It Was Supposed to Be so Easy-The Streets

[00:00.000] 作词 : Mike Skinner [00:01.000] 作曲 : Mike Skinner [00:11.19]It was supposed to be so easy [00:14.67] [00:15.77]Just take back the DVD [00:17.92]Withdraw that extra money [00:19.90]Tell mum I wouldn't be back for tea [00:21.50]Then grab my savings and hurry [00:23.18] [00:24.00]So first to get the film back in time [00:26.50]To avoid that big fine [00:28.08]I had to do a fast hill climb [00:29.66]But a faster decline [00:30.93] [00:31.48]But I flew a bit quick [00:33.08]Arms like a lunatic [00:34.97]Had to stop for a few ticks [00:36.75]I started feeling sick [00:38.14] [00:38.68]Got to the video shop in a state [00:40.77]But chuffed it wouldn't be late [00:42.77]Only when he flicked open the case [00:44.39]I'd left the disc at my place [00:45.75]Today I have achieved absolutely now [00:48.69] [00:49.20]In just being out of the house I've lost out [00:52.38] [00:52.93]If I wanted to end up with more now [00:56.41]I should have just stayed in bed like I know how [00:59.97]So I failed on the DVD [01:02.17]But I still had to get the money [01:03.98]Tell mum I couldn't make tea [01:05.40]Get the savings and then hurry [01:07.81]Rushin' to the cash machine [01:09.86]Still a bit mashed and lean [01:11.37] [01:11.90]Then of course a mandatory car [01:13.75]Drives by and splashes me [01:15.78]Get there the queue's outrageous [01:17.97]Ladies taking ages [01:19.65]My rage is blowing gauges [01:21.46]How long's it take to validate your wages [01:24.12]At last my turn comes [01:26.19]Press the 50 squid button [01:27.64] [01:28.46]Insufficient funds [01:29.63]Today I have achieved absolutely now [01:33.34]In just being out of the house I've lost out [01:37.15]If I wanted to end up with more now [01:40.70]I should have just stayed in bed like I know how [01:44.26]So I failed on the DVD [01:46.50]Couldn't withdraw any money [01:48.32]But I still had to call mum [01:49.71]Get the savings and then hurry [01:51.53] [01:52.16]So to call my mum so that [01:54.30]I could tell her I can't go and that [01:56.53]At least I remembered my phone man [01:58.23]I didn't know her number offhand [01:59.69] [02:00.26]Where's my phone have I got it [02:02.02]Oh this is a crock of sh*t [02:03.98]I lost the f**king thing [02:05.31] [02:05.84]Wait wait it's in my pocket [02:07.71]But the batteries nearly flat [02:09.55]Got to call quick snap [02:11.29]Aww sh*t the battery is flat [02:14.24]Today I have achieved absolutely now [02:17.76]In just being out of the house I've lost out [02:21.47]If I wanted to end up with more now [02:25.07]I should have just stayed in bed like I know how [02:28.63]So I've failed on the DVD [02:30.92]Couldn't withdraw any money [02:32.86]Or call mum about tea [02:34.33]I'll have to get the savings and hurry [02:36.61]But where was the money [02:38.33]I knew I'd left it on the [02:40.11]Side next to the telly [02:41.40] [02:42.00]This is not even funny [02:43.82]I left it in the living room [02:45.54]Ready to pick up as soon [02:46.79]As I passed through [02:47.93]On the way out to the rendezvous [02:49.71] [02:50.53]So the shoebox full of money [02:52.45]Just disappearing from me [02:54.44]That's not what I call funny [02:56.33]A grand don't come for free [02:58.31]Today I have achieved absolutely now [03:01.81]In just being out of the house I've lost out [03:05.32] [03:05.84]If I wanted to end up with more now [03:09.41]I should have just stayed in bed like I know how [03:13.13]Oy soaked to the bone in me jeans [03:15.90]You want me to stop [03:17.14] [03:17.83]I imagine my mum's weeping right now [03:19.73] [03:20.87]And the thousand pounds you swore [03:22.92]That I left on the table this morn [03:25.03]Has simply disappeared before my eyes his eyes and yours [03:29.00]And I'm a thousand pounds poorer [03:30.97]Hundred thousand pennies no more [03:33.01]A thousandth of a million squid [03:34.80]Or two monkeys [03:35.99]Or a whole fifty scores [03:38.15]Gone withdrawn from my life [03:40.67] [03:41.22]The money is no more for sure [03:43.24] [03:49.60]It was supposed to be so easy