Every Sperm Is Sacred-Monty Python

[00:02.11]There are Jews in the world. [00:05.93]There are Buddhists. [00:08.01]There are Hindus and Mormons, and then [00:12.61]There are those that follow Mohammed, but [00:16.59]I've never been one of them. [00:24.00]I'm a Roman Catholic, [00:26.68]And have been since before I was born, [00:30.20]And the one thing they say about Catholics is: [00:34.26]They'll take you as soon as you're warm. [00:38.00]You don't have to be a six-footer. [00:40.97]You don't have to have a great brain. [00:44.55]You don't have to have any clothes on. You're [00:48.58]A Catholic the moment Dad came, [00:53.33]Because [00:55.85]Every sperm is sacred. [01:00.80]Every sperm is great. [01:05.26]If a sperm is wasted, [01:09.61]God gets quite irate. [01:14.78]Every sperm is sacred. [01:18.23]Every sperm is great. [01:22.70]If a sperm is wasted, [01:27.09]God gets quite irate. [01:32.67]Let the heathen spill theirs [01:35.79]On the dusty ground. [01:40.18]God shall make them pay for [01:44.65]Each sperm that can't be found. [01:49.04]Every sperm is wanted. [01:53.17]Every sperm is good. [01:57.39]Every sperm is needed [02:01.70]In your neighborhood. [02:06.38]Hindu, Taoist, Mormon, [02:09.82]Spill theirs just anywhere, [02:13.88]But God loves those who treat their [02:18.18]Semen with more care. [02:22.44]Every sperm is sacred. [02:26.09]Every sperm is great. [02:29.90]If a sperm is wasted, [02:33.63]God get quite irate. [02:37.98]Every sperm is sacred. [02:41.55]Every sperm is good. [02:45.12]Every sperm is needed... [02:49.34]...In your neighbourhood! [02:53.27]Every sperm is useful. [02:57.00]Every sperm is fine. [03:00.86]God needs everybody's. [03:04.77]Mine! [03:05.25]And mine! [03:06.03]And mine! [03:38.52]Let the Pagan spill theirs [03:42.10]O'er mountain, hill, and plain. [03:45.95]God shall strike them down for [03:49.76]Each sperm that's spilt in vain. [03:53.73]Every sperm is sacred. [03:57.38]Every sperm is good. [04:01.21]Every sperm is needed [04:05.07]In your neighborhood. [04:08.72]Every sperm is sacred. [04:12.41]Every sperm is great. [04:16.14]If a sperm is wasted, [04:20.03]God gets quite iraaaaaate!