YouTube Lament (Live)-Tim Minchin

[00:44.00]All my carefully measured metaphor， [00:49.00]All my flat nine dominant seven chords， [00:55.00]All of my schtick, my lyrical trickery， [00:59.00]All those bows, all that applause， [01:03.00]All my intertextuality， [01:07.00]All my self-aware hypocrisy， [01:11.00]All of those rhymes, those irregular times， [01:15.00]All my softly spoken sophistry， [01:19.00]All my makeup, all my lights， [01:23.00]All my photoshoots in tights， [01:26.00]All my pretentions, all my intentions， [01:31.00]All my glitzy opening nights， [01:34.00]All my brow-dependent jokes， [01:39.00]All my mirrorballs and smoke， [01:42.00]All my tilts at wit and wimsy， [01:46.00]All my poetry, my swearwords, and my smut， [01:54.00]Will never get as many hits as， [02:01.00]Kitten，Waking，Up。