The Humpty Dance-Digital Underground

[00:00.821]The Humpty Dance （LP Version）-Digital Underground [00:11.36]All right stop whatcha doin''cause I'm about to ruin [00:13.656]The image and the style that ya used to [00:15.526]I look funny but yo I'm makin'money see [00:18.406]So yo world I hope you're ready for me [00:20.266]Now gather round I'm the new fool in town [00:22.766]And my sound's laid down by the Underground [00:25.111]I drink up all the Hennessey ya got on ya shelf [00:27.421]So just let me introduce myself [00:29.541]My name is Humpty pronounced with a Umpty [00:32.411]Yo ladies oh how I like to hump thee [00:35.700]And all the rappers in the top ten [00:36.951]Please allow me to bump thee [00:38.831]I'm steppin'tall y'all and just like Humpty Dumpty [00:41.571]You're gonna fall when the stereos pump me [00:43.881]I like to rhyme I like my beats funky [00:46.71]I'm spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy [00:48.251]I'm sick wit dis straight gangsta mack [00:51.501]But sometimes I get ridiculous [00:53.121]I'll eat up all your crackers and your licorice [00:55.121]Hey yo fat girl c'mere are ya ticklish [00:57.861]Yeah I called ya fat look at me I'm skinny [01:00.541]It never stopped me from gettin'busy [01:02.101]I'm a freak I like the girls with the boom [01:04.541]I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom [01:07.121]I'm crazy allow me to amaze thee [01:09.631]They say I'm ugly but it just don't faze me [01:11.691]I'm still gettin'in the girls'pants [01:13.821]And I even got my own dance [01:15.931]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [01:19.811]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [01:25.481]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [01:30.911]Do ya know what I'm doin'doin'the Humpty Hump [01:35.601]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [01:38.841]People say Humpty you're really funny lookin' [01:41.841]That's all right 'cause I get things cookin' [01:44.91]Ya stare ya glare ya constantly try to compare me [01:47.91]But ya can't get near me [01:48.831]I give 'em more see and on the floor B [01:51.321]All the girls they adore me [01:52.821]Oh yes ladies I'm really bein'sincere [01:55.321]'Cause in a 69my humpty nose will tickle ya rear [01:57.301]My nose is big uh-uh I'm not ashamed [02:00.291]Big like a pickle I'm still gettin'paid [02:02.361]I get laid by the ladies ya know I'm in charge [02:04.721]Both how I'm livin'and my nose is large [02:06.911]I get stoopid I shoot an arrow like Cupid [02:09.401]I use a word that don't mean nothin'like looptid [02:11.271]I sang on do whutcha like and if ya missed it [02:14.271]I'm the one who said just grab 'em in the biscuits [02:16.771]Also told ya that I like to bite [02:18.581]Well yeah I guess it's obvious I also like to write [02:21.191]All ya had to do was give Humpty a chance [02:23.491]And now I'm gonna do my dance [02:25.111]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [02:29.291]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [02:34.471]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [02:39.961]Do ya know what I'm doin'doin'the Humpty Hump [02:45.511]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [02:50.321]Oh yeah that's the break y'all [02:52.61]Let me hear a little bit of that bass groove right here [02:58.391]Oh yeah Now that I told ya a little bit about myself [03:02.31]Let me tell ya a little bit about this dance [03:04.211]It's real easy to do check it out [03:07.151]First I limp to the side like my leg was broken [03:09.771]Shakin'and twitchin'kinda like I was smokin' [03:12.641]Crazy wack funky [03:14.411]People say ya look like M C Hammer on crack Humpty [03:17.151]That's all right 'cause my body's in motion [03:19.221]It's supposed to look like a fit or a convulsion [03:21.531]Anyone can play this game [03:23.391]This is my dance y'all Humpty Hump's my name [03:25.831]No two people will do it the same [03:28.141]Ya got it down when ya appear to be in pain [03:30.821]Humpin'funkin'jumpin'jig around shakin'ya rump [03:35.11]And when the dude a chump pump points a finger like a stump [03:37.871]Tell him step off I'm doin'the Hump [03:39.331]The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump [03:45.431]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [03:50.111]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [03:54.641]Do ya know what I'm doin'doin'the Humpty Hump [03:59.571]Do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:03.191]Black people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:07.251]White people do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:12.241]Puerto Ricans do the Humpty Hump just keep on doin'the hump [04:17.231]Samoans do the Humpty Hump do the Humpty Hump [04:24.991]Let's get stoopid [04:27.561]Do the Humpty Hump come on and do the Humpty Hump [04:31.871]Do the Humpty Hump just watch me do the Humpty Hump [04:37.880]Doin'the Humpty Hump [04:41.120]Doin'the Humpty Hump [04:45.820]Oh yeah come on and break it down [04:53.421]Once again the Underground is in the house [04:56.731]I'd like to send a shout out to the whole world [04:59.531]Keep on doin'the Humpty Dance and to the ladies [05:03.211]Peace and humptiness forever