The Blank Husband Epidemic-Of Montreal

[00:12.73]My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband [00:17.01] [00:17.53]Who hated his job and hated his life [00:21.76] [00:22.42]So he wanted to drive his tan Chevy [00:25.33]Off of a bridge because he hated his car [00:29.22]And he hated his life [00:31.37] [00:32.49]He couldn't silence the ever present thought [00:36.82]I'm doing all I can yet I'm an unsuccessful mana [00:41.14]And his heart was blank [00:43.70]Don't we know what blank people are good for [00:47.38]What they are [00:48.15] [00:58.02]My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband [01:02.55]Who just couldn't escape or catch a break [01:07.76]So he wanted to ride his bike [01:10.58]Blindfolded into traffic [01:12.61]Cause he hated his bike and he hated his life [01:16.69] [01:17.87]His heart was consumed with guilt [01:19.69] [01:20.22]From the knowledge he had not [01:21.94] [01:22.71]Become a successful man [01:24.08]He was an unsuccessful man [01:26.40]And his heart was blank [01:28.94]Don't we know what blank people are good for [01:32.02] [01:32.82]What they are [01:33.45] [01:44.81]Till one day my Auntie introduced him [01:48.12]To her friend named Gwendoline [01:51.10] [01:52.11]And she must have made a stunning first impression [01:55.71] [01:56.67]Because he left my Auntie [01:58.74]And never came back again leaving with Gwendoline [02:02.84] [02:04.27]But my Auntie didn't care [02:06.09] [02:07.74]She knew she could find [02:09.44]Another blank husband anywhere [02:11.27] [02:12.20]By God they're everywhere [02:13.64] [02:20.60]My Auntie Eleanor had a very unhappy husband