Dorms, Shower Baskets & the Walk of Shame (Album Version--Stand Up)-Jimmy Fallon

[00:02.70]See, that's what college is all about [00:04.02]Man you gotta love college [00:04.98]Man it's the best thing in the world [00:06.06]You drink, you have fun, you do the walk of shame [00:10.74]Yeah, you gotta do the walk of shame [00:13.53]For those of you who don't know what the walk of shame is [00:16.08]That's when you hook up with someone [00:17.40]The night before and you have to walk all the way across campus [00:19.62]All dishevelled the next morning, in the same clothes [00:24.57]Oh no, no, [00:24.72]I was over at the library, [00:26.01]I was over [00:26.79]I stayed overnight, overnight studying [00:37.44]You go to your dorm in the morning [00:39.00]There's like a line of kids waiting to get to the shower [00:41.61]It's like, bunch of zombies just walking [00:43.89]Uh, uh, uh, the guy with the flip-flops is beating everybody [00:50.85]He's got his little basket of stuff with him [00:55.92]You have to have your little shower basket of stuff [00:59.46]This little baskets holds, like [01:00.87]Your shampoo, your soap, your loofa [01:04.50]And girls have, like, this nice loofa [01:08.28]It's like this little mesh, pink loofa [01:10.05]Takes off your dead skin, it's really nice [01:12.96]No, for guys we have the option [01:14.43]We have, like, this [01:14.82]French bread lookin' loofa [01:16.02]That rips out your ass hair [01:17.22]Yeah, thank you very much ow, ow [01:19.14]Ow, ow, walking back to my dorm, everyone's like"Hey Jim, nice tan" [01:26.16]I'm like, "It's my third layer of skin""I just over-loofa'd, call the doctorThe wind hurts me, who's got the window open? Shut it"