Hey!-MF DOOM

[00:05.144]Good evening, ladies and gentlemen [00:06.633](Hey!) [00:09.145]I’d like to thank you all for joining us this evening [00:13.394]Let me know if y’all with me y’all [00:14.894](Hey!) [00:19.644]Just a couple of things I’d like to say.. [00:20.645] [00:24.953]I only play the games that I win at [00:26.953]And stay the same with more rhymes than there’s ways to skin cats [00:31.452]As a matter of fact, let me rephrase: [00:32.946]With more rhymes and more ways to fillet felines these days [00:35.954]Watch the path of the black one: [00:37.700]Supervillian. He wrecks clubs for delf [00:39.956]In a drunken stupor chillin [00:41.449]Ready and willin to inadvertantly foil that [00:43.953]Plan of any rhymer, whiner or spoiled brat [00:47.198]Who got more snottier flows than snotty nose? [00:49.691]And holds mics like he knows karate body blows? [00:52.455]Nobody knows [00:53.701]The trouble I see [00:54.959]From the MPV fly dirty tailin the eye bubble eye thirty [00:58.445]For the record this is some shit I just thought of y’all [01:00.703]Science fiction that’s not admissable in no court of law [01:04.694]I live to rock mics 3-D [01:06.203]The only reason I seek to stop: to snuff the TV [01:09.458]I heard beats, they sound like karaoke [01:11.953]With monkey rhymers on a leash like don’t have this fairy choke me [01:14.954]Hit ’em with a penny so we can get these peanuts [01:17.955]And I thought we was nuts, I used to get free cuts [01:20.703]They locks Lex Luthor up in green haven [01:23.202]Since when a nigga never really been to clean shaven [01:26.203]Misbehavin rap stars need Listamint [01:28.450]Call me Mista Bent [01:30.202]I’m at where your sister went [01:31.950]Intelligent, used to write and be well spoke [01:34.893]Now all a nigga wanna do is fight and sell (HEY!), tell a joke [01:39.129]This could lead to catastrophe [01:40.380]Bout to stop the violence [01:42.127]Right after these last three shots from the black bat got me at headlock [01:45.629]Holdin on to sanity, by strands of that dreadlock [01:48.879]She told me get off I said: [01:50.629]“Bitch!! [01:51.629]Let me set this shit off so I could get rich right quick” [01:54.380]Then it hit me like the point of intoxication [01:57.129]Nigga come out and rock this nation like ox defacin’ [01:59.877]A lot of niggas out is rusty like oxidation [02:02.627]In the world’s most strangest most dangerous occupation [02:04.629]But you could do it, you the Super like in your building [02:07.870]Villian like trife Kinder is in All My Children [02:11.129]Plottin [02:12.129]And it sure to pay ends [02:13.627]With some real mature womens, and more of they friends [02:18.130]And when bad men roll tight, it’s actual true [02:20.125]Like a pack of Big Bambú, with natural glue [02:22.379]Who grip necks of Becks next to triple X? [02:24.879]He just came in 4D: Follow the ripple effects! [02:27.875]And it’ll lead you right to him [02:29.879]Oh snap! [02:30.879]It seems you walked into a trap, through rap [02:33.130]Zoinks! [02:34.374]This place is filled with pretender willies [02:36.129]One false move, and get broke off! like end of Phillies [02:39.127]True believers [02:40.828]Ain’t nothin new to a [02:41.582]Crook with special powers like how to tell the future uh-uh- [02:45.333]Rhyme of the month two page long [02:47.326]Bustin off two gages with my cape on wrong [02:50.073]Son it’s on remind me of a Raekwon tape song [02:52.831]With a fleet of super bad… Status: Rae Dawn Chong [02:56.084]Let me know if y’alls with me y’all! [02:58.577]National and geographic down to the titty-bar [03:05.080]Rep Monster Island City yall! [03:06.839]To all my brothers who is doin’ unsettling bids [03:09.828]You could have got away with it if it was not for them [03:11.834]Meddling kids! [03:30.334](OVERR HEERRE!)