The Real Slim Shady-Eminem

[00:00.00] 作词 : Young, Andre Romell [00:01.00] 作曲 : Young, Andre Romell [00:03.38]May I have your attention please [00:06.26]May I have your attention please [00:08.95]Will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:12.51]I repeat will the real Slim Shady please stand up [00:17.14]We're going to have a problem here [00:18.58]Ya'll act like you never seen a white person before [00:20.70]jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy [00:22.64]just burst in the door [00:23.76]started whoopin her ass worse than before [00:25.08]they first get divorced throwing [00:26.21]her over furniture （scream） [00:27.59]It's the return of the [00:28.65]Oh wait no way your kidding [00:29.95]he didn't just say what I think he did did he [00:32.52]And Dr Dre said [00:33.78]Nothing you idiots Dr Dre's dead [00:36.17]he's locked in my basement （haha） [00:37.79]Feminist women love Eminem [00:38.61]Chicka chicka chicka Slim Shady I'm sick of him [00:40.67]look at him walking around grabbing his you know what [00:43.52]limpin' to you know who yeah but hes so cute though [00:46.21]Yea I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose [00:48.52]but no worse than what's going on in your parent's bedrooms [00:50.52]Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose [00:53.15]but can't but its cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose [00:55.41]my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips [00:57.72]and if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss [00:59.90]and that's the message that we deliver to little kids [01:02.10]and expect them not to know what a women's clitoris is [01:04.41]Of course they gonna know what intercourse is [01:06.35]by the time they hit 4th grade [01:07.54]they got the discovery channel don't they [01:08.85]We ain't nothing but mammals well some of us cannibals [01:11.85]who cut other people open like cantaloupes [01:13.78]But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes [01:15.85]then there's no reason that a man [01:17.48]and another man can't elope [01:18.48]But if you feel like I feel I got the antidote [01:20.72]Women wave your panty hoes sing the chorus and it goes [01:22.80]I'm Slim Shady [01:23.91]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:25.04]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:26.92]So won't the real Slim Shady [01:28.42]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:32.05]becuase I'm Slim Shady [01:33.11]Yes I'm the real Shady [01:34.17]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [01:36.42]So won't the real Slim shady [01:37.67]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [01:41.11]Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records [01:43.31]Well I do so **** him and **** you too [01:45.75]You think I give a damm about a Grammy [01:47.69]Half of you critics can't [01:48.63]even stomach me let alone stand me [01:50.50]But Slim what if u win wouldn't it be weird [01:52.56]Why So you guys can just lie to get me here [01:55.13]So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears [01:56.94]**** Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs [01:59.50]So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst [02:01.82]And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first [02:04.21]Little bitch put me on blast on MTV [02:06.02]yeah he's cute but I think he's married to Kim hehe [02:08.53]I should download her audio on mp3 [02:10.77]And show the whole world [02:12.19]how you gave Eminem V D （scream） [02:14.07]I'm sick of you little girl [02:15.26]and boy groups all you do is annoy me [02:16.82]So I've been sent here to destroy you [02:18.13]And theres a million of us just like me [02:20.13]Who cuss like me [02:21.01]Who just don't give a **** like me [02:22.51]Who dress like me [02:23.45]Walk talk and act like me [02:24.76]It just might be the next best thing [02:26.52]But not quite me [02:27.39]I'm Slim Shady [02:28.14]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:29.26]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:30.95]So won't the real Slim Shady [02:32.89]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:36.42]becuase I'm Slim Shady [02:37.48]Yes I'm the real Shady [02:38.61]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [02:40.22]So won't the real Slim shady [02:42.16]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [02:45.41]I'm like a headtrip to listen to [02:47.04]Cause I'm only giving you [02:48.04]things you joke about with your friends [02:49.48]inside your living room [02:50.16]The only difference is I got the balls [02:51.79]to say it in front of ya'll [02:53.04]And I don't gotta be false or sugar coated at all [02:54.92]I just get on the mic and spit it [02:56.98]And whether you like to admit it （rip） [02:58.67]I just **** it better than 90% of you rappers out there [03:01.20]Then you wonder how can kidz eat up [03:03.01]these albums like valiums [03:03.76]Its funny cuz at the rate im going when I'm 30 [03:06.13]Ill be the only person in the nursing home flirty [03:08.20]Pinching nurses asses [03:09.70]when I'm jackin' off with Jergens and I'm jerking [03:11.82]But this whole bag of viagra isn't working [03:13.63]And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin' [03:15.57]He could be workin at Burger King spitten on your onion rings [03:18.14]Or in the parking lot circling [03:19.39]screaming I don't give a **** [03:20.95]With his windows down and system up [03:22.74]So will the real Shady please stand up [03:24.61]and put one of those fingures on each hand up [03:26.87]and to be proud to be outta your mind and outta control [03:29.24]and one more time loud as you can how does it go [03:31.80]Cuz I'm Slim Shady [03:32.68]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:33.74]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:35.87]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:37.24]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:40.67]becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:41.55]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:42.80]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:45.05]So won't the real Slim shady [03:46.42]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:49.84]I'm Slim Shady [03:50.59]Yes I'm the real Shady [03:51.90]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [03:54.22]So won't the real Slim Shady [03:55.35]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [03:59.03]becuase I'm Slim Shady [03:59.97]Yes I'm the real Shady [04:01.09]All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating [04:03.47]So won't the real Slim shady [04:04.53]Please stand up Please stand up Please stand up [04:08.16]The End