Hotplates, Four Digit Numbers & the Little Fridge (Album Version--Stand Up)-Jimmy Fallon

OOOO![Crowd Laughs][As adult] Go back to your dorm... you got your roommates and that never works out.[Crowd laughs] HUH yeah that's what we say here go ahead.[Jimmy Normally] No it doesn't [Laughter] hate to tell you...you will fight each other... you will just get... you just get ... I tell you why oneis they have too much dirt on you... your friend from home has too much dirtthey'll kill you they'll crush you in an argument for no reason like you just say"Hey man the dishes have been in the sink for two weeks man they're your dishesare you going to clean them or what?"[Roommates voice] "Yea... you remember when you had crabs in sixth grade[Crowd Laughs][LONG PAUSE]" Okay we've got a perfect roommate for you he's an opera major, he'sa narcoleptic and he's gay so go fight each other... we've got four camera angles... that'll be perfect welcome to college... go screw your self[as student] Like I don'tunderstand... like they have those compatibility tests you filled out at thebeginning of the year... that's such a joke that test you fill out of thebeginning of the year... it's like[in character voice: student]