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[00:00.000] 作词 : M Mathers/L. Resto/Charles-François Gounod
[00:01.000] 作曲 : M Mathers/L. Resto/Charles-François Gounod
[00:08.782] [Verse 1]
[00:09.599] Before I check the mic (Check, check, one, two)
拿麦开唱之前 [00:10.914] I give it a extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening)
我要再拿消毒湿巾擦一擦 [00:15.018] Coronavirus in effect tonight
冠状病毒今晚正盛 [00:16.804] Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah)
录音室架子上 杀菌剂应有尽有 [00:19.335] I throw on my tux, then I (Yeah) give zero f!cks, then I (Yeah)
晚礼服穿好 爷什么都不在乎 [00:21.662] Act like a jockstrap (Uh), cup my ****, then I (Yeah)
手伸到下面 假装人肉护裆 [00:24.236] Check my ball hair (What?), make sure it's all there (Yeah)
数数蛋蛋毛 看看有没有少 [00:26.701] Then call the pallbearer (Yeah)
再呼叫送葬人 [00:27.976] It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?
杀人时的音乐又一次奏响 干嘛要停? [00:30.237] Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box
杀人一次不嫌多 棺材箱里塞炸药 [00:32.607] You're all hitched to my **** (What?)
快快搭上我的捷豹快车跪舔 [00:34.156] Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot
从当年打卡上下班到那次良机 [00:36.730] Then treated it like a cyclops
我就像独眼的巨人 [00:38.574] Like it's the only one I (Only one eye) got
这机会在我眼中独一无二 [00:40.096] And my thoughts are like nines cocked (Chk-chk)
想法如同子弹一样敏捷 [00:41.982] Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked
下流歌词 变态思维 最脏的韵纷纷上膛 [00:45.731] That's why there's parental advising (Visine) every time I drop (Eye drop)
所以每次我发歌 你都又能(优能)看到脏标【advising 谐音visine 优能滴眼液】 [00:48.810] So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
放起Alfred的主题曲 我就是他的化身 [00:52.456] But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?
你们说我发的全是垃圾 我有什么可生气的呢? [00:56.331] B!tch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
贱人 当年我扔垃圾的袋子还留着装钱呢 [00:59.053] Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out
满嘴脏话我也不打算洗 [01:01.294] The filthiest, so all this talk about I'm washed up, how preposterous
最肮脏的就是我 还说我被涮了 真是可笑 [01:03.573] Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
要说整洁仅次于神性 [01:05.698] It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
我怎么可能仅次于我自己?【我怎么可能心不在焉?】 [01:08.852] And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun
眼里只有Dollar 满眼大写的钱 [01:11.401] Still on top the pile
坐在钱堆上 [01:12.516] Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
屁股下面压了那么零 一不小心打给电信 [01:15.050] Quick to call you out on your bullsh!t
你的屁话可得好好宣传 [01:16.914] Don't make me give that crock a dial
让大家都听听你说了什么 [01:18.763] 'Cause if I do it, see you later, alligator
逼我出手 那就再见了您 [01:20.808] Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one
努力摆脱了拖车 我发誓再也不去迎合别人 [01:23.345] So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
被人黑的次数也就和存款差不多 [01:25.971] So here's some more sh!t for you to complain about, I say the
那我就再写点词 你们好来抱怨 [01:28.271] Bars that never slack (Yeah), but always get attacked (Yeah)
笔下的词从不放松 却总成为人们的靶子 [01:30.696] I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
人们总是追在我后面 我开始感觉 [01:33.146] Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
成为了众矢之的 像是跌进了沥青坑 [01:36.448] 'Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck)
身上满满的都是目标 [01:38.840] But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans
但如果有一天我背叛了粉丝 失去了Stan们 [01:41.206] I'd probably pop five Xans (Yeah)
