The Piano Has Been Drinking-Tom Waits

[00:11.30]The piano has been drinking
钢琴已经喝醉 [00:16.84]my necktie is asleep
我的领带正在沉睡 [00:21.73]and the combo went back to New York
乐队早已返回纽约 [00:27.39]the jukebox has to take a leak
点唱机急着去解手 [00:32.43]and the carpet needs a haircut
地毯需要修剪毛发 [00:37.55]and the spotlight looks like a prison break
聚光灯像越狱现场 [00:42.86]cause the telephone's out of cigarettes
因为电话断了烟瘾 [00:48.39]and the balcony's on the make
阳台正忙着偷情 [00:53.40]and the piano has been drinking
钢琴已经喝醉 [00:58.69]the piano has been drinking...
钢琴已经喝醉... [01:03.80]and the menus are all freezing
菜单全都冻僵了 [01:09.48]and the lightman's blind in one eye
灯光师半盲着眼 [01:14.08]and he can't see out of the other
另一只也看不见 [01:19.38]and the piano-tuner's got a hearing aid
调音师戴着助听器 [01:25.10]and he showed up with his mother
还带着他妈出场 [01:29.90]and the piano has been drinking
钢琴已经喝醉 [01:35.41]the piano has been drinking
钢琴已经喝醉 [01:40.64]cause the bouncer is a Sumo wrestler
因为保安是相扑手 [01:46.60]cream puff casper milk toast
奶油泡芙胆小鬼 [01:51.59]and the owner is a mental midget
老板是个弱智儿 [01:56.93]with the I.Q. of a fencepost
智商堪比篱笆桩 [02:01.86]cause the piano has been drinking
因为钢琴已经喝醉 [02:07.30]the piano has been drinking...
钢琴已经喝醉... [02:12.77]and you can't find your waitress
你用盖革计数器 [02:18.36]with a Geiger counter
也找不到女侍应 [02:23.10]And she hates you and your friends
她恨你和你的朋友 [02:27.30]and you just can't get served
没她你就别想喝 [02:31.54]without her
半口酒 [02:33.81]and the box-office is drooling
售票处流着口水 [02:38.71]and the bar stools are on fire
吧凳正燃起火焰 [02:44.08]and the newspapers were fooling
报纸在胡说八道 [02:49.28]and the ash-trays have retired
烟灰缸已经退休 [02:55.04]the piano has been drinking
钢琴已经喝醉 [02:59.63]the piano has been drinking
钢琴已经喝醉 [03:05.16]The piano has been drinking
钢琴已经喝醉 [03:10.24]not me, not me, not me, not me, not me
不是我 不是我 不是我 不是我 不是我