Jizz In My Pants-The Lonely Island

[00:00.000] 作曲 : Forno, Samberg, Schaffer ... [00:02.87]Lock eyes from across the room
（Andy）横跨房间，交错视线 [00:06.34]down my drink while the rhythms boom
我在节奏轰鸣中放下酒杯 [00:08.06]take your hand and skip the names
拉起你的手，才不管你姓甚名谁 [00:09.86]no need here for the silly games
此刻无需愚蠢的逢场作戏 [00:11.88]make our way through the smoke and crowd
穿过灯红酒绿的喧嚣 [00:13.86]the club is the sky and I'm on your cloud
狂欢已冲破天际，而你是那天边最美的云彩 [00:15.76]move in close as the lasers fly
亲密接触，电光火石 [00:17.57]our bodies touch and the angels cry
肢体交错，天使恸哭 [00:19.61]leave this place go back to yours
离开这里，去你的小天地 [00:21.58]our lips first touch outside your doors
在家门口彼此热吻 [00:23.56]a whole night what we've got in store
春宵一刻值千金 [00:25.57]whisper in my ear that you want some more and I
你耳语道“想要更多”，然后我—— [00:27.97]JIZZ IN MY PANTS
射裤里了 [00:29.46]This really never happens you can take my word
这事之前没有过，你别一言概之 [00:31.51]I won't apoligise, that's just absurd
我才不道歉，那简直是愚蠢 [00:33.42]Mainly your fault from the way that you dance and now I
都是你性感浪舞惹的祸，现在我—— [00:35.41]JIZZ IN MY PANTS
射裤里了 [00:37.52]don't tell your friends or I'll say your a slut
别跟你朋友讲，不然我就宣扬你骚浪贱 [00:39.38]plus its your fault, you were rubbing my butt
都是你乱摸我翘臀惹的祸 [00:41.24]I'm very sensitive, some would say thats a plus
我很敏感，有人说这是优点 [00:43.14]Now I'll go home and change
现在我要回家换裤子了 [00:45.37](JORMA) I need a few things from the grocery
（Jorma）行走在琳琅满目商品中的我漫无目的 [00:47.20]do things alone now mostly
如今我只喜欢独来独往 [00:49.08]left me heart broken not lookin' for love
我心已碎，对爱无泪 [00:51.06]surprised in my eyes when I looked above
而当我抬头却心头一颤 [00:52.99]the check out counter and I saw a face
在收银台那我看到了一张天使的面孔 [00:55.01]My heart stood still so did time and space
此时我的心和时空一同凝固 [00:56.89]Never felt that I could feel real again
从来不相信天使在人间 [00:58.92]But the look in her eyes said I need a friend
而她的眼神像是在祈求我的靠近 [01:00.83]She turned to me thats when she said it
然后她向我，看着我死灰一般的脸庞 [01:02.82]Looked me dead in the face, asked "Cash or Credit?" and I
说“是现金还是刷卡？”，然后我—— [01:05.00]JIZZED IN MY PANTS
射裤里了 [01:06.78]It's perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me
这很正常，我才没病 [01:08.66]But we're going to need a clean up on aisle 3
但我要去第三排的架子后面清理一下 [01:10.70]And now I'm posed in an awkward stance because I
现在我的处境很尴尬，只因我—— [01:13.26]JIZZED IN MY PANTS
射裤里了 [01:15.01]To be fair you were flirting a lot
坦白讲你一直在挑逗我 [01:16.61]plus the way you bag cans got me bothered and hot
而且你打包的动作太撩人了 [01:18.52]please stop acting like you're not impressed
别再装疯卖傻来掩盖你的迷人 [01:20.50]One more thing, I'm gonna play by cheque
还有一点，我要用支票谢谢 [01:22.84]Last week - I saw a film
上个礼拜我去看电影 [01:24.60]As I recall it was a horror film
记忆中应该是个恐怖片 [01:26.49]Walked outside into the rain
细雨中我思绪万千 [01:28.45]Checked my phone and saw you rang and I
拿起手机看到了你的来电，然后我—— [01:30.89]JIZZED IN MY PANTS
射裤里了 [01:32.55](JORMA)Speeding down the street when the red lights flash
（Jorma）红灯闪过，我在路上风驰电掣 [01:34.45]need to get away need to make a dash
用速度让我远离凡尘 [01:36.39]A song comes on that reminds me of you and I
刚好有那么一首歌让我突然想起你，然后我—— [01:38.35]JIZZ IN MY PANTS
射裤里了 [01:40.45](ANDY) The next day my alarm goes off and I
（Andy）第二天我闹钟响了，然后我—— [01:43.07]JIZZ IN MY PANTS
射裤里了 [01:44.39]Open my window and a breeze rolls in and I
打开窗户，微风拂过，然后我—— [01:46.26]JIZZ IN MY PANTS
射裤里了 [01:48.30]When Bruce Willis was dead at the end of sixth sense I
当布鲁斯·威利斯在《灵异第六感》的最后死去时，我就—— [01:50.24]JIZZED IN MY PANTS
射裤里了 [01:52.26]I just ate a grape and I
我吃了颗葡萄，然后我—— [01:53.69]JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
射~裤~里~了~ [01:55.26]JIZZED...IN...MY PANTS
射~裤~里~了~ [01:57.13]Ok seriously you guys can we...ok...
好了，都给我严肃点行不 [01:59.04]I JIZZ RIGHT IN MY PANTS EVERY TIME YOU'RE NEXT TO ME
每当你在我身边我都忍不住射一裤子 [02:04.02]AND WHEN WE'RE HOLDING HANDS ITS LIKE HAVING *** TO ME
每当我们拉个小手，对我来说那简直是OOXX [02:08.01]YOU SAY IM PREMATURE I JUST CALL IT ECSTASY
你说我泄的太早我说这叫入戏太好 [02:11.98]I WEAR A RUBBER AT ALL TIMES ITS A NECESSITY Cuz I
我时刻都带着套以防万一，只因我—— [02:15.96]JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
射~裤~里~了~ [02:17.93](I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)
我射裤里了，我射裤里了，是的，我射裤里了，没错，我射裤里了 [02:21.53]yes I JIZZ...IN...MY PANTS
我就是射裤里了 [02:23.84](I jizz in my pants (AKIVA!), I jizz in my pants)
我射裤里了（Akiva）我~射~裤~里~了~ [02:29.70]