我就嗑上五片镇定药 [01:42.865] Go in my garage, start my van
走进车库 小车启动 [01:44.815] Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
一氧化碳和尾气吸过瘾 [01:47.791] And doze off like *snores*
再昏昏沉沉睡去 [01:49.345] But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's like a giant getting squashed by ants
但是我想得这些事情要发生 其概率不亚于众蚁碾死象 [01:53.063] If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors
时间的考验只会让我飞黄腾达 [01:56.072] Like I just tossed my crayons (Tossed my crayons)
红红黄黄的蜡笔飞在空中 [01:58.189] Small, medium, and large size cans
瓶瓶罐罐大大小小 [02:00.129] Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
是各种品牌的消毒剂 花了小一千 [02:02.730] Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and
但这点钱远远不够我买消毒湿巾 [02:05.004] If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
每次手摸到裤子 我都要洗一次手 [02:07.996] [02:08.135] [Interlude] [02:08.141] sh!t, hold on, man
靠 等会 [02:10.517] Motherf!ck
又他妈 [02:12.812] Happy birthday to—
祝你生日快...... [02:14.694] f!ck (Shh, quiet)
草 [02:15.856] [02:15.965] [Verse 2] [02:16.090] I sit in silence in candlelit environments
微弱的烛光我静静端坐 [02:18.031] Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent
喝点小酒 杀意渐起 [02:20.381] Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this
开口说唱 眼里就只有谋杀 [02:22.482] But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
但其实我只不过想把韵脚干掉 实现小梦想 [02:25.006] Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this
这愿望确实很幼稚很蠢 但我还是很喜欢 [02:27.634] I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side b!tch
让碧莉再做点噩梦 我就是Diddy的小三 [02:30.475] [02:30.678] [Interlude] [02:30.910] What the f!ck? Hold on, wait
等会 什么玩意? [02:32.241] "I'm Diddy's side b!tch?"
“我就是Diddy的小三?” [02:33.254] Oh, I'm still east side, b!tch
哦 是“我还是东部人” [02:35.131] [02:35.289] [Verse 3] [02:35.514] So 'til the E-N-D, since EPMD
从EMPD直到最终 [02:37.741] Been givin' y'all the business (Yeah), D-R-E and me (Yup)
我和DRE一直持续产出 [02:40.241] From the MMLP to (Huh?) MTBMB (B!tch)
从MMLP到MTBMB [02:42.796] B!tch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (Haha)
都2020年了 但你们还是看不清我 [02:45.146] So call me Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
不如叫我圣诞老人 [02:46.564] 'Cause at the present (Yeah), I out-rap 'em all (Wrap 'em all), I'm at the mall
说到礼物 我一个个包好 我在商场里 现在而言 我说唱无人能及 [02:50.265] Got your b!tch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (Uh)
和你家妞在一个厕所隔间 给她根吸管 [02:52.687] Through a plastic straw (Yeah) with a fractured jaw (Damn)
她都能用骨折的下巴给我吸个篮球看 [02:55.112] My **** is coat check (Ha), she wanna jack it off (Yeah)
我的老二如外套 她想把它脱掉 [02:57.537] I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law
超越了标准太多 我就是法外狂徒 [03:00.447] Mentally, I'm f!cked up generally (General Lee) (Duh)
思想一塌糊涂 [03:02.541] Dukes of Hazzard car (Yeah), get the cadaver dogs
开着《正义先锋》的李将军车 带上寻尸狗 [03:05.070] 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked
我准备开宰 你们准备被杀 [03:07.530] This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (Brr)
我的音乐大杀四方 brr brr [03:09.971] This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"
小姑娘给我打电话 说“叽叽 喳喳” [03:12.447] I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"
我说“预备 你的裙子起 起” [03:15.055] Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
早起的鸟儿有虫子吃 早吃虫虫早死去 [03:17.447] What the f!ck is love? That's a dirty word
