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[00:00.00] 作词 : Todd Shaw [00:00.50] 作曲 : Todd Shaw [00:01.00]Produced by: Ted Bohanon & Too $hort [00:01.34] [00:01.76]These are the tales, the freaky tales [00:03.87]These are the tales that I tell so well [00:06.82]These are the tales, the freaky tales [00:09.94]These are the tales that I tell so well [00:12.79]<1> [00:13.09]I met this girl, her name was Joan [00:16.06]She loved the way I rocked on the microphone [00:19.12]When I met Joan, I took her home [00:22.18]She was just like a doggy all on my bone [00:25.35]I met another girl, her name was Ann [00:28.36]All she wanted was to freak with a man [00:31.53]When I met Ann, I shook her hand [00:34.54]We ended up freakin' by a garbage can [00:37.71]The next young freak I met was Red [00:40.73]I took her to the house and she gave me head [00:43.79]She likes to freak is all she said [00:46.97]We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed [00:50.05]There's another girl, her name is Mary [00:53.06]Talk about sex and the girl acts scar [00:56.20]I heard she was freakin' from my homeboy Jerry [00:59.32]Took her to the house and I popped that cherry [01:02.40]Young and tender, sweet Denise [01:05.43]Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast [01:08.51]I tell you, homeboy, if you get a piece [01:11.56]She'll only start talking about signing a lease [01:14.70]I met this tender, her name was Lori [01:17.83]An X-rated movie wouldn't tell her story [01:20.92]She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa [01:23.95]And just like Lori, she's a real d**k pleaser [01:27.09]My girlfriend's name was Michelle [01:30.17]Her booty was bigger than a tail on a whale [01:33.24]When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her well [01:36.30]Her p***y got hotter than the flames in hel [01:39.43]I G'd this girl, her name is Tammy [01:41.04]I didn't wanna do it 'cause the b***h was flamm [01:45.59]She had a best friend, her name was Jane [01:48.62]I pulled her to the side and I spit that game [01:51.81]I met a lot of freaks in my lifespan [01:54.84]Freaked one night with a girl named Pam [01:57.92]The very next day I saw her with her man [02:00.97]One week passed and I was in her again [02:04.15]I had an old tender, her name's Janine [02:07.26]She was 32 and I was only eighteen [02:10.29]She likes to freak, she's just a fiend [02:13.37]It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans [02:16.35]I want a big freak, fat and sloppy [02:19.58]I kick on back and I watch her mop me [02:22.62]Two tons of fun, big Mamma Jamma [02:25.71]A country-girl from Alabama [02:28.81]I met this freak, her name was Beth [02:31.90]Her p***y got wet and it smelled like deat [02:34.95]I was tired as hell, I was drippin' sweat [02:37.86]But I was all up in her trying to hold my breath [02:41.32]Bake and shake us, I met this freak in Vegas [02:47.41]She said her name was Dinah [02:50.19]She was a built little freak from China [02:53.12]I said I don't pimp or gigolo [02:56.42]I'm having so much money that I don't need a hoe [02:59.65]You can break yourself but you can't break me [03:02.75]You never met a player like $hort, baby [03:05.84]I knew a **** sucker named Betty-Jo [03:09.05]Took her to my house and we did it on the floor [03:12.12]The girl got freaky and I'll tell you more [03:15.04]She was down on her knees begging to blow [03:18.26]She's like another freak named Renée [03:21.28]You get her alone and she'll make your day [03:24.33]Like Burger King, she knows the play [03:27.45]But a freak like Renée, you can have it your way... [03:30.53] [03:30.91]These are the tales, the freaky tales [03:33.74]These are the tales that I tell so well [03:36.80]These are the tales, the freaky tales [03:39.89]These are the tales that I tell so well [03:42.83]<2> [03:43.11]I met this girl, thick as hell [03:46.06]Only sixteen, said her name was Linell [03:49.19]I took her to my house, I could not wait [03:52.26]Her p***y was much tighter than a Century Safe [03:55.40]Let me tell you this since we're talking young [03:58.40]I met another girl, said her name was Yvonne [04:01.49]Always talking about having fun [04:04.50]Once again at the pad I had it going on [04:07.70]I'm Sir Too $hort, couldn't be no punk [04:10.75]I'm trying to get funky like "Female Funk" [04:13.64]So when you see me coming or see me going [04:16.91]I keep my money, let the hoes keep hoeing [04:20.02]I once met a hooker, she did it for free [04:23.03]On the Foothill bus number forty-three [04:26.02]All the way in the back she was working me [04:29.08]Had my big beatbox and I was jamming the beat [04:32.38]I met this freak named Antoinette [04:35.50]Macked on baby like an