If I Had-Eminem

[00:00.000] 作词 : Bass, Bass, Mathers [00:01.000] 作曲 : Mark Bass/Jeff Bass/Eminem [00:02.874]"Life," by Marshall Mathers [00:06.323]What is life? [00:07.773]Life is like a big obstacle in front of your optical to slow you down [00:11.890]And every time you think you've gotten past it [00:13.690]It's gonna come back around to tackle you to the damn ground [00:17.308]What are friends? [00:18.645]Friends are people that you think are your friends [00:21.173]But they really your enemies with secret identities [00:23.473]And disguises to hide they true colors [00:25.907]So just when you think you close enough to be brothers [00:28.256]They wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin' [00:31.869]What is money? [00:33.276]Money is what makes a man act funny [00:35.718]Money is the root of all evil [00:37.836]Money'll make them same friends come back around [00:40.151]Swearin' that they was always down [00:42.318]What is life? I'm tired of life [00:45.502]I'm tired of backstabbin'-ass snakes with friendly grins [00:48.685]I'm tired of committin' so many sins [00:50.918]Tired of always givin' in when this bottle of Henny wins [00:54.001]Tired of never havin' any ends [00:56.301]Tired of havin' skinny friends, hooked on crack and Mini Thins [00:59.771]I'm tired of this DJ playin' your shit when he spins [01:02.951]Tired of not havin' a deal [01:04.850]Tired of havin' to deal with the bullshit without grabbin' the steel [01:08.501]Tired of drownin' in my sorrow [01:10.501]Tired of havin' to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo [01:14.331]I'm tired of mother****ers sprayin' shit and dartin' off [01:17.516]I'm tired of jobs startin' off [01:18.967]At $5.50 an hour, then this boss wonders why I'm smartin' off [01:22.567]I'm tired of bein' fired every time I fart and cough [01:25.566]Tired of havin' to work as a gas station clerk [01:28.183]For this jerk, breathin' down my neck, drivin' me berserk [01:30.900]I'm tired of usin' plastic silverware [01:33.284]Tired of workin' at Builder's ****** [01:34.971]Tired of not bein' a millionaire [01:37.400]But if I had a million dollars [01:39.016]I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics [01:42.584]If I had a magic wand [01:44.650]I'd make the world suck my d**k without a condom on [01:47.450]While I'm on the john [01:48.834]If I had a million bucks, it wouldn't be enough [01:51.566]Because I'd still be out robbin' armored trucks [01:54.266]If I had one wish, I would ask [01:56.816]For a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss [01:59.917]I'm tired of bein' white trash, broke and always poor [02:02.450]Tired of takin' pop bottles back to the party store [02:05.616]I'm tired of not havin' a phone [02:07.233]Tired of not havin' a home to have one in if I did have one on [02:11.199]Tired of not drivin' a BM [02:13.266]Tired of not workin' at GM, tired of wantin' to be him [02:16.915]Tired of not sleepin' without a Tylenol PM [02:19.699]Tired of not performin' in a packed coliseum [02:22.498]Tired of not bein' on tour [02:24.382]Tired of ****ing the same blonde whore [02:26.334]After work, in the back of a Contour [02:28.449]I'm tired of fakin' knots with a stack of ones [02:31.032]Havin' a lack of funds and resortin' back to guns [02:33.949]Tired of bein' stared at [02:35.699]Tired of wearin' the same damn Nike Air hat [02:38.834]Tired of steppin' in clubs, wearin' the same pair of Lugz [02:41.715]Tired of people sayin' they're tired of hearin' me rap about drugs [02:45.348]Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin' half the skill as me [02:48.333]Sayin' they wasn't feelin' me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me" [02:51.349]And I'm tired of radio stations tellin' fibs [02:54.014]Tired of JLB sayin', "Where hip-hop lives" [02:56.982]But if I had a million dollars [02:58.798]I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics [03:02.647]If I had a magic wand [03:04.582]I'd make the world suck my d**k without a condom on [03:07.348]While I'm on the john [03:08.582]If I had a million bucks, it wouldn't be enough [03:11.465]Because I'd still be out robbin' armored trucks [03:14.115]If I had one wish, I would ask [03:16.681]For a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss [03:19.865]You know what I'm sayin'? [03:21.848]I'm tired of all of this bullshit, tellin' me to be positive [03:26.448]How am I 'posed to be positive when I don't see shit positive? [03:30.014]You know what I'm sayin'? [03:31.397]I rap about shit around me, shit I see [03:34.163]You know what I'm sayin'? [03:35.075]Right now, I'm tired of everything [03:36.714]Tired of all this player-hatin' that's goin' on in my own city [03:39.646]Can't get no airplay, you know what I'm sayin'? [03:42.780]But hey, it's cool though, you know what I'm sayin'? [03:47.431]I'm just fed up, that's my word