神他妈说“爱”?这词也太脏了 [03:19.880] Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth
无论在这地球上还是其他星球 没有任何一个女孩 [03:22.371] Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
能骗我陷入其中 面对痛苦的世界 [03:24.856] And I won't buy her designer, 'cause I don't pander (Panda)
不买什么设计师品牌 我不会去讨好 [03:27.396] But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (Damn)
带回来的钱太多 腰酸背疼得找人按按 [03:29.806] And this the final chapter (Why?), 'cause I'm either frying after (Oh)
这首歌就是终章 接下来我不是要被电死 [03:32.296] Or they gon' give me the needle (What?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ)
就是要像黑胶唱机一样被人磨针霍霍 [03:34.829] Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark
奇怪想法比贺曼贺卡花样还多 [03:37.179] At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
在沃尔玛推着小车买着墙饰 [03:39.728] And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't
有的人说是猛犬 光叫不咬 [03:41.322] No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf
跟棵树一样只会皮 [03:44.621] But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (Bar king, bark, bark, barking)
要找我可是打错了算盘 都说我狗 那是因为爷是玩梗只汪 [03:49.623] And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
我的钱多得就像停车场 [03:52.048] I'd describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard)
像保龄球一样 可劲地硬 [03:54.553] 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
我的想法飘忽 滚到球沟里 [03:56.483] It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
就算步入正轨 最终也会发散开来 [03:58.896] 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
没时间放松 我立刻再次全力出击 [04:01.322] And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (Pins)
Beat一旦让我出手 我的笔下就只有目标 [04:04.013] The cypher begins
Cypher开始 [04:04.871] I'm talkin' smack like ******, the mic's a syringe
坏话如同海** 麦克风就是我的注射器 [04:07.399] It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin
肆意放纵 维柯在我看来就是锡罐 [04:09.617] My mind is a recycling bin
都扔进我脑子里回收 [04:11.301] There's no place I never been
经历了这么多 [04:12.817] But I never budge and I never bend
我也从不屈服弯腰 [04:14.518] You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
你们却软了膝盖 整个圈子都得靠我 [04:17.201] Like adult diapers for men
一大把年纪了还得买尿布 [04:18.975] Even when I'm rappin' less stellar
就算我的说唱不再一流 [04:20.544] It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller (Cellar)
别说我这葡萄酸 陈酿一样就叫(就叫)畅销 [04:23.037] Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
我的狠词就像子弹 在Dre的录音室肆意喷射 [04:26.321] And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
射穿你的脑瓜 让你无路可逃 [04:28.526] So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds
还想走?划了几个口子就完事了? [04:30.733] Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you
你这个逼可是不容错过 [04:33.132] But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter
如果词是半机枪 那我就是疯帽子 [04:35.592] 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (Nah)
帽子这么多 你连个带子都没有【我这么多子弹 你连把枪都没有】 [04:38.306] So you'd be a fitted (Yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap
你就是耍耍脾气 别再装狠了【你就是个固定尺码 别再假装可调节大小了】 [04:40.784] B!tch, I'll pee (P) on your head like a Phillies hat (Haha)
傻逼 爷飞龙骑脸给你画个P [04:43.172] No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
还想要拦我 快去逛商场过过眼瘾吧 [04:45.697] B!tch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
一元店你都不敢进 是不是怕破产 [04:48.222] You never buy sh!t, all you ever cop's a plea
啥也买不起 也就买买同情 [04:50.664] You're always punkin' out like Halloween
