Jurassic Park-Weird Al Yankovic

[00:03.890]I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes [00:08.460]And before long, they were cloning DNA [00:16.760]Now I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors [00:24.850]Well, believe me... this has been one lousy day [00:30.740] [00:35.740]Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark [00:39.610]All the dinosaurs are running wild [00:43.520]Someone shut the fence off in the rain [00:47.120]I admit it's kinda eerie [00:50.970]But this proves my chaos theory [00:53.620]And I don't think I'll be coming back again [00:58.810]Oh no [01:06.690]I cannot approve of this attraction [01:10.600]'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kinda mad [01:22.950]A huge tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer [01:26.630]Well, I suppose that proves... [01:29.240]they're really not all bad [01:34.880] [01:38.850]Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark [01:42.330]All the dinosaurs are running wild [01:46.510]Someone let T. Rex out of his pen [01:49.760]I'm afraid those things'll harm me [01:54.020]'Cause they sure don't act like Barney [01:56.640]And they think that I'm their dinner, [01:59.280]not their friend [02:01.740]Oh no [03:01.540]Jurassic Park is frightning in the dark [03:05.410]All the dinosaurs are running wild [03:10.010]What a crummy weekend this has been [03:14.680]Well, this sure ain't no E-ticket [03:18.050]Think I'll tell them where to stick it [03:20.940]'Cause I'm never coming back this way again [03:26.610]Oh no... oh no