I Like Chinese-Monty Python

[00:00.10]I Like Chinese （Monty Python Sings） - Monty Python [00:00.20]Written by：Terry Jones [00:00.439]The world today seems absolutely crackers [00:05.223]With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high [00:10.451]There's fools and idiots sitting on the trigger [00:15.739]It's depressing and it's senseless and that's why [00:22.117]I like Chinese [00:26.125]I like Chinese [00:29.854]They only come up to you knees [00:33.444]Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please [00:37.811]I like Chinese [00:41.251]I like Chinese [00:45.294]There's nine hundred million of them in the world today [00:49.461]You'd better learn to like them that's what I say [00:53.573]I like Chinese [00:57.597]I like Chinese [01:01.317]They come from a long way overseas [01:05.29]But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're ready to please [01:09.452]I like Chinese food [01:13.116]The waiters never are rude [01:17.241]Think of the many things they've done to impress [01:21.18]There's Maoism Taoism eging and chess [01:25.77]I like Chinese [01:29.244]I like Chinese [01:32.880]I like their tiny little trees [01:36.854]Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze [01:40.743]I like chinese thought [01:44.678]The wisdom that confusions taught [01:48.590]If Darwin is anything to shout about [01:52.526]The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt [01:56.189]So I like Chinese [02:00.565]I like Chinese [02:04.373]They only come up to you knees [02:07.988]Yet they're wise and they're witty and they're ready to please [02:11.605]All together [02:12.454]Wo ai zhong guo ren [02:16.302]Wo ai zhong guo ren [02:20.247]Wo ai zhong guo ren [02:23.918]Ni hao ma ni hao ma ni hao ma zai jian [02:28.145]I like Chinese [02:32.67]I like Chinese [02:35.793]They're food is guaranteed to please [02:39.616]A fourteen a seven a nine and li chese [02:43.907]I like Chinese [02:47.817]I like Chinese [02:51.489]I like their tiny little trees [02:55.321]Their Zen their ping pong their yin and yang eze [02:59.712]I like Chinese [03:03.553]I like Chinese