The Time We Faced Doom (Skit)-MF DOOM

[00:00.000] 作词 : MF DOOM [00:03.852]When this reporter babe get here
Phade:那个女记者到这里的时候 [00:05.350]She gon' be on our tip, man
她会想要一些内部消息 [00:06.875]You know she gon' wanna write about me and my man here
你懂的 她采访过我和我的兄弟 [00:09.625]All kind of long articles and stuff
写些关于我们的报道 [00:10.626](Flash message top secret ultra)
(这可是绝密) [00:12.876]Yeah, and when she does, and she puts his picture in the paper
Z-Roc:呸 她采访完 她就会把杜姆的照片发布在报纸上 [00:15.622]That's gonna be the end, secret exposed
秘密就被公之于众 [00:18.124]His face, for everyone to see man (ears only)
每个人都会看见杜姆的脸 [00:19.375]That's the wack, you know
人们会嘲笑他是个怪胎 [00:21.273]Yo, man, what the f*ck you talkin' 'bout, man?
Phade:你tmd在放什么屁啊? [00:23.016]That's gon' get my man big fame, man
这会让杜姆收货巨大的名气 [00:25.017](Arrange temporary transfer this agency) Cash money too
还有大把的钞票 [00:26.519]Yo, but what about money? Yeah
DOOM(Zoro):我现在正缺钱 [00:27.767]If I do this interview (Metal Face DOOM)
如果我同意接受采访 [00:29.264]Will, you know, will I get paid for it? (Your concurrence in the above is assumed)
那么 你懂的 我能拿到钱吗? [00:31.939]Hell yeah, man You gon' get G's
Phade:woc 当然啊 你能拿到一大笔钱 [00:33.690]Yo, where do you get your information from?
Z-Roc:你从哪打听到的消息? [00:36.190]"You're gonna get paid,"
别做梦了 [00:36.930]You don't get paid for an interview and shit (notify MF, KMD, GYP)
接受采访没有一分钱 [00:38.689]You don't get paid for that (CM effective immediately)
他们一毛不拔 [00:39.689]Yeah, he'll come out in it, but he's not gonna get money
可能杜姆会因此出名 但他绝对拿不到钱 [00:41.439]Yeah, but that's true, what he said, man
DOOM(Zoro):额 我想他说的是对的 [00:43.693]I don't, I don't want my pictures in the papers, man
况且我也不想我的照片登上报纸 [00:45.820]Look, man, I know how the publicity machine works (top secret ultra end of message)
Phade:听着 哥们 我了解宣传的程序 [00:47.324]You're gonna get cash money for this
你会从中得到分红的 [00:48.824]You might not get the money, like, right now
可能现在暂时没有 [00:52.574]But you gon' have money like Barry White, man
但名气能让你像巴利怀特般暴富 [00:55.065]You can do all kind of crazy shit you wanna do
你就可以为所欲为 [00:58.490]When you get this publicity, man
在你被大众熟知后 [00:59.494]
[01:01.246]Um
采样Wild Style(1983) [01:03.245]Huh
采样Fantastic Four(1967) [01:03.746]
[01:05.994]Now, who will be the first to tell me of a past adventure?
Reporter:谁是今天第一个接受采访的幸运儿呢? [01:06.995]
[01:10.997](I ain't sayin' nothing)
沉默(女记者的声音 同伴的变性是一种嘲讽) [01:11.488]
[01:13.247]Why don't you tell him about the time we faced Doom?
Phade:我们聊聊第一次见杜姆的情景吧 [01:14.246]
[01:15.387]Alright
Z-Roc:好啊 [01:16.890]Well as I remember, Doom had threatened the world leaders
我记得杜姆曾差点统治世界 [01:20.138]With destruction of every major city on earth
他摧毁了地球上的主要城市 [01:20.641]
[01:28.140]Headquarters
哪位(因为同伴把杜姆当作沽名钓誉的工具) [01:28.641] [01:29.386]Good evening
DOOM:晚上好啊(杜姆和两人闹掰并黑化) [01:29.891]
[01:30.634]Would you believe it? It's Doom on the phone
Z-Roc:什么?杜姆居然打电话过来了 [01:34.477]What's on your evil mind
Phade:你脑袋是不是有毛病啊 [01:34.984]
[01:35.737]Hold your insulting tongue and mark my words well
DOOM:闭上你的臭嘴 好好记住我的话 [01:39.474]I have plotted my revenge on you, now I shall have it
我决定要狠狠报复你们这些不要脸的 [01:44.216]Bid farewell to your friends
指定没你们好果汁吃 [01:44.724]
[01:46.473]Doom hates us all
Phade:杜姆记恨我们所有人 [01:48.222]But in his warped mind, he has a personal score to settle with me
他会把我们的骨灰都给扬了 [02:00.726] [02:01.966]Operation Doomsday
末日行动(与二战英军对德国的报复空袭同名)