When I Was Your Age-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:00.000] 作词 : Yankovic [00:27.45]Let me tell you sonny... let me tell you straight [00:32.63]You kids today ain't never had it tough [00:36.34]Always had everything handed to you on a silver plate [00:41.96]You lazy brats think nothing's good enough [00:46.15]Well, nobody ever drove me to school when it was ninety degrees below [00:51.14]We had to walk buck naked through forty miles of snow [00:56.22]Worked in the coal mines twenty two hours a day for just half a cent [01:00.78]Had to sell me internal organs just to pay the rent [01:05.04]When i was your age. when i was your age [01:13.51]When i was your age. when i was your age [01:24.08]Let me tell you something, you whiny little snot [01:28.87]There's something wrong with all you kids today [01:33.61]You just don't appreciate all the things you've got [01:38.49]We were hungry, broken and miserable and we liked it fine that way [01:43.67]There were seventy three of us living in a cardboard box [01:48.29]All i got for christmas was a lousy bag of rocks [01:52.99]Every night for dinner, we had a big 'ol chunk of dirt [01:57.33]If we were really good, we didn't get dessert [02:01.77]When i was your age. when i was your age [02:10.43]When i was your age. when i was your age [02:21.77]Didn't have no telephone, didn't have no fax machine [02:25.76]All we had was a couple cans and a crummy piece of string [02:31.04]Didn't have no swimming pool when i was just a lad [02:35.24]Our neighbor's mseptic tank was the closest thing we had [02:40.51]Didn't have no dental floss, had to use old rusty nails [02:45.11]Didn't have nintendo, we just poured salt on snails [02:49.89]Didn't have no water bed, had to sleep on broken glass [02:54.04]Didn't have no lawnmower, we used our teeth to cut the grass [03:17.88]What's the matter now, sonny, you say you don't believe this junk? [03:22.06]You think my story's wearin' kinda thin? [03:26.95]I tell you one thing, i never was such a disrespectful punk [03:31.38]Back in my time, we had a thing called discipline [03:36.10]Dad would whoop us every night till a quarter after twelve [03:40.88]Then he'd get too tired and he'd make us whoop ourselves [03:45.70]Then he'd chop me into pieces and play frisbee with my brain [03:50.51]And let me tell ya, junior, you never heard me complain [03:54.67]When i was your age. when i was your age [04:03.65]When i was your age. when i was your age