缩在地上就像万圣南瓜 [04:53.189] You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
最爱逃跑 快闭嘴吧 傻逼 [04:55.614] Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump
兄弟 你根本不是大哥 还假装有家伙 [04:58.073] And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump
你根本不敢开火 也没拿过枪 [05:00.597] B!tch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
你要瞄棵树 怕是都射不中 [05:03.123] Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to
和好兄弟Alfred一起 [05:06.112] Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah
开膛破肚 割下头皮做战利品 [05:08.437] This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome
最血腥的作品即将完成 [05:10.287] 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
这专辑每次切歌 都切你一身血 [05:12.762] So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
像杀人狂达莫一样钟爱肢解 [05:14.407] The nut job with the **** that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
疯球一个 球(蛋)比Jabba the Hutt还大 [05:15.754] I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
走出秘密窝棚 寻觅鲜血 [05:17.128] It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
每个月都要来这么一次 [05:18.464] Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt
磨练着诗句 拿各种狗练手 [05:20.622] I'm gonna f!ck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, f!ckin' phenomenal, but
拿温度计干爆你老母 真他妈传奇 [05:23.171] Y'all will get cut the f!ck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos
再不滚蛋 爷给你切个人鱼线 [05:25.662] I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable
发专辑的速度比多米诺消除还快 令人尊敬 敬而远之 [05:27.971] Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome
就连即兴作词也能兴风作浪 [05:30.238] Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo
收了群儿子 再晒脸就叫水宝宝 去便利店搞点儿清洁剂 [05:33.068] Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope
搞得你吞了绳子一样说不出滋味 [05:34.239] You out of pocket though, like a motherf!ckin' wallet stole
你根本抖不出包袱 是不是被偷了? [05:36.399] [05:36.570] [Outro] [05:36.860] Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
等会 我伴奏呢? [05:38.558] F!ck it
草
拿麦开唱之前 [00:10.914] I give it a extra swipe with a Lysol disinfectant wipe (Good evening)
我要再拿消毒湿巾擦一擦 [00:15.018] Coronavirus in effect tonight
冠状病毒今晚正盛 [00:16.804] Antiseptics on deck, I got every type (Yeah)
录音室架子上 杀菌剂应有尽有 [00:19.335] I throw on my tux, then I (Yeah) give zero f!cks, then I (Yeah)
晚礼服穿好 爷什么都不在乎 [00:21.662] Act like a jockstrap (Uh), cup my ****, then I (Yeah)
手伸到下面 假装人肉护裆 [00:24.236] Check my ball hair (What?), make sure it's all there (Yeah)
数数蛋蛋毛 看看有没有少 [00:26.701] Then call the pallbearer (Yeah)
再呼叫送葬人 [00:27.976] It's Music to Be Murdered By again, why stop?
杀人时的音乐又一次奏响 干嘛要停? [00:30.237] Overkill like a pipe bomb in your pine box
杀人一次不嫌多 棺材箱里塞炸药 [00:32.607] You're all hitched to my **** (What?)
快快搭上我的捷豹快车跪舔 [00:34.156] Went from punchin' a time clock to getting my shot
从当年打卡上下班到那次良机 [00:36.730] Then treated it like a cyclops
我就像独眼的巨人 [00:38.574] Like it's the only one I (Only one eye) got
这机会在我眼中独一无二 [00:40.096] And my thoughts are like nines cocked (Chk-chk)
想法如同子弹一样敏捷 [00:41.982] Every line's obscene, pervertedest mind, got the dirtiest rhyme stocked
下流歌词 变态思维 最脏的韵纷纷上膛 [00:45.731] That's why there's parental advising (Visine) every time I drop (Eye drop)
所以每次我发歌 你都又能(优能)看到脏标【advising 谐音visine 优能滴眼液】 [00:48.810] So throw on the theme to Alfred, I'll channel him like the Panama Canal
