Didn't Have You-Tim Minchin/The Heritage Orchestra

[00:05.752]Yeah, yeah... [00:07.501]If I didn't have you [00:10.749]Yeah [00:13.245]If I didn't have you to hold me tight [00:16.240](If I didn't have you) [00:17.249]If I didn't have you to lie with at night [00:20.498](When I'm feeling blue) [00:21.502]If I didn't have you to share my sighs [00:24.511](Share my sighs) [00:25.754]And to kiss me and dry my tears when I cry [00:30.013]Well I [00:31.251]Really think that I would [00:33.500]Have somebody else [00:37.996](If I didn't have you) [00:39.239]If I didn't have you [00:40.708]Someone else would do [00:43.950]Your love is one in a million [00:45.704](One in a million) [00:47.199]You couldn't buy it at any price [00:49.942](Can't buy love) [00:51.465]But of the nine-point-nine-nine-nine-hundred-thousand other possible loves [00:56.445]Statistically, some of them would be equally nice [00:59.695](Equally nice) [01:00.944]Or maybe not as nice but, say, smarter than you [01:04.956]Or dumber but better at sport or... ****ing... tracing? [01:09.700]I'm just saying [01:11.417]I really think that I would [01:12.418]Probably [01:13.654]Have somebody else [01:17.162](If I didn't have you) [01:18.412]If I didn't have you someone else would do [01:21.400](Someone else would surely do) [01:22.901]If I were a rich man [01:24.406]Fiddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle diddle dee [01:27.150]I guess I would be with a surgeon or a model [01:29.407]Or a rellie of the royals or a Kennedy [01:31.406]Or a nymphomaniacal exhibitionist heiress [01:33.904]To a large chain of hotels [01:35.909]If I were a rich man, maybe I would fiddle [01:38.169]Fiddle diddle diddle with the rich man girls [01:40.415]I'm not saying that I'd not love you [01:42.149]If I was wealthy or handsome [01:43.915]But realistically, there's lots of fish in the sea [01:46.161]And if I had a different rod, I would conceivably land some [01:49.368]Even though I am fiscally consistently pitiable [01:52.040]And considerably less 'Brad Pitt' than 'Brad pitiful' [01:55.064]Am I really so poor and ugly that you think [01:57.302]Only you could possibly love me? [01:58.057]And I [02:00.046]Really think that I would [02:00.552]Probably [02:01.295]Have somebody else [02:05.301](If I didn't have you) [02:06.304]If I didn't have you someone else would do [02:09.548](Someone else would surely do) [02:10.546]Look, I'm not undervaluing what we've got when I say [02:12.810]That, given the role chaos inevitably plays [02:14.797]In the inherently flawed notion of fate [02:17.060]It's abstruse to deduce that I found my soulmate [02:19.294]At the age of 17 [02:21.989]It's just mathematically unlikely that at a university in Perth [02:24.744]I happened to stumble on the one girl on Earth [02:26.991]Specifically designed for me [02:28.745]And if I may conjecture a further objection [02:30.985]Love is nothing to do with destined perfection [02:33.236]The connection is strengthened [02:34.738]The affection simply grows over time [02:37.430]Like a flower [02:38.428]Or a mushroom [02:39.439]Or a guinea pig [02:40.434]Or a vine [02:41.177]Or a sponge [02:42.187]Or bigotry [02:44.628]...or a banana [02:45.881]And love is made more powerful [02:47.379]By the ongoing drama of shared experience [02:49.876]And the synergy of a kind of symbiotic empathy, or something [02:52.882]So I trust it would go without saying [02:55.890]That I would feel really very sad [02:58.630]If tomorrow you were to fall off something high [03:00.129]Or catch something bad [03:02.393]But I'm just saying [03:04.142]I don't think you're special [03:06.629]I mean, I think you're special [03:08.627]But, you fall within a bell curve [03:11.573]I mean, I'm just saying I [03:12.831]Really think that I would [03:14.340]Probably [03:16.041]Have somebody else [03:16.540]I think you are unique and beautiful [03:19.784]You make me happy just by being around [03:23.046](Just being around) [03:24.796]But objectively you would have to agree [03:26.788]That baby when I found you [03:29.292]Options were relatively thin on the ground [03:32.291](Thin on the ground) [03:33.289]You're lovely but there must be girls as lovely as you [03:37.296]Or maybe more open to spanking, or table tennis... [03:43.796]I'm just saying [03:44.291]That I think that I would [03:45.997]Probably [03:46.741]Have somebody else [03:47.948]I mean I reckon it's pretty likely that if for example [03:49.195]My first girlfriend, Jackie, hadn't dumped me [03:51.442]After I kissed Winston's ex-girlfriend Neah [03:53.693]At Steph's party back in 1993 [03:56.193]Enough variables would probably have been altered [03:58.441]By the absence of that event [04:00.194]To have meant the advent [04:02.191]Of a tangential narrative in which we don't meet [04:04.442]Which is to say there exists a theoretical [04:06.211]Hypothetical parallel life [04:07.697]Where what is is not as it is [04:09.691]And I am not your husband and you are not my wife [04:12.441]And I am a stuntman living in LA [04:14.438]Married to a small blonde Portuguese skier [04:16.692]Who when she's not training [04:17.956]Does abstract painting [04:19.451]Practises yoga [04:20.699]And brews her own beer [04:21.711]And really likes making home movies [04:23.692]And suffers neck down alopecia [04:30.150]But with all my heart and all my mind [04:32.645]I know one thing is true [04:34.899]I have just one life and just one love [04:37.398]And my love, that love is you [04:39.389]And if it wasn't for you [04:41.150]Darling, you [04:42.895]I really think that I would [04:44.336]Possibly [04:44.834]Have somebody else [04:48.796]If I didn't have you [04:49.808]If I didn't have you [04:52.044]Someone else would do [04:53.287]Someone else would surely do