The Do Wop-LL Cool J

[00:00.00] 作曲 : Bobby Erving/James Todd Smith [00:02.25]Artist：ll cool j [00:03.21]Songs Title：the do wop [00:04.21] [00:05.59] [00:08.28] [00:10.05]And as you all know, I am hard as hell... [00:12.24] [00:12.82]Woke up at 9:30 on a saturday morn, [00:14.74] [00:15.30]Hit my remote control, turn my stereo on, [00:18.34]Then I reached for a brush since I dont use a pick, [00:21.60]And the floor was kinda cold so I put on my kix... [00:24.18]Went to the kitchen and ate some corn flakes [00:27.20]As I bopped to a tape a kut kreators breaks [00:30.04]Wit hardcore, heavyweight b-boy blast, [00:32.57] [00:33.09]Not soft, hardcore, kut kreators fast... [00:35.61] [00:36.58]Jumped in the shower it was boiling hot, [00:39.05]So I stayed there a hour cuz I like it a lot [00:42.14]Jumped out, dried off, put on the devon cologne, [00:44.89]Then I called up earl on the telephone... [00:47.74]He said there was a jam that we could do later on [00:51.02]Ten gs plus a limo for one short song [00:53.87]So I said yeah I was wit it, hung up and got geared, [00:57.19]Got a magnifyin glass then I brushed my beard, [00:59.86]Rewound some tapes of some def jam tunes [01:02.90]As I waited for the skeez to ring the bell at noon.... [01:05.89]12 oclock came, left the door cracked, [01:08.64]The freak walked in, a mink on her back, [01:11.70]Put her coat on the rack, threw my sessmo（? ） on [01:14.88]Then I threw in a tape of the quiet storm, we drank [01:18.05]Round hill cabernet sauvignon, she said l.l. [01:20.36]When you gonna let me taste your tongue... [01:22.46]Her skin got pale, I wham-bammed the tail, [01:25.95] [01:26.51]Did it so hard I shoulda went ta jail... [01:29.49]She left, earl came over and we went outside, [01:32.35]Jumped in the b.m. ta bust a joyride.. [01:35.45]Went up to ajs in my fresh black wheels [01:38.34]Im not a sucka on a corner tryin ta scrape up a meal... [01:41.74]The girlies want sex, da fellas try to flex [01:44.45]But those who flex end up wit broke necks... [01:47.26]Signed some autographs for a posse a freaks - [01:50.34]Said its l baby, I aint down wit sheik [01:53.21]Conversated wit da skeezers for ten minutes more [01:55.87]Then I jumped in my ride and the freak slammed the door... [01:59.07]people think I do crimes [02:01.01] [02:01.65]But they dont know Im just a conniseur of hip hop rhymes - [02:05.09]Stop smilin, you think all of the time [02:07.73]But he dont know my names on his wifes behind [02:10.50]Ll has iced all the washed up slobs [02:13.23]Vigilante of rap, so the hell wit the mob [02:16.46]Dont run from the cops, makin suckas chop [02:19.54]And Im only eighteen makin mo than yo pops [02:22.63]Tormentor of toys and boy scout boys [02:25.64]And I dare any critic to call it noize... [02:28.35] [02:28.97]Peeked at the clock it said 6:03, [02:31.69]Said later to kreator and broke out wit e.. [02:34.55]Went up ta white castle for a chocolate shake [02:37.32]Thinkin bout a hundred thousand that Id soon make [02:40.25]Finished up the snack, jumped up out my seat, [02:42.63]Then ? hit the table and he made up a beat... [02:46.11] [02:47.17]Kicked a few rhymes, stepped out the door [02:49.59]Said tonight is a bore, Im in the mood for more! [02:52.47]Jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the time [02:55.40]It was almost 7:30 and the show was at 9 [02:58.23]Ll cool j would soon stand at a jam [03:01.21]With thousands of people screamin touch my hand! [03:03.66] [03:04.34]But since I had a hour plus a half attached [03:06.73]I was searchin for the cutie whos my perfect match... [03:10.13]Her name was renee, her face was ok [03:12.52]But she had the kind a body that made j wanna play [03:15.87]I said no need to rehearse, then I made my approach, [03:18.48]Said you got a good team, girl but ya need a new coach, [03:21.94]Said my names ll cool if I may introduce [03:24.15]But Im not here for conversation, Im here ta seduce [03:26.67]Wanna mix it up baby, wanna feel ya grind [03:29.37]Cause it aint fifth grade, and these aint nursery rhymes [03:31.08]Now I know you heard hardcore [03:35.64] [03:36.53]Check out the real ll behind closed doors [03:39.19] [03:40.04]Tell your buddies youre busy, tell your boyfriend beat it [03:43.11]Put up the silk dress cuz ya aint gonna need it [03:45.87]Unplug the clock, do away with the light, [03:48.50]After five minutes or more ya here me say thats right! [03:51.70]Your body is bad, I heard you got a caddy, [03:54.70]When we make love you can call me daddy [03:57.66]Im ll cool j, say hey renee, [04:00.46]Im not a toy boy, but I still wanna play [04:03.34]Promise you Im not wack when Im in the sack, [04:05.88]After that Ill leave ya starvin for me to come back [04:09.38]But in the meantime, what ya did just now, [04:12.08]The next time I see ya, Im goin ta town [04:15.15]Stepped away from da freak, it was a quarter to 9 [04:18.19]When I rode to the jam I saw the crew on line [04:21.17]Took a trip around the side so I could get backstage [04:24.06]If they call me a tiger then the stage is my cage [04:27.01]I rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal bands rust, [04:29.16] [04:29.80]Those flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust [04:31.96] [04:32.72]Walked in the dressin room and then I heard four knocks [04:35.90]They said ll your runnin late, and its time ta rock! [04:38.59] [04:39.10]Told kut kreator what the order would be [04:41.69]Then I said lord have mercy an slapped hands wit e, [04:44.30] [04:44.83]Went on stage, I heard the girlies scream, [04:46.87] [04:47.49]And at that very moment I woke up from the dream rrraaah!