but I don't care [01:36.761]It was then that I caught catching people out there [01:38.617]Up on the roof in my car [01:42.371]Up all night I'm pulling through signs like dolomite [01:47.128]The mack I'm the egg man [01:50.200]Taxi driver I'm the egg man [01:55.334]We all dressed in black we snuck up around the back [01:59.271]We began to attack the eggs did crack on haze's back [02:03.628]Sam I am down with the program [02:05.612]Green eggs and ham yosemite sam [02:07.596]Come halloween you know I come strapped [02:09.612]I throw it at a sucker k pap [02:11.613]You made the mistake you judge a man by his race [02:13.868]You go through life with egg on your face [02:15.661]You woke up in the morning with a peculiar feeling [02:17.756]You looked up and saw egg dripping from the ceiling [02:19.894]Families puck rocks the businessman [02:21.685]I'll dog anybody with an egg in my hand [02:23.860]Not like the crack that you put in a pipe [02:25.830]But crack on your forehead here's a towel now wipe