放起Alfred的主题曲 我就是他的化身 [00:52.456] But how could I get up in arms about you saying trash is all that I put out?
你们说我发的全是垃圾 我有什么可生气的呢? [00:56.331] B!tch, I still get the bag when I'm putting garbage out
贱人 当年我扔垃圾的袋子还留着装钱呢 [00:59.053] Plus, the potty mouth, I'm not about to wash it out
满嘴脏话我也不打算洗 [01:01.294] The filthiest, so all this talk about I'm washed up, how preposterous
最肮脏的就是我 还说我被涮了 真是可笑 [01:03.573] Because if cleanliness is next to godliness
要说整洁仅次于神性 [01:05.698] It's obvious that it's impossible for me to be beside myself
我怎么可能仅次于我自己?【我怎么可能心不在焉?】 [01:08.852] And I'm 'bout that capital like a proper noun
眼里只有Dollar 满眼大写的钱 [01:11.401] Still on top the pile
坐在钱堆上 [01:12.516] Got me sitting on numbers like a pocket dial
屁股下面压了那么零 一不小心打给电信 [01:15.050] Quick to call you out on your bullsh!t
你的屁话可得好好宣传 [01:16.914] Don't make me give that crock a dial
让大家都听听你说了什么 [01:18.763] 'Cause if I do it, see you later, alligator
逼我出手 那就再见了您 [01:20.808] Made it out the trailer, then I made a vow to cater to no one
努力摆脱了拖车 我发誓再也不去迎合别人 [01:23.345] So hate, I've gained about the same amount that's in my bank account
被人黑的次数也就和存款差不多 [01:25.971] So here's some more sh!t for you to complain about, I say the
那我就再写点词 你们好来抱怨 [01:28.271] Bars that never slack (Yeah), but always get attacked (Yeah)
笔下的词从不放松 却总成为人们的靶子 [01:30.696] I think they're gunnin' for me, it's startin' to feel like that
人们总是追在我后面 我开始感觉 [01:33.146] Like I'm marked, 'cause when I rap, it's like fallin' on my back in a tar pit
成为了众矢之的 像是跌进了沥青坑 [01:36.448] 'Cause I have this target on my back (Ew, yuck)
身上满满的都是目标 [01:38.840] But if I ever double-crossed my fans and lost my Stans
但如果有一天我背叛了粉丝 失去了Stan们 [01:41.206] I'd probably pop five Xans (Yeah)
我就嗑上五片镇定药 [01:42.865] Go in my garage, start my van
走进车库 小车启动 [01:44.815] Inhale as much carbon monoxide and exhaust I can
一氧化碳和尾气吸过瘾 [01:47.791] And doze off like *snores*
再昏昏沉沉睡去 [01:49.345] But odds like that, with these thoughts I have's like a giant getting squashed by ants
但是我想得这些事情要发生 其概率不亚于众蚁碾死象 [01:53.063] If this is the test of time, I'd pass with flying colors
时间的考验只会让我飞黄腾达 [01:56.072] Like I just tossed my crayons (Tossed my crayons)
红红黄黄的蜡笔飞在空中 [01:58.189] Small, medium, and large size cans
瓶瓶罐罐大大小小 [02:00.129] Sanitizers of all types, brands, cost nine bands
是各种品牌的消毒剂 花了小一千 [02:02.730] Which is a small price for Lysol wipes and
但这点钱远远不够我买消毒湿巾 [02:05.004] If my palms brush across my pants, I wash my hands
每次手摸到裤子 我都要洗一次手 [02:07.996] [02:08.135] [Interlude] [02:08.141] sh!t, hold on, man
靠 等会 [02:10.517] Motherf!ck
又他妈 [02:12.812] Happy birthday to—
祝你生日快...... [02:14.694] f!ck (Shh, quiet)
草 [02:15.856] [02:15.965] [Verse 2] [02:16.090] I sit in silence in candlelit environments
微弱的烛光我静静端坐 [02:18.031] Sipping Wild Irish while getting violent
喝点小酒 杀意渐起 [02:20.381] Homicidal visions when I'm spitting like this
开口说唱 眼里就只有谋杀 [02:22.482] But really I'm just fulfilling my wish of killing rhymes
但其实我只不过想把韵脚干掉 实现小梦想 [02:25.006] Which is really childish and silly, but I'm really like this
这愿望确实很幼稚很蠢 但我还是很喜欢 [02:27.634] I'm giving nightmares to Billie Eilish, I'm Diddy's side b!tch
让碧莉再做点噩梦 我就是Diddy的小三 [02:30.475] [02:30.678] [Interlude] [02:30.910] What the f!ck? Hold on, wait
等会 什么玩意? [02:32.241] "I'm Diddy's side b!tch?"