ice cold vet [04:38.56]Everything she had is what I get [04:41.57]'Cause I'm Too $hort, baby, I don't play that shit [04:44.74]I met another freak, her name was Rita [04:47.84]Baby thought that Too $hort just might eat her [04:50.93]I told her like this, she could suck my peter [04:53.97]Or either go home 'cause I knew I didn't need her [04:57.11]Scratched her name out my telephone book [05:00.24]Never again took a second look [05:03.41]'Cause the next young freak, her name was Sharon [05:06.39]She kept looking while I kept staring [05:09.45]Baby came through with my homeboy Darren [05:12.55]Her booty was stuffed in the jeans she was wearing [05:15.64]She never left, he cut out [05:18.73]I know you all know what I'm talking about [05:21.70]There's a freak named Shannon, such a sinner [05:24.97]She smokes that pipe and she's getting thinner [05:27.98]Shannon is cool but her mind is gone [05:31.15]One fat rock and it's going on [05:34.12]She had another buddy, came by my place [05:37.24]Thick ass b***h, said her name was Grac [05:40.36]She walked in the door working lace [05:43.30]You shoulda seen that look that was on my face [05:46.41]She's like this tender named Belinda [05:49.62]The homeboys called her 'Belinda the Blender' [05:52.76]She gave head like she made it up [05:55.63]She was twenty years old with a big round butt [05:58.86]Had a girl looked like Olive Oyl [06:01.93]Her father was rich and the girl was spoiled [06:05.08]When she got mad, her blood would boil [06:08.05]But I wrapped her all up like aluminum foil [06:11.08] [06:11.45]These are the tales, the freaky tales [06:14.41]These are the tales that I tell so well [06:17.41]These are the tales, the freaky tales [06:20.56]These are the tales that I tell so well [06:23.54]<3> [06:25.31]Sugar Delight [06:28.24]Friday night [06:31.80]It's going on [06:33.92]Too $hort [06:35.84]Three weeks ago, I met this freak [06:38.94]She followed me around like Mary's sheep [06:42.00]I hid around the corner and when she came [06:45.16]I grabbed her by the arm and I asked her name [06:48.24]She said it was Anita [06:49.88]Her man's in Santa Rita [06:51.35]I took her to my house and homeboy, I G'd her [06:54.47]Sent her on her way [06:55.98]The very next day, Playboy $hort was ready to play [07:00.64]I bumped into this girl, her name's Roshawn [07:03.74]We hit the motel and had it going on [07:06.76]Holiday Inn to the break of dawn [07:09.79]When I took baby home, I freaked her mom [07:12.98]I knew this tender named Shari [07:16.02]I took her to the house and let her freak on me [07:19.14]Baby was a fan, she loved my beat [07:22.25]But I wouldn't raise my leg and let her kiss my feet [07:25.31]I met this freak named Yolanda [07:28.43]Rolled baby doll like a brand new Honda [07:31.55]I was on top, she was up under [07:34.63]The bed hit the wall and it sounded like thunder [07:37.71]I once had a date with a girl named Kitty [07:40.81]She was so fine with her big fat t*****s [07:43.96]All night long she was acting shitty [07:46.95]So I macked on baby like I was Frank Nitti [07:49.96]There's another girl, her name is Rose [07:53.15]I use to ride baby like brand new Vogues [07:56.18]I never saw Rose wearing clothes [07:59.20]She's a Penthouse pet, ready to pose [08:02.32]I was riding down the street when I met Janet [08:05.41]Her booty was bigger than the whole damn planet [08:08.54]Ass everywhere, I just can't stand it [08:11.66]Tried to palm it but I could not manage [08:14.79]I had this freak, her name was Bunny [08:17.80]Said I'm the only man who ever called her honey [08:21.00]Everything I did to her was funny [08:23.86]I macked on Bunny and I took her money [08:27.09]Eight, tonight, a date, with Shirley [08:30.20]She was real short and her hair was curly [08:33.25]If you saw baby you liked this girlie [08:36.34]She was so fine I went to get her early [08:39.44]Shirley was freaking like a girl named Rachel [08:42.60]Her bite was vicious and it sure was fatal [08:45.60]She liked to kiss all on my navel [08:48.83]Those are her lips on top of my label [08:51.78]I knew another freak, her name was Candy [08:54.88]Real big lips and they came in handy [08:58.04]I smooth got worked and it was so dandy [09:01.04]I hooked the broad up with my homeboy Randy [09:04.14]He did me a favor in return [09:07.19]Gave me a lizard, said her name was Laverne [09:10.37]Baby got tossed, then I got on [09:13.41]I grabbed the microphone and started singing my song [09:16.55]My young homeboy heard me rap [09:19.54]And said he had way more freaks than that [09:22.56]So I told him like this, they might be freaking [09:25.72]But, boy, you never had that T-P-Treatment... 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