I Just Had *** (Explicit Version)-The Lonely Island

[00:02.060] [00:03.060]Sometimes (ohhh), something beautiful happens in this world (Akon) [00:07.280]You don't know how to express yourself so (and Lonely Island) [00:10.470]You just gotta sing... [00:11.370] [00:12.070]I just had ***, and it felt so good! [00:18.910]A woman let me put my ***** inside of her! [00:23.380]I just had ***, and I'll never go back [00:30.360]to the not-havin'-*** ways of the past [00:34.560] [00:35.560]Have you ever had ***? I have - it feel great! [00:38.670]It felt so good when I did it with my ***** [00:41.510]A girl let me do it - it literally just happened [00:44.400]Havin' *** can make a nice man out the meanest! [00:46.100] [00:47.100]Never guess where I just came from - I had ***! [00:50.010]If I had to describe the feeling - it was the best! [00:52.840]When I had the ***, man my ***** felt great! [00:55.740]And I called my parents right after I was done [00:57.530] [00:58.530]Oh hey, didn't see you there - guess what I just did! [01:01.480]Had ***, undressed - saw her boobies and the rest [01:04.250]Was sure nice of her to let you do that thing [01:07.040]Nice of any girl ever - now sing! [01:08.290] [01:09.290]I just had ***, and it felt so good! [01:15.890]A woman let me put my ***** inside of her! [01:20.500]I wanna tell the world! [01:20.990] [01:21.990]To be honest I'm surprised she even wanted me to do it [01:24.660]Doesn't really make sense - but man, screw it! [01:27.200]I ain't one to argue with a good thing [01:29.350]She could be my wife - that good? The best 30 seconds of my life! [01:31.850] [01:32.850]I'm so humbled by a girl's ability to let me do her [01:35.750]'Cuz honestly I'd have *** with a pile of manure [01:38.580]With that in mind, the soft, nice smellin' girl's better [01:41.440]'Cuz she let me wear my chain and my turtle neck sweater [01:43.300] [01:44.300]So this one's dedicated to them girls [01:47.120]that let us flop around on top of them! [01:49.750]If you're near or far, whether short or tall [01:52.740]We wanna thank you all for lettin' us **** you! [01:54.670] [01:55.670]She kept lookin' at her watch - doesn't matter have ***! [01:58.560]But I cried the whole time - doesn't matter have ***! [02:01.260]I think she might've been a racist - doesn't matter have ***! [02:03.930]She put a bag one my head - still counts! [02:05.210] [02:06.210]I just had ***, and my dreams came true! [02:12.690]So if you had *** in the last 30 minutes [02:15.510]Then you're qualified to sing with me! [02:16.510] [02:17.510]I just had *** (everybody sing!), and it felt so good! (we all had ***!) [02:24.190]A woman let me put my ***** inside of her! (I wanna tell the whole world!) [02:29.100]I just had ***, and I'll never go back (never go back!) [02:36.110]to the not-havin'-*** ways of the past (it felt so great...) [02:43.520]