“我就是Diddy的小三?” [02:33.254] Oh, I'm still east side, b!tch
哦 是“我还是东部人” [02:35.131] [02:35.289] [Verse 3] [02:35.514] So 'til the E-N-D, since EPMD
从EMPD直到最终 [02:37.741] Been givin' y'all the business (Yeah), D-R-E and me (Yup)
我和DRE一直持续产出 [02:40.241] From the MMLP to (Huh?) MTBMB (B!tch)
从MMLP到MTBMB [02:42.796] B!tch, it's 2020, you still ain't seein' me (Haha)
都2020年了 但你们还是看不清我 [02:45.146] So call me Santa Claus (Santa Claus)
不如叫我圣诞老人 [02:46.564] 'Cause at the present (Yeah), I out-rap 'em all (Wrap 'em all), I'm at the mall
说到礼物 我一个个包好 我在商场里 现在而言 我说唱无人能及 [02:50.265] Got your b!tch in a bathroom stall, she could suck a basketball (Uh)
和你家妞在一个厕所隔间 给她根吸管 [02:52.687] Through a plastic straw (Yeah) with a fractured jaw (Damn)
她都能用骨折的下巴给我吸个篮球看 [02:55.112] My **** is coat check (Ha), she wanna jack it off (Yeah)
我的老二如外套 她想把它脱掉 [02:57.537] I'm so far past the bar, I should practice law
超越了标准太多 我就是法外狂徒 [03:00.447] Mentally, I'm f!cked up generally (General Lee) (Duh)
思想一塌糊涂 [03:02.541] Dukes of Hazzard car (Yeah), get the cadaver dogs
开着《正义先锋》的李将军车 带上寻尸狗 [03:05.070] 'Cause this is murder, murder and you'll get murked, murked
我准备开宰 你们准备被杀 [03:07.530] This music 'bout to kill you, brr, brr (Brr)
我的音乐大杀四方 brr brr [03:09.971] This chicken hit my phone, she said, "Chirp, chirp"
小姑娘给我打电话 说“叽叽 喳喳” [03:12.447] I said, "Hut, hut, hike your skirt, skirt"
我说“预备 你的裙子起 起” [03:15.055] Then go eat some worms, like the early bird
早起的鸟儿有虫子吃 早吃虫虫早死去 [03:17.447] What the f!ck is love? That's a dirty word
神他妈说“爱”?这词也太脏了 [03:19.880] Make me fall in it, there's not a girl on Earth
无论在这地球上还是其他星球 没有任何一个女孩 [03:22.371] Or any other planet, that's a world of hurt
能骗我陷入其中 面对痛苦的世界 [03:24.856] And I won't buy her designer, 'cause I don't pander (Panda)
不买什么设计师品牌 我不会去讨好 [03:27.396] But I'm back with so many knots, I need a chiropractor (Damn)
带回来的钱太多 腰酸背疼得找人按按 [03:29.806] And this the final chapter (Why?), 'cause I'm either frying after (Oh)
这首歌就是终章 接下来我不是要被电死 [03:32.296] Or they gon' give me the needle (What?) like a vinyl scratcher (DJ)
就是要像黑胶唱机一样被人磨针霍霍 [03:34.829] Yeah, I'm a card, like Hallmark
奇怪想法比贺曼贺卡花样还多 [03:37.179] At Walmart with a small cart buying wall art
在沃尔玛推着小车买着墙饰 [03:39.728] And y'all who claim to be dogs aren't
有的人说是猛犬 光叫不咬 [03:41.322] No bite, like a tree, mostly just all bark, arf, arf
跟棵树一样只会皮 [03:44.621] But y'all pickin' the wrong tree, they call me dog because I'm barking (Bar king, bark, bark, barking)
要找我可是打错了算盘 都说我狗 那是因为爷是玩梗只汪 [03:49.623] And I got a lot, yeah, like where cars park
我的钱多得就像停车场 [03:52.048] I'd describe it as bowling (Why?) ball hard (Ball's hard)
像保龄球一样 可劲地硬 [03:54.553] 'Cause the gutter's where my mind is and when
我的想法飘忽 滚到球沟里 [03:56.483] It's in this frame, better split like the five and the ten
就算步入正轨 最终也会发散开来 [03:58.896] 'Cause without a second to spare, I'm strikin' again
没时间放松 我立刻再次全力出击 [04:01.322] And when the beat is up my alley, I go right for the pens (Pins)
Beat一旦让我出手 我的笔下就只有目标 [04:04.013] The cypher begins
Cypher开始 [04:04.871] I'm talkin' smack like ******, the mic's a syringe
坏话如同海** 麦克风就是我的注射器 [04:07.399] It's like a binge, Vicodin, I would liken to tin
肆意放纵 维柯在我看来就是锡罐 [04:09.617] My mind is a recycling bin
