Piano Has Been Drinking-Tom Waits

[00:07.83]The piano has been drinking,
钢琴已经喝得烂醉， [00:12.42]My necktie is asleep,
我的领带昏昏欲睡， [00:20.58]And the combo went back to New York,
乐队早已返回纽约， [00:24.96]The jukebox has to take a leak,
点唱机急着去解手， [00:30.45]And the carpet needs a haircut,
地毯需要修剪毛发， [00:35.82]And the spotlight looks like a prison break,
聚光灯像越狱现场， [00:38.82]'Cause the telephone's out of cigarettes,
因为电话断了烟瘾， [00:41.49]And the balcony is on the make,
阳台正忙着钓凯子， [00:42.15]And the piano has been drinking.
钢琴已经喝得烂醉。 [00:47.46]The piano has been drinking,
钢琴已经喝得烂醉， [00:53.13]And the menus are all freezing,
菜单全都冻成冰块， [00:56.43]And the light man's blind in one eye,
灯光师瞎了只眼睛， [01:04.68]And he can't see out of the other,
另一只也看不清爽， [01:07.95]And the piano tuner's got a hearing aid,
调音师戴着助听器， [01:10.41]And he showed up with his mother,
还带着他老妈出场， [01:11.82]And the piano has been drinking.
钢琴已经喝得烂醉。 [01:14.64]The piano has been drinking,
钢琴已经喝得烂醉， [01:25.08]As the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler,
保镖是个相扑选手， [01:29.19]Cream-puff casper milktoast,
奶油泡芙般软弱， [01:33.54]And the owner is a mental midget,
老板是个智障侏儒， [01:40.56]With the I.Q. of a fence post,
智商堪比篱笆桩， [01:43.38]'Cause the piano has been drinking.
因为钢琴已经喝醉。 [01:52.11]The piano has been drinking,
钢琴已经喝得烂醉， [02:05.61]And you can't find your waitress,
你用盖革计数器也， [02:08.70]With a Geiger counter,
找不到那位女侍应， [02:17.46]And she hates you and your friends,
她恨透你和你的朋友， [02:33.72]And you just can't get served without her,
没她你就别想喝到酒， [02:34.59]And the box-office is drooling,
售票处淌着口水， [02:38.82]And the bar stools are on fire,
吧台凳燃起火焰， [02:43.29]And the newspapers were fooling,
报纸在胡说八道， [02:47.61]And the ashtrays have retired,
烟灰缸早已退休， [02:48.33]'Cause the piano has been drinking.
因为钢琴已经喝醉。 [02:56.19]The piano has been drinking,
钢琴已经喝得烂醉， [02:57.27]The piano has been drinking,
钢琴已经喝得烂醉， [03:03.18]Not me,
不是我， [03:03.90]Not me,
不是我， [03:07.62]Not me,
不是我， [03:08.10]Not me,
不是我， [03:08.43]Not me.
不是我。