Breakfast In Bed-Deep Purple

[00:00.00]Parents Just Dont Understand [00:05.41]Dj Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince [00:07.70] [00:09.20]愿msh天天愉快！ [00:10.47] [00:10.92]You know parents are the same [00:12.27]No matter time nor place [00:13.60]They don't understand that us kids [00:14.89]Are going to make some mistakes [00:16.45]So to you other kids all across the land [00:19.27]There's no need to argue [00:20.74]Parents just don't understand [00:32.87]I remember one year [00:33.92]My mom took me school shopping [00:35.57]It was me, my brother, my mom, oh, my pop, and my little sister [00:39.50]All hopped in the car [00:41.06]We headed downtown to the Gallery Mall [00:43.70]My mom started bugging with the clothes she chose [00:46.28]I didn't say nothing at first [00:47.90]I just turned up my nose [00:49.29]She said, "What's wrong? This shirt cost $20" [00:51.81]I said, "Mom, this shirt is plaid with a butterfly collar!" [00:54.71]The next half hour was the same old thing [00:57.16]My mother buying me clothes from 1963 [01:00.01]And then she lost her mind and did the ultimate [01:02.83]I asked her for Adidas and she bought me Zips! [01:05.29]I said, "Mom, what are you doing, you're ruining my rep" [01:07.99]She said, "You're only sixteen, you don't have a rep yet" [01:10.66]I said, "Mom, let's put these clothes back, please" [01:12.78]She said "no, you go to school to learn not for a fashion show" [01:16.09]I said, "This isn't Sha Na Na, come on Mom, I'm not Bowzer [01:18.90]Mom, please put back the bell-bottom Brady Bunch trousers [01:21.66]But if you don't want to I can live with that but [01:24.40]You gotta put back the double-knit reversible slacks" [01:27.28]She wasn't moved - everything stayed the same [01:29.97]Inevitably the first day of school came [01:32.57]I thought I could get over, I tried to play sick [01:35.45]But my mom said, "No, no way, uh-uh, forget it" [01:38.20]There was nothing I could do, I tried to relax [01:40.68]I got dressed up in those ancient artifacts [01:43.43]And when I walked into school, it was just as I thought [01:46.16]The kids were cracking up laughing at the clothes Mom bought [01:48.90]And those who weren't laughing still had a ball [01:51.62]Because they were pointing and whispering [01:53.12]As I walked down the hall [01:54.46]I got home and told my Mom how my day went [01:56.55]She said, "If they were laughing you don't need them, [01:58.53]"Cause they're not good friends" [01:59.85]For the next six hours I tried to explain to my Mom [02:02.14]That I was gonna have to go through this about 200 more times [02:05.09]So to you other kids all across the land [02:07.65]There's no need to argue [02:09.44]Parents just don't understand [02:22.31]Oh-kay, here's the situation [02:24.41]My parents went away on a week's vacation and [02:27.22]They left the keys to the brand new Porsche [02:29.74]Would they mind? [02:30.82]Umm, well, of course not [02:32.65]I'll just take it for a little spin [02:34.28]And maybe show it off to a couple of friends [02:38.31]I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood [02:41.12]Well, maybe I shouldn't [02:42.20]Yeah, of course I should [02:44.02]Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot [02:46.01]I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block [02:48.60]That's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking [02:51.60]I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking [02:54.39]You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions [02:57.03]I honked my horn just to get her attention [02:59.72]She said, "Was that for me?" [03:01.00]I said, "Yeah" [03:01.91]She said, "Why?" [03:02.60]I said, "Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy" [03:05.21]She said, "How do I know you're not sick? [03:07.56]You could be some deranged lunatic" [03:10.46]I said, "C'mon toots - my name is the Prince = [03:13.14]Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?" [03:16.22]She agreed and we were on our way [03:18.64]She was looking very good and so was I, I must say - word [03:21.58]We hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive [03:24.15]We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes [03:27.09]She kicked her shoes off onto the floor [03:29.76]She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on" [03:32.17]She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas [03:34.95]We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast [03:37.85]The sun roof was open , the music was high [03:40.55]And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh [03:43.31]She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far [03:45.86]I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car [03:48.79]We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche [03:51.51]And to make this long story short - short [03:54.21]When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell [03:56.77]I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer" [03:59.71]I almost had a heart attack that day [04:02.05]Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway [04:05.03]I was arrested, the car was impounded [04:08.05]There was no way for me to avoid being grounded [04:10.60]My parents had to come off from vacation to get me [04:13.23]I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me [04:15.98]My parents walked in [04:17.30]I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?" [04:21.92]They didn't speak [04:22.76]I said, "I want to plead my case" [04:23.97]But my father just shoved me in the car by my face [04:26.58]That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived [04:29.23]They took turns - [04:30.21]One would beat me while the other one was driving [04:32.18]I can't believe it, I just made a mistake [04:34.86]Well parents are the same no matter time nor place [04:37.36]So to you other kids all across the land [04:40.23]Take it from me [04:41.78]Parents just don't understand