Troll Doll Celebrities (Album Version--Stand Up)-Jimmy Fallon

[00:01.71]Hello, hello my name is [00:03.36]Jimmy Fallon [00:04.11]And welcome to the auditions for [00:05.52]Troll Productions [00:06.45]IncRemember, we're looking for a star or celebrity [00:10.32]To sponsor our new line of trolls dolls, in our new series of commercials [00:14.76]So thanks for coming [00:16.26]Let's just start the auditions, first up, [00:19.05]Mr. John Travolta [00:25.08]She's like, [00:25.62]I swear to [00:25.95]God, I mean [00:26.37]I can't believe you guys are trying to sell these things, right [00:29.73]I mean like, who does his hair? [00:32.76]I mean like, his hair's so frizzy [00:34.23]I mean like, you guys can probably get some [00:35.85]Like, anti-freeze shampoo or something, right? [00:39.87]I meanI don't know how you guys expect to sell these things [00:42.12]Looking so weird, right? [00:45.93]Thank you, next up, [00:47.58]Cliff Calvin, the mailman from [00:49.44]Cheers?Hey, thanks a lot to ya buddy [00:54.15]I was talking with [00:54.60]Marty about these dolls [00:59.40]Turns out, the uh, turns out the actual midget trolls [01:01.56]Were made in the 1300's, by, [01:02.13]Indian chiefs [01:04.62]Looking for a story to keep their children occupied [01:07.50]These trolls are nice but [01:08.46]I'd rather be having a beer [01:09.15]With Normy back at the bar [01:11.16]Thank you, [01:11.52]Cliffy, next up, comedian [01:13.68]Jerry Seinfeld [01:19.41]Okay people, okay will you look at these things? [01:26.28]I mean, do you remember when dolls used to have [01:28.11]Moving arms and legs, am [01:29.55]I right? He doesn't have any pants on [01:32.07]What's the deal with that? [01:37.56]No pants, you get the doll [01:41.16]You don't get the pants [01:44.76]Thank you, uh, next up, actor [01:46.41]Nicolas Cage [01:48.87]Who? What? [01:50.25]Where?That's all [01:53.88]I got for that one actually [01:57.84]Next up, comedian [01:59.16]Robin Williams [02:01.92]Oh yes, troll dolls, yes a beautiful thing, yes [02:04.98]It's a beautiful thing, yes looks like [02:07.35]Don King on [02:07.98]Viagra, yes [02:10.62]Yes, suddenly the guy's at home going"What the hell's going on there?", yes [02:13.44]Meanwhile, there's a kid at home going"Daddy, I want the Harry Potter doll", yes [02:16.80]Meanwhile, the guy's at home going"I'm seeing the anti-Christ and it is a troll doll", yes [02:20.61]Suddenly Arnold [02:21.15]Schwarzenegger's at home going"Yeah, I like to eat troll doll with my English Muffin", yes [02:24.84]Suddenly, [02:25.26]Mr. Happy's coming out going"Lewinski, Lewinski", yes thank you [02:35.49]Next up, next up, next up for the auditions, [02:38.94]Mr. Gilbert [02:39.66]GottfriedWhat is this? [02:46.08]What kinda kid plays with something like this? [02:50.07]They're so weird looking [02:52.38]What kinda kid would play with something like this? [02:57.00]I'd like to be the voice of this and that's not good [03:02.19]Thank you, last but not least, [03:04.11]Mr. Adam Sandler [03:10.53]Alright, how ya doing? [03:11.85]Alright, this is, okay, this is, this is me [03:17.61]Giving a troll doll to, to my mother, okay [03:22.26]Here we go, "Mom, I, hi I, I, I got you a trollWhat did you say?I said, I, I said, I got you a troll" [03:51.75]I can't hear you, [03:53.04]What did you say to your poor mother? [03:54.90]Speak up, please [03:56.85]I said, "I got you a trollI'm outta control, what are you saying?I wish you would just take the doll and shut up" [04:09.21]That's enough for the trolls [04:10.56]Thank you very much