都扔进我脑子里回收 [04:11.301] There's no place I never been
经历了这么多 [04:12.817] But I never budge and I never bend
我也从不屈服弯腰 [04:14.518] You hyperextend on me, this game's life, it depends
你们却软了膝盖 整个圈子都得靠我 [04:17.201] Like adult diapers for men
一大把年纪了还得买尿布 [04:18.975] Even when I'm rappin' less stellar
就算我的说唱不再一流 [04:20.544] It's sour grapes, I still whine, I'm the best seller (Cellar)
别说我这葡萄酸 陈酿一样就叫(就叫)畅销 [04:23.037] Like a trey deuce, spray you as these shots penetrate through Dre's booth
我的狠词就像子弹 在Dre的录音室肆意喷射 [04:26.321] And go straight through your grapefruit, no escape route
射穿你的脑瓜 让你无路可逃 [04:28.526] So you won't leave here just scathed with a few scrape wounds
还想走?划了几个口子就完事了? [04:30.733] Your ass is grass and I am not gonna graze you
你这个逼可是不容错过 [04:33.132] But if bars were semi-mac's, I'd be the Mad Hatter
如果词是半机枪 那我就是疯帽子 [04:35.592] 'Cause I got so many caps, and you don't have any straps (Nah)
帽子这么多 你连个带子都没有【我这么多子弹 你连把枪都没有】 [04:38.306] So you'd be a fitted (Yeah), so don't act like you fittin' to snap
你就是耍耍脾气 别再装狠了【你就是个固定尺码 别再假装可调节大小了】 [04:40.784] B!tch, I'll pee (P) on your head like a Phillies hat (Haha)
傻逼 爷飞龙骑脸给你画个P [04:43.172] No stoppin' me, you're on a window shopping spree
还想要拦我 快去逛商场过过眼瘾吧 [04:45.697] B!tch, you probably go broke at the Dollar Tree
一元店你都不敢进 是不是怕破产 [04:48.222] You never buy sh!t, all you ever cop's a plea
啥也买不起 也就买买同情 [04:50.664] You're always punkin' out like Halloween
缩在地上就像万圣南瓜 [04:53.189] You rather opt to flee, you need to stop it, punk
最爱逃跑 快闭嘴吧 傻逼 [04:55.614] Homie, you're not a G, act like you got the pump
兄弟 你根本不是大哥 还假装有家伙 [04:58.073] And you're gonna cock the heat or get the Glock and dump
你根本不敢开火 也没拿过枪 [05:00.597] B!tch, if you shot a tree, you wouldn't pop the trunk
你要瞄棵树 怕是都射不中 [05:03.123] Yeah, and I'm buddies with Alfred, we about to
和好兄弟Alfred一起 [05:06.112] Disembowel them, gut 'em and scalp 'em, yeah
开膛破肚 割下头皮做战利品 [05:08.437] This is 'bout to be the bloodiest outcome
最血腥的作品即将完成 [05:10.287] 'Cause we gon' make you bleed with every cut from this album
这专辑每次切歌 都切你一身血 [05:12.762] So I'm choppin' 'em up like Dahmer
像杀人狂达莫一样钟爱肢解 [05:14.407] The nut job with the **** that are bigger than Jabba the Hutt
疯球一个 球(蛋)比Jabba the Hutt还大 [05:15.754] I'm in the cut, and I'm out for the blood
走出秘密窝棚 寻觅鲜血 [05:17.128] It's lookin' like it's that time of the month
每个月都要来这么一次 [05:18.464] Carvin' 'em up with the bars while I sharpen 'em up, dog and a mutt
磨练着诗句 拿各种狗练手 [05:20.622] I'm gonna f!ck your mom in the butt with a thermometer, f!ckin' phenomenal, but
拿温度计干爆你老母 真他妈传奇 [05:23.171] Y'all will get cut the f!ck up like abdominals if you don't vámonos
再不滚蛋 爷给你切个人鱼线 [05:25.662] I keep droppin' like dominos, the formidable, abominable
发专辑的速度比多米诺消除还快 令人尊敬 敬而远之 [05:27.971] Stompin' a mudhole in my comp even if it's off the top of the dome
就连即兴作词也能兴风作浪 [05:30.238] Son 'em, get the Coppertone, I'm at the Stop and Go coppin' the Mop and Glo
收了群儿子 再晒脸就叫水宝宝 去便利店搞点儿清洁剂 [05:33.068] Got your stomach in knots like you swallowed rope
搞得你吞了绳子一样说不出滋味 [05:34.239] You out of pocket though, like a motherf!ckin' wallet stole
你根本抖不出包袱 是不是被偷了? [05:36.399] [05:36.570] [Outro] [05:36.860] Wait, why'd the beat cut off?
等会 我伴奏呢? [05:38.558] F